March 2020 Current Events Thread: The revolution lives on

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 10:24

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 06:16

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ive been hearing people say their managers have a deadline of making sure everyone who can wfm is by 3/12 at my work (insurance industry). we have armies of actuaries so hearing a hard date set like that was somewhat forboding

i've worked from home now for 8 years and havent seen my boss face to face since obama was president. im more and more glad for that now.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 16:55

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hekk posted:

You need to hop in the discord so we can play fight man games together. You dropped off the face of the planet and I was worried about you.

being too online was getting to be a problem and i used it as a mental health break, didnt mean to to worry you duder

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 22:27

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

jfc opening day is in 2 weeks

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

but how will the mets disappoint me unless they play

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:09

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

was hunter the asshat who vaped during session and bought steam games

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 17:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also headache and feeling worn out

no cough or lung butter

at least i work from home forever

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 17:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

so bitch McConnell is going to be responsible for thousands of boomer deaths

you're still not getting on my good side

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 18:25

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

post your numbers

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 20:08

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://mobile.twitter.com/brooksbarnesnyt/status/1238199000651591680

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 21:36

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 21:47

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fallom posted:

What�s the point of a bunker when a piece of wood jammed into the door and a pile of dirt over an air vent will turn it into a tomb?

air vents are the new shitters

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 22:35

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 23:38

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Slim Pickens posted:

https://twitter.com/BaileyCarlin/status/1238147875143647234?s=19

i am so proud of the zoomers

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 00:39

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/aravosis/status/1238260325260111874

https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1238245834476720128

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 03:39

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/487261-senate-gop-weighs-canceling-recess-over-coronavirus

senate break cancelled

https://twitter.com/RealMrClean/status/507694605396353025

Nostalgia4Butts fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Mar 13, 2020

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 03:42

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/1238297096064770048

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 03:59

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://sunnybrook.ca/research/media/item.asp?c=2&i=2069&f=covid-19-isolated-2020#.XmrzaXLax_s.twitter

covid-19 has been isolated by a team in canada

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:37

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/realXFLfootball/status/1238259741744398339?s=20

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:46

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

mlmp08 posted:

lol is that fake, or could the XFL official account not get the blue check?

its real according to espn and stuff

not for nothing but them paying the players regardless isn't lost on me, im all for more football leagues for late draft cuts or old timers

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 16:06

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its a fun game

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 20:12

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 20:19

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

kids school is closed until further notice, prolly two weeks at least.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 22:17

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i work weekend overnights from home so I can be home all week and play switch with the kiddo. Im very lucky though. Good luck to the other parents here.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 22:33

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/JeremySWallace/status/1238459547578241025

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 22:45

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i just emailed my boss offering to help with overnight coverage, gently caress it i'll make some OT

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 01:24

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

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# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 05:41

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BurningChrome posted:

Well, the crazy fucker did more than most people running their mouths on these here internets. Wow just wow that this forum produced him.

we didnt produce him. we encouraged him multiple times to seek help

he PM'd me a bunch asking for advice on learning combat medicine. poo poo read like like a schizophrenic ramble. Unibomber type poo poo that I never responded to. i'd laugh but he's loving lucky to be alive.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:28

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

my sister works as a nurse here in CT, shits starting to get crazy here

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 16:52

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

idk but fort dix is a circle of hell, im sure of it

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 05:30

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

NFL no longer suspending for weed

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2881064-nfl-cba-biggest-changes-to-drug-testing-salary-schedule-playoffs-and-more

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 01:38

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_066dEkycr4

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 09:33

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 10:12

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 18:33

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://twitter.com/NeilPHauer/status/1239540018877804544

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 19:14

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Casimir Radon posted:

I really want Donnie's current state of mind to leak. This is the worst mess he's ever found himself in and I could really use a boost right now.

https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/1239617612457431047

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 19:59

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

What's the process for this? Standard legislation, or is it a senatorial ~~rubberstamp~~ advise and consent, or something else?

https://fas.org/sgp/crs/RL32471.pdf

quote:

It would appear that, under Article I, �4, cl. 1, Congress would have broad
authority to postpone elections so as to account for emergency situations. The
Supreme Court and lower courts have interpreted the language of Article I, � 4, cl.
1 to mean that Congress has extensive power to regulate most elements of a
congressional election. For instance, the Supreme Court has noted that the right to vote for Members of Congress is derived from the Constitution and that Congress
therefore may legislate broadly under this provision to protect the integrity of this
right.4
The Court has stated that the authority to regulate the �times, places and
manner� of federal elections:

and for presidential

quote:

While the power of Congress to regulate Presidential elections is not as
extensive as the power over House and Senate elections,7
Article II, �1, cl. 4 does
provide that Congress may determine the �time� of choosing presidential electors.
The Congress has established this date, by statute, as the �Tuesday next after the first
Monday in November, in every fourth year succeeding every election of a President
and Vice President.�8
Although the Congress does not have the explicit authority to regulate other
aspects of Presidential elections beyond time, case law does indicate that the
Congress may have powers extending beyond establishing the time of choosing the
electors. For instance, the Supreme Court has allowed congressional regulation of
political committees which seek to influence Presidential elections, arguing that such
legislation is justified by the need to preserve the integrity of such elections. In
Burroughs v. United States,
9
the Supreme Court reasoned that:
[w]hile presidential electors are not officers or agents of the federal government,
they exercise federal functions under, and discharge duties in virtue of authority
conferred by, the Constitution of the United States. The President is vested with
the executive power of the nation. The importance of his election and the vital
character of its relationship to and effect upon the welfare and safety of the
whole people cannot be too strongly stated. To say that Congress is without
power to pass appropriate legislation to safeguard such an election from the
improper use of money to influence the result is to deny to the nation in a vital
particular the power of self protection. Congress, undoubtedly, possesses that
power, as it possesses every other power essential to preserve the department
and institutions of the general government from impairment or destruction,
whether threatened by force or by corruption.10
The power of Congress to protect the integrity of the Presidential election,
combined with its authority to set the time of election, would also seem to provide
the Congress the power to postpone elections because of a national emergency