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Acebuckeye13 posted:Klobuchar outlasting the Butt is probably the funniest thing to come out of this election. You're talking about the same election cycle where heavy establishment favorite Kamala Harris quit almost a month before Marianne "Orb Mother" Williamson right?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 04:58 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:24 |
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BUG JUG posted:There was a second death in Kirkland earlier today. Maybe costco not the best place to stock up
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 05:00 |
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Best Friends posted:I'm old as hell but I do remember when south Park's brilliant takedown of Al Gore's crazy 'global warming' hysteria was a huge thing on right wing blogs and with mainstream conservatives. Also their puppet movie had a whole major plot point about how stupid it was to be against the Iraq war. They don't have that much influence now because no one under 30 watches them anymore but they sure seemed to be a cultural force way back Have you seen season 22 because they've basically gone full tankie and it is wonderful
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 21:46 |
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Woofer posted:Investors love poo poo like the coronavirus. Just because the market is trending down (or has been) doesn’t mean people aren’t getting stupid loving rich. Just look at literally everything that’s ever happened. The US became the richest nation ever after a world war. Historically, widespread plagues are one of the most effective conditions to shift power to the laboring classes.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 21:52 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Is that because the ruling class tend towards being older/frailer? The market value of pesants spikes when there's a supply bottleneck
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 21:59 |
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Jesus christ let this man go home and have a blankie and some warm milk and pet a good dogge already https://twitter.com/BethLynch2020/s...ingawful.com%2F
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2020 23:38 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:I suppose this is a current event. Reading the information on Covid-19 Age/Sex/Existing Conditions as a 30-39 year old my chances of dying from this (based on current estimates which I know may be wrong) is .2%. But by pre-existing conditions, if I have hypertension (and nothing else wrong with me) that number jumps to 6%. Am I reading this right, because 6% is a bit uncomfortable. That's not super useful without full crosstabs of age+comorbidity, it's probably less "hypertension makes you more likely to eat poo poo and die" and more "being old makes you eat poo poo and die and olds are majorly overrepresented in the hypertension bucket"
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2020 23:31 |
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The real lesson here is that both field campaigning and paid advertising barely matter and the optimal strategy going forward is gathering kompromat on tv news producers
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2020 22:52 |
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well, at least we'll always have lofi bernie beats to study/radicalize to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm6qy_9E0rY
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 01:36 |
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so it spread to north italy twice independently
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2020 02:36 |
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'24 will be Schumer vs Haley because this is the Hell timeline
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 01:30 |
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HEY FUCKERS WE'RE +33!!!! IN MO SINCE 2/25 THIS AIN'T OVER BY A drat SIGHT https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/...ingawful.com%2F
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 02:02 |
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Terrifying Effigies posted:Numbers are going to start climbing quick now that they're finally handing testing over to local authorities. Wouldn't be surprised if there are pre-symptomatic carriers in every major US hub city at this point. The guy diagnosed in Raleigh yesterday caught it at the nursing home in WA and flew back to NC on the 22'nd. We've all got it already.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 03:18 |
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Best Friends posted:There is a full on push to paint Biden as the more woke candidate after he's spent his life being a creep to women and befriending segregationists, and it's got me so worked up I think I'm going to do the unthinkable and stop looking at Twitter for a while. My God the chutzpah of it all. Don't panic, fight. https://berniesanders.com/call/
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 23:53 |
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Dunking on cali was put on hold until the chuds actually got tired of all this winning
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 02:05 |
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Defenestrategy posted:What is the function that gives delegates to the states. Is it how many democrats are in office there or something? "The pledged delegate "base" allocation is determined by the jurisdiction's Presidential vote in 2008, 2012, and 2016; and the jurisdiction's electoral vote allocation based on 2010 census. Jurisdictions beginning their process later in the cycle and neighboring states that concurrently begin their process (aka "clustering") receive bonus delegates [Call to Convention I.]." is as much detail as can find, no actual formula anywhere. The party sets the rules for the next cycle at the nominating convention so at the root level, it's Calvinball.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 16:24 |
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Also lol at the guy who's acting like Bernie, Nina Turner, Danny Glover, and Cornel West didn't appear at 100+ events all over SC for throughout the last year
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 16:31 |
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nope!
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 17:38 |
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The only way anyone could appeal to republican voters is to literally wear Donald Trump's skin as a suit
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 20:57 |
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 21:49 |
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Old Boot posted:Speaking of: read the replies to skip the coronavirus and just die right now
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 01:00 |
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Two people in the GBS coronavirus thread with coronavirus exposure and symptoms of something but no testing yet, including mod Jose.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 01:23 |
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Jesus Christ, poor Joe. https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/...ingawful.com%2F
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2020 02:16 |
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bird food bathtub posted:Can you explain this to me with small words as if I was an idiot? I don't get finance-y/industry type stuff too quick. Saudi Arabia is just going to poo poo oil onto the world market to cut prices as low as they possibly can and try to WalMart the competition? I thought they could only do that short term because US fracking and stuff would just mothball their wells and what-not and wait until they were done? Yeah basically this, with the added twist that the reason they're doing it is that they're convinced the global economy is hosed and they need to take whatever they can get for everything they have right now, hence the fire sale
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 00:33 |
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That Works posted:
lol
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:00 |
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SimonCat posted:Remember that General "Jack" Ripper was actually less extreme than the actual commander of SAC at the time.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 14:25 |
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Blind Rasputin posted:Man, I remember just last Wednesday I was making some crack about, “just 10 more cases and the US will be at 169!” Now it will hit 1,000 by the end of the day. I know a lot of it is increased testing, but it’s increased people presenting as well. It’s honestly nuts how fast the number is going up. Trump's dumbass "It's only 530 cases! Thousands die of the flu!" got me curious so I plugged the last few days numbers into a spreadsheet last night and extrapolated the growth rate. This very naive model predicted 900 US cases today, 5,000 friday, and 1,000,000 on the 31st.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 02:40 |
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Even Republicans need to pass things every so often, to bring money back to their districts and keep their constituents and donors happy. In particular: lol
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:24 |
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Get the popcorn it's time for the shitshow of shook Trump trying to reassure the nation from something he himself is actually scared of.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:02 |
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At least on the fox feed the camera is so confused by the gold curtains that the white balance keeps bouncing from pink trump to bronze trump
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:10 |
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haha one of my coworkers left for a 3 week vacation in amsterdam and ukraine yesterday Also, chastened, conventionally serious Trump is more terrifying than I believed possible
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:15 |
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Hannity is barely holding it together right now
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:18 |
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Immanentized posted:They're apparently including import cargo as part of the ban, which is just incredibly stupid. lol half of my job is ordering maintenance parts from germany gonna enjoy this vacation
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:21 |
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Bored As gently caress posted:What's he doing? Halting cadence, shifty eyes, just generally being a much, much less effective and low-confidence liar than usual
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:24 |
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Incredible watching Hannity trying to minimize this even more desperately right after announcing Tom Hanks' infection and the cancellation of the NBA
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 02:41 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-NW1RwPY8
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 18:58 |
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the kids are alright
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 01:08 |
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 01:18 |
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Shoulda followed through with the freight shutdown, no balls. There are no taksies-backsies on live propaganda broadcasts, that's how the Berlin Wall came down.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 03:47 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 23:24 |
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If covid-19 puts Bernie in the white house I'll join a seminary
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 04:30 |