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Colonel Cancer posted:Are we supposed to poop ON Tokyo It's a verb, like 'fly asia' or 'backpack europe'
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but i goop from there!
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Mar 6, 2020 08:28
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I freaking hate the female celeb, I want to beat her vagina with hammers
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schmuckfeatures posted:but i goop from there! Not right now you don't!
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Mar 6, 2020 13:29
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guys it doesn't matter if she's a kook, I'm pretty sure she's on our team so she's off limits
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I was trying to think of a memorable line from one of her movies to post, but then I honestly couldn’t think of anything memorable she has ever done in a movie except for dying offscreen in Se7en.
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hawowanlawow posted:guys it doesn't matter if she's a kook, I'm pretty sure she's on our team so she's off limits Gwyneth Paltrow is a goon?!
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keyboard goop
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sweet thursday posted:keyboard goop Goons have this in abundance. We should market this to her and get a cut of the profits so we can keep this dead, gay forum around for a bit longer.
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1redflag posted:I was trying to think of a memorable line from one of her movies to post, but then I honestly couldn’t think of anything memorable she has ever done in a movie except for dying offscreen in Se7en. I just know her from the Royal Tenenbaums.
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Entorwellian posted:I just know her from the Royal Tenenbaums. Not sure what the deal is here with hating Gwyneth Paltrow but this is one of my all time favorite movies.
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I used to really like Wes Anderson but now I don't anymore Same with Tarantino
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hawowanlawow posted:I used to really like Wes Anderson but now I don't anymore Man. Two of my favorites right there. Tarantino hails from my hometown, too.
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Isn't Tarantino a weird pervert?
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Colonel Cancer posted:Isn't Tarantino a weird pervert? Yeah everyone from Knoxville is. 
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I'm pretty sure he's into feet which isn't that weird he's clearly very weird in general though
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schmuckfeatures posted:but i goop from there! brb gonna start a essential oil company called, "Its only smellz" or a canned fish company called, "its only smelts"
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My Shoes posted:Yeah everyone from Knoxville is. Frankenhooker. Nuff said.
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Paltrow was good in Emma. also Sliding Doors (John Hannah was in that too and he owns) i think she was also in Shakespeare in Love but i havent seen that in years. oh. i guess this isnt really in the spirit of the thread. Hey yall, remember when i made those vagina eggs or sold them or whatever
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-Has a massive fortune and support staff -Offers "life hacks" for the common person that involve buying QVC-quality garbage at SkyMall-like prices
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precision posted:Frankenhooker. Nuff said. holy poo poo! you know about Frankenhooker!? Do you live here or is she like famous or something? I've seen her. One time i was driving over in north Knoxville in this old neighborhood and she was standing outside a church on the sidewalk wearing some weird old timey dress and cradling a doll in her arms like it was a baby.. and there was the 666.. right on her forehead.. she was just standing there staring off. gave me the chills. i used to hear strange stories about her all the time from back in the day.. her history is actually really sad.
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Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow. You may remember me from such movies as... Wait. poo poo. Hold on. I should know this. Huh. Neat. One of my first acting roles was a bit part in Hook. I was "Young Wendy". Wow, yeah, that was a good movie.
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My Shoes posted:holy poo poo! you know about Frankenhooker!? Do you live here or is she like famous or something? I've seen her. One time i was driving over in north Knoxville in this old neighborhood and she was standing outside a church on the sidewalk wearing some weird old timey dress and cradling a doll in her arms like it was a baby.. and there was the 666.. right on her forehead.. she was just standing there staring off. gave me the chills. i used to hear strange stories about her all the time from back in the day.. her history is actually really sad. Oh she's super famous. I used to see her waking around in the late 90s. The most sad thing, which I believe is true, is that the 666 tattoo on her forehead was put there by her parents
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Howdy doody!
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im gay
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My name is gwyneth and i'm here to waaaaarsh yr vagina.
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Gwyneth Paltrow is on Shark Tank sometimes and that makes me lol
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Is. Franken. Hooker. Still. Kickin?
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Gwyneth Paltrow bumped into me while we were walking on the street and now I can't taste wine anymore
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Hi I'm actress Gwyneth Paltrow, Heil Hitler. Today I'm here to talk to you about an incredible home business opportunity - Child Prostitution. Turn that baby from a money put into a AAA asset.
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being that attractive, successful, famous and the money that comes with it seems to just make people nuts most of the time like a vagina candle business is mostly harmless but the belief your candles are magic because you are famous cross a line somewhere like at what point do you think you have magic vagina powers, is it a specific net worth ir number of movies, or is marrying and breaking up with brad pitt the catalyst because angelina jolie is also a tad bonkers
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When Gwyneth Paltrow master bates is like she's handing sex rig Gwyneth prairie "done:
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*is a member of the bourgeosie* *gets put against the same gender neutral wall as the rest of the bourgeosie*
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naem posted:being that attractive, successful, famous and the money that comes with it seems to just make people nuts most of the time Agreed. An actor's take home income should be limited at $80k per year in order to preserve their own mental well being. Also, because acting is an easy thing that literally anyone can do and it shouldn't be so highly compensated as to create literal monsters.
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your successful career of being attractive for a living, which is like winning the lottery, pays millions you spend money on beauty self care stuff because looking good is your job people offer all kinds of expensive quack quasi-health and beauty treatments while pampering you uNtil you submerge yourself into an indulgent 24/7 spa treatment lifestyle and can’t tell reality from imagination anymore, nor do you have to start offering the same spa treatment things to others decide you have a magic vagina and tell everyone?
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precision posted:Oh she's super famous. I used to see her waking around in the late 90s. Did you seriously wait three years to respond to this poster
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In fact they have not posted since Feb of 2022, and thus are unlikely to respond to your answer I need to know what your thoughts process was on this
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Did you seriously wait three years to respond to this poster I didn't see their post until last night. What can I say I am extremely stupid
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I love this website so much
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precision posted:Oh she's super famous. I used to see her waking around in the late 90s. Wait stop. Hold on. Gwyneth Paltrow has '666' tattooed on her forehead?
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