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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Thirst Traps
 
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Macnult

 i drink a soda and it’s all “refreshment” but there’s no refreshment i keep drinking more soda hoping for refreshment but my thirst is not quenched and i have to burp a lot

* # ¿ Mar 8, 2020 20:00
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:14
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Macnult

google THIS posted:

Look down. Now look back up. You're on a beach, with the man your man could smell like. Look at my hand, it's holding a glass of kombucha. Now look again. The kombucha has become a jar of refreshing, electrolyte restoring pickle brine. I'm on a hippo.
* # ¿ Mar 9, 2020 17:38
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