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Dec 31, 2010

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I’d vote for that ticket. I don’t have the luxury not to.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Prudential Building in downtown Chicago had either a full or partial evacuation due to someone testing positive for Corona.

I feel like we are mere days away before my company announces full wfh

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Dec 31, 2010

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Agency already conducted nation-wide VPN testing and other IT networking stuff to ensure they can support thousands of people working remotely. I heard that someone in the NYC office was tested as they’re family member popped for corona. No word on that.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Feel better Mr Nice.

I woke up with a terrible headache today. Congested too but likely allergies.

If not well I will shitpost with you all from the other side.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Whole Foods in Lincoln Park, Chicago had a massive line. Most everything pre-packaged was picked over. Even meat was running low.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I’ve got a trip to Utah in a week. Debating on cancelling. Any of you shifted travel plans?

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Dec 31, 2010

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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Cancelled my trip to NOLA

drat. I could get my flight refunded in full but my Airbnb would be a big loss. Emailed the host to see if there’s wiggle room considering the state of things.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Trump potentially getting Coronavirus is a beautiful twist.

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Dec 31, 2010

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ASAPI posted:

So, a friend in DC is saying that there will be an announcement this evening with Trump mandating that all non grocery and/or pharmacies close for two weeks.

I'm calling bullshit as it would totally wreck the stock market along with the super panic it will cause.

So whats the over/under on him being right?

I'm sure there are a lot of bullshit statements being floated around DC.

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Dec 31, 2010

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ASAPI posted:

So this is coming allegedly from someone in the State Dept. It's second hand though. Still not sure if they are dumb enough to do this...

Dont know if it's a dumb move in the pure interest of minimizing the spread of the disease.

Now if this includes airports then...well that's gonna be loving insane.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Watched Contagion last night. Worth the anxiety for Gwenyth Paltrow eating poo poo.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Company had an all hands meeting where they announced a rotating schedule of employees to work in the office one day and WFH the other. This is promptly met with a very loud "YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT OF A CONTAGIOUS VIRUS" and then leadership changed it to WFH indefinitely for those who want it.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Ah yes the perfect system where instead of overwhelmed hospitals, patients who can’t even begin to seek treatment die elsewhere.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Dying within 24 hours of catching it puts coronavirus on the level of whatever fictional strain Contagion depicted

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Dec 31, 2010

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Flying through O’Hare next week. Good times ahead.

I had to pop into River North yesterday. The number of people out for St Patty’s day was absurd.

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Dec 31, 2010

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ullerrm posted:

FWIW, I flew through DFW (where at least one of the viral pics came from) for a domestic connection yesterday, and it was a goddamned ghost town in the A/C terminals. Only the international terminal was a petri dish.

I'm genuinely curious to see how empty my flights are next week. I did reach out to my Airbnb host in Moab. He said it's a deserted (heh) there at the moment, so It'll be actually kind of loving nice to have Canyonlands/Arches all to myself.

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Dec 31, 2010

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lightpole posted:

I'm surprised you think flights will still be an option next week. Why are you assuming the US reaction is going to be different than Italy/France/Spain or that our results are going to be any better? Italy let the impending quarantine of the north leak, allowing people to leave before implementation and exacerbating the spread. That could easily happen in the US.

Honestly, I wish they would close airports so that way I can stay home and recoup my money. As it is, I either go and WFH after coming back, or I take a loss of about 1K.

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Dec 31, 2010

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My work’s great solution was to tell people either work 7 am to 3 PM or 11 AM to 7 PM.

Lol

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Dec 31, 2010

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Well. Airports have to be next.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Texted a nurse friend of mine in Seattle. She confirmed the hospitals are “very bad”

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Dec 31, 2010

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As a heads up, Airbnb is now allowing essentially anyone to fully cancel reservations without penalty -- full refunds.

I was able to back out of my trip thanks to this, so something to explore if you were on the fence like me.

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Dec 31, 2010

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LingcodKilla posted:

I knew he was going to be in the running for worst president ever but I didn’t think it was gonna be bungling a pandemic and tanking the feel good number.

Putin must be so proud of him.

None of this is surprising to me. It's just his bad loving luck that he has to deal with it and also ours that he's the president.

Watch him still be re-elected.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'm just being extremely pessimistic about it. There will be mass layoffs and many people on either side politically suffering as a result. It's very unfortunate.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I ducked over to the grocery store and it got hit hard by panic buyers. A fun thing to do is see what people didn't buy out: tofu and various fake meats, salad dressing, kosher foods (there was an intact shelf full of gefilte fish and matzos), alcohol, pre-packaged deli meats and cheeses, chocolate milk, and Hot Pockets were the ones I noticed.

One would think those buying Hot Pockets would absolutely need to hoard toilet paper.

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Dec 31, 2010

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The boxes of lasagne noodles left on shelves kill me. Like that is still pasta. Cut it up in pieces after cooking you morons.

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Dec 31, 2010

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LingcodKilla posted:

What the gently caress is with him not lying when he should and constantly lying when he doesn’t need to?

He can't be wrong or take responsibility. It's literally Trump's defining trait.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Trump is a non-gradient thinker.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Immanentized posted:

He's talking about mayyybbbee postponing the election. This is is, strap in!

He cannot. Congress sets the date.

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Dec 31, 2010

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loving let those dorks lick floors

In other news, the US company president said he worked through 9/11, the recession and now this. He believes the corona virus to be worse than 9/11, which is incorrect.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i keep a themometer in my pocket now

Everyone knows the best method for temperature-taking is the Mom technique:

•Apply back of hand directly to forehead

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Dec 31, 2010

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Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/RoKhanna/status/1240002900971212802

Now we're cooking with gas. Don't start from that bullshit compromised $500 position; start from a good number that would help people and then negotiate with the blood suckers

HELL loving YEA BYE CREDIT CARD DEBT

(this will never happen)

alternatively, every american who made over 14 million dollars will get an additional 1 million.

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Dec 31, 2010

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lightpole posted:

I am currently allowed to buy weed. I am currently not allowed to go out and get a haircut.

What’s the problem

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Dec 31, 2010

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Here’s what’s going to happen if we get federal handout money:

people will put it towards debt
People will put it in savings

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Dec 31, 2010

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Here’s my cat moo

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Dec 31, 2010

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This would help me greatly.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Bulky Bartokomous posted:

Cool, my student loan debt will go from $200k to $190k. :toot:

the gently caress did you go to school for

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Dec 31, 2010

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

So on a training flight today (because of course we're still flying), we got to talking about what you would spend your government issued stimulus check on if they actually implement that plan. Since we already get government issued salaries regardless of whether we get shut down, what's a good place to donate that money to in order to help people who actually need it? I was planning on the local food bank but I'm open to other ideas.

Food bank, animal shelters. I've given a decent amount of money over to a few cat rescue orgs in Chicago that are at risk of going permanently under due to not collecting visitor fees.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Citrix Receiver loving blows

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Dec 31, 2010

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Video out of an Italian hospital

It’s genuinely unpleasant

https://vimeo.com/398334975

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Dec 31, 2010

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Posting moo

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