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A warm case of Mr. Pibb placed under a wooden crate with one edge propped up by a stick attached to a length of rope attached to the case. |
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Mar 7, 2020 06:21
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A hot mug of refreshing and relaxing chamomile tea attached to an anti personel mine via a thin wire attached to the handle. |
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Mar 7, 2020 06:24
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a tall drink of water on a very, VERY large mouse trap
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Mar 7, 2020 06:34
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City of Glompton posted:a tall drink of water on a very, VERY large mouse trap Would have to be pretty large to comfortably accommodate me. 
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Mar 7, 2020 06:36
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a can of beer sitting on the ground and i am standing next to the beer and i am holding a gun and staring at you
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Mar 7, 2020 06:42
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What's this? A refreshing mountain spring? But just below the surface, a snare at the best slurping spot. |
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Mar 7, 2020 08:33
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yeah, well - ever noticed how shampoo smells like an amazing refreshing drink in a hot shower? it's trap.
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Mar 7, 2020 10:31
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a huge bowl of delicious salty pretzels on a bar. behind the bar is a sign saying PRETZELS - COMPLIMENTS OF THE HOUSE COLD BEER - PRICE TBD
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Mar 7, 2020 12:33
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Uxzuigal posted:yeah, well - ever noticed how shampoo smells like an amazing refreshing drink in a hot shower? ah my beloved eyewash, always close at hanAIEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mar 7, 2020 12:38
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biosterous posted:a can of beer sitting on the ground and i am standing next to the beer and i am holding a gun and staring at you i lay out six tall boys. "on the walk home from the store i dropped one of these cans, but i can't remember which one i dropped. so pick one, but ask yourself, do you feel lucky?"
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Mar 7, 2020 14:45
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can of cherry coke in the center of a bear trap
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Mar 7, 2020 20:21
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Whoria Discordia posted:can of cherry coke in the center of a bear trap ouch gently caress mmmm yes ouch gently caress
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Mar 7, 2020 20:26
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human-sized spiderweb with a glass of refreshing iced tea in the middle, beads of condensation glistening in the harsh noonday sun
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Mar 7, 2020 21:32
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Just the actual sea. |
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Mar 7, 2020 21:35
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roomforthetuna posted:Just the actual sea.
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Mar 7, 2020 23:52
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robotnik's deadly thirst traps |
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a san pellegrino lodged between two bomb rear end titties (emphasis on bomb)
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An unattended Slurpee machine and cuos with a sign saying "Free Slurpees" with all of the best flavors but when you pull the levers it triggers a release that opens the gate to a cage of vicious dogs. |
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Mar 8, 2020 05:43
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Mar 8, 2020 06:38
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Lizard Wizard posted:robotnik's deadly thirst traps jokers thirst trick
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Mar 8, 2020 06:42
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A wall painted to look like a refreshing glass of water...a wily coyote directs me to take a sip... |
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Mar 8, 2020 06:49
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You enter a low stone chamber. At the center stands a softly whirring machine, crafted of slate-grey metal plates beneath a shining silvery basin. Atop the basin, facing you, is an odd bit of sculpture like an abstract bird with a hole in the middle. Crafted from the same shining metal as the bird and basin is a hand crank, just below the basin. >Drink You can't do that here >Turn handle A thin stream of cool, refreshing water bubbles up, splashing into the basin. > Drink There's nothing to Drink here >Lean forward You lean forward over the basin. Moving your hand off the shining crank causes the water to stop bubbling. > Turn handle The thin stream of cool, refreshing water bubbles up your nose, over your face, and all down your armor. Unless you deal with this quickly, you're liable to rust in place. crimes |
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Mar 8, 2020 06:53
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a line of ramune sodas leading from comic-con to one of those autowasher booths they use on violent dogs
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Mar 8, 2020 06:54
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a glistening bottle of pocari sweat but it's actually the glowing bulb on the end of a terrestrial hagfish
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Mar 8, 2020 06:55
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Endless Mimosa Bucket, Mimic Edition
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Mar 8, 2020 06:55
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On the table, your first landscaping paycheque, and a tall, foamy glass of ice cold beer. standing in the doorway, a bathrobe wearing MILF offering to let you use her shower and laundry facilities.
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Mar 8, 2020 06:57
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A Beer can that projects a "BANG!" flag on a stick when you open it |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:a glistening bottle of pocari sweat but it's actually the glowing bulb on the end of a terrestrial hagfish
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Gucci Main but he's dehydrated |
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Mar 8, 2020 18:45
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i drink a soda and it’s all “refreshment” but there’s no refreshment i keep drinking more soda hoping for refreshment but my thirst is not quenched and i have to burp a lot |
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Mar 8, 2020 20:00
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an extremely sexy and flirtatious dude/lady who disapproves of your beverage choices
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Mar 8, 2020 20:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSvaBnsweEQ
Yinlock fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Mar 8, 2020
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ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world |
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idiotsavant posted:ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world
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idiotsavant posted:ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world Hungry hippo'd again! |
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idiotsavant posted:ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world
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Your party rounds the corner and sees a large bulldozer. You inspect it to find the tank is empty. Do you wish to fill it with the diesel you acquired earlier? |
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idiotsavant posted:ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world Hippos are killer machines
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