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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > my metal detector haul, so far
 
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vanisher

 Hey so crazy coincidence I was walking with my new metal detector at the beach as well and heard a strange vibrating humming noise, then my MD-250 went off like crazy and I dug out a huge metal door under the sand with a strange keyhole in the center. Then all of a sudden some crazy kid must have snuck up on me and played a trick because I fell unconscious and had this crazy dream about "The Gate" being opened.



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* # ¿ Mar 4, 2020 23:56
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:47
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 Just pulling up baby after baby with this metal detector, it's a little disturbing

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2020 02:36
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 The babies are perfectly fine which is also a little strange considering how deep they're buried

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2020 02:37
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 My teenage daughter calls me as she gets settled into the place she will stay at for her vacation: "Dad.. They took her"

"Follow my instructions very carefully. They will come for you and they will take you. Make your way to the bedroom, quietly. Wrap yourself in as many metallic objects as you can find. Bracelets, necklaces, anything metallic. Aluminum and steel are best. Call out any valuable jewelry you see them wearing."

* # ¿ Mar 5, 2020 03:06
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alnilam posted:
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:47
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Manifisto posted:

aaa too many good posts to emptyquote
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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > my metal detector haul, so far