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~stars in mediocre film that oddly predicts events 9 years hence~ ~sells massively overpriced candle that reeks of she own twat~
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:37 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:29 |
~name is a surprisingly good score in scrabble~ ~oh poo poo no proper nouns~
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:40 |
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~posts in ADTRW~
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:42 |
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The reason I'm such a great actress is because I only play neurotic, wealthy, characters. I've been a method actor for over 40 years now and I've honed my craft to an extremely sharp point.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:47 |
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Fuming that Marie Kondo also sells the exact same type of garbage bullshit I do and gets away with it without criticism because of weird paternalistic orientalism.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:48 |
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~ is legally insane ~
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 13:53 |
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*dated the guy from Coldplay and thought he made good music and then had a baby named Apple with him*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:02 |
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*insists people use her treatments instead of actual medical advice, then they die* hmm cause of death: not having bought enough jade vag eggs
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:07 |
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Actually my twat is incredibly fragrant.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:11 |
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Have a whiff ah mah fanny
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:14 |
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hey all you goons and goonettes out there! i'm gwyneth paltrow and just registered here. i am protected! lol! well i'm looking forward to cracking wise with all you fun folks here and look out for sneak peaks of my upcoming projects! anyways i was told i needed to post this thread to join GoonSwarm
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:19 |
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*stars in Shallow Hal*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:21 |
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*dies of toxic shock syndrome because of the porous jade egg in my pussy*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:27 |
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I insert a large candle into my vagina for research purposes, followed by a one-tenth scale jade elephant.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:32 |
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*my oval office is on my face* (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:36 |
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*thinks my pussy smells like lavender and chamomile but it actually just smells like a pussy*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:38 |
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ha ha it's me! It's ME in the box!
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:38 |
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What's this new product I need to endorse? A knife that you stab yourself with to prevent cancer? Yeah that's fine. Hold on, I just need to sign off on a $700 rock that helps you meditate and a bottle of water that helps your brain. Also, I dunno, put your feet in this chemical and it will help balance your electrolytes or something. Has the check from Avengers cleared yet? I am as bad as Alex Jones but because I starred in a few movies I'm allowed to peddle my dangerous pseudo science anywhere I please, including Netflix. I'm most likely responsible for several deaths already.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:42 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I am as bad as Alex Jones but because I starred in a few movies I'm allowed to peddle my dangerous pseudo science anywhere I please, including Netflix. I'm most likely responsible for several deaths already. At least Alex Jones runs one of the only trustworthy news network in America, that's much more respect-worthy than having been in a few lovely movies
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:50 |
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~starts selling a candle that smells like my anus, just to complete the set~
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:50 |
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:~starts selling a candle that smells like my anus, just to complete the set~ a whole line of scented anus candles, each one after a different meal my favorite is "beefy taco bell farts" followed by "kale and sunchips while dehydrated"
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 14:59 |
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*successfully markets placenta skin treatments to non asian markets*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 15:03 |
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So many men use me as a smokescreen to air their weird pathogical disgust with the yonis and frankly it's more than a little upsetting.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 15:38 |
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*is obsessed with vaginas* *is disgusted and disdainful when a woman actually mentions her vagina* *is GBS, who hates women*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 15:41 |
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Febreeze smells just like my pork shits.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 15:44 |
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Soy yo Gwneith Palltow. Dame algo de dinero y asegúrate de enviarlo directamente a Literally A Person, ya que él es quien se ocupa de todas mis finanzas. Una vez más, envíe dinero a Literally A Person. Gracias.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 15:53 |
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PureEvil6_13 posted:ha ha it's me! It's ME in the box! PWAWOWAWOW *Gwyneth's head wearing jester cap pops out on spring, eyes rolling crazily*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 16:57 |
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*Is fine with gay frogs*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:31 |
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Literally A Person posted:Soy yo Gwneith Palltow. Dame algo de dinero y asegúrate de enviarlo directamente a Literally A Person, ya que él es quien se ocupa de todas mis finanzas. Una vez más, envíe dinero a Literally A Person. Gracias. ay carumba
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:34 |
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Huff my crotch snot, it cures shingles.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:34 |
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:~stars in mediocre film that oddly predicts events 9 years hence~ In case anyone else was curious, the movie is Contagion. I forgot
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:37 |
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**puts head in box**
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:37 |
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*sleeps my way up the corporate ladder via tony stark*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:43 |
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I’m a pretty lady and I have a company that no one knows why it exists or who buys the stuff we crank out
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:45 |
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poog
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:47 |
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Cold play is using refridgerated piss rather than body temp Gwenyth Paltro was married to the lead singer of the band ColdPlay
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:52 |
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Give me your money you stupid fucks!
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 17:59 |
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gently caress what science says, stick this malachite in your pussy. *contributes to the dangerous myth that vaginas are inherently mystical or w/e bullshit*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:23 |
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J'ai déjà été sur une date avec Gwyneth Paltrow, mais ça n'a pas fonctionné entre nous parce qu'elle parle trop.
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:31 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 03:29 |
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*cons large amounts of money from the super rich while indirectly killing them, is hated by dudes whose entire online persona is wanting to steal from and kill the rich because vaginas are icky*
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# ? Mar 4, 2020 18:31 |