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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
You enter a low stone chamber. At the center stands a softly whirring machine, crafted of slate-grey metal plates beneath a shining silvery basin. Atop the basin, facing you, is an odd bit of sculpture like an abstract bird with a hole in the middle. Crafted from the same shining metal as the bird and basin is a hand crank, just below the basin.

>Drink
You can't do that here

>Turn handle
A thin stream of cool, refreshing water bubbles up, splashing into the basin.

> Drink
There's nothing to Drink here

>Lean forward
You lean forward over the basin. Moving your hand off the shining crank causes the water to stop bubbling.

> Turn handle
The thin stream of cool, refreshing water bubbles up your nose, over your face, and all down your armor. Unless you deal with this quickly, you're liable to rust in place.

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
a line of ramune sodas leading from comic-con to one of those autowasher booths they use on violent dogs

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PHIZ KALIFA

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a glistening bottle of pocari sweat but it's actually the glowing bulb on the end of a terrestrial hagfish

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#mood
Endless Mimosa Bucket, Mimic Edition

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
On the table, your first landscaping paycheque, and a tall, foamy glass of ice cold beer. standing in the doorway, a bathrobe wearing MILF offering to let you use her shower and laundry facilities.

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your party rounds the corner and sees a large bulldozer. You inspect it to find the tank is empty.

Do you wish to fill it with the diesel you acquired earlier?

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

All of the diesel you pour in immediately leaks out into the dungeon floor through a large hole in the tank.

BOO. BOO ON WHOEVER FAILED THEIR MAINTENANCE ROLL

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