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A free drink, just for watching a 20-minute presentation. (the presentation is led by a hippo) |
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Mar 9, 2020 15:55
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An ice cold Capri Sun perched halfway across the monkey bars that span a hippo infested river. |
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Mar 9, 2020 15:59
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A Bloody Mary with a live hippo as one of its many garnishes. |
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Mar 9, 2020 16:00
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venus flytrap disguised as a big gulp
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Mar 9, 2020 16:04
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Look down. Now look back up. You're on a beach, with the man your man could smell like. Look at my hand, it's holding a glass of kombucha. Now look again. The kombucha has become a jar of refreshing, electrolyte restoring pickle brine. I'm on a hippo. |
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Mar 9, 2020 16:05
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A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly... https://i.imgur.com/HpAQuPc.gifv |
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Mar 9, 2020 16:09
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google THIS posted:Look down. Now look back up. You're on a beach, with the man your man could smell like. Look at my hand, it's holding a glass of kombucha. Now look again. The kombucha has become a jar of refreshing, electrolyte restoring pickle brine. I'm on a hippo. |
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Mar 9, 2020 17:38
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Finger Prince posted:A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly... holy poo poo i've been staring at this gif for a solid minute, it is incredible
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Mar 9, 2020 17:46
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Finger Prince posted:A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBN3C2wepY |
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Mar 9, 2020 18:06
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want to maintain my cleric's Lawful Good alignment but the DM just told me there's a icy can of Tab inside the skull of this orphan
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Mar 9, 2020 18:09
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biosterous posted:holy poo poo i've been staring at this gif for a solid minute, it is incredible fun hippo facts: - it's invulnerable to any weapons below vorpal or +4 magic - it establishes dominance by making GBS threads everywhere - it immediately attacks anything that gets on it's nerves, which is anything
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Mar 9, 2020 18:57
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Yinlock posted:fun hippo facts: -makes awesome grunting noise that is oddly relaxing |
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Mar 9, 2020 19:01
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Finger Prince posted:-makes awesome grunting noise that is oddly relaxing human-raised hippos tend to be pretty chill(if they're treated well) wild hippos are relentless killing machines though
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Mar 9, 2020 19:13
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HIPPO RULES if you see a hippo, these steps will guarantee your survival step 1) don't see a hippo
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Mar 9, 2020 19:56
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Your party rounds the corner and sees a large bulldozer. You inspect it to find the tank is empty. yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes crimes |
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Mar 9, 2020 19:56
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Finger Prince posted:A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly... I'm incredibly upset about that lost third that immediately jumped out of his mouth
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Mar 9, 2020 20:09
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google THIS posted:Look down. Now look back up. You're on a beach, with the man your man could smell like. Look at my hand, it's holding a glass of kombucha. Now look again. The kombucha has become a jar of refreshing, electrolyte restoring pickle brine. I'm on a hippo.
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Mar 9, 2020 20:43
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Omg someone posted a new one https://i.imgur.com/3ABhegP.gifv Source: (if you have insta) https://instagram.com/zookeeperguy?igshid=1p2av40qxx44i |
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Mar 10, 2020 04:26
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes All of the diesel you pour in immediately leaks out into the dungeon floor through a large hole in the tank. |
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Mar 10, 2020 04:55
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a can of pepsi but when picked up it turns into pepsi blue |
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Mar 10, 2020 22:16
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A can labeled "delicious snake juice", but when you open it salty dry peanuts jump out. |
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Mar 12, 2020 06:34
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:All of the diesel you pour in immediately leaks out into the dungeon floor through a large hole in the tank. BOO. BOO ON WHOEVER FAILED THEIR MAINTENANCE ROLL crimes |
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Mar 13, 2020 00:11
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Finger Prince posted:A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly... thats one... happy hippo |
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