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Escape From Noise

A cold, refreshing can of freshly cracked Perrier balanced in the middle of some leaves over some twigs over a ten foot deep tiger pit.

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A warm case of Mr. Pibb placed under a wooden crate with one edge propped up by a stick attached to a length of rope attached to the case.

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A hot mug of refreshing and relaxing chamomile tea attached to an anti personel mine via a thin wire attached to the handle.

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City of Glompton posted:

a tall drink of water on a very, VERY large mouse trap

Would have to be pretty large to comfortably accommodate me.:grin:

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What's this? A refreshing mountain spring? But just below the surface, a snare at the best slurping spot.

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An unattended Slurpee machine and cuos with a sign saying "Free Slurpees" with all of the best flavors but when you pull the levers it triggers a release that opens the gate to a cage of vicious dogs.

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Gucci Main but he's dehydrated

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idiotsavant posted:

ooooh its so hot out side but look at this sexy curvy bottle resting in a nice cool stream don't you want to wrap your fingers around its cold curves and let sexy crisp cool cola flow down your throat, well you shouldn't because its actually sitting on a hippopotamus, the most deadly animal in the world

Hungry hippo'd again!

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Your party rounds the corner and sees a large bulldozer. You inspect it to find the tank is empty.

Do you wish to fill it with the diesel you acquired earlier?

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Finger Prince posted:

A juicy cool ripe watermelon, on a hot summer's day, when suddenly...

https://i.imgur.com/HpAQuPc.gifv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBN3C2wepY

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

All of the diesel you pour in immediately leaks out into the dungeon floor through a large hole in the tank.

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