Thirst Traps

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Thirst Traps

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A free drink, just for watching a 20-minute presentation.

(the presentation is led by a hippo)

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 15:55

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:49

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An ice cold Capri Sun perched halfway across the monkey bars that span a hippo infested river.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 15:59

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A Bloody Mary with a live hippo as one of its many garnishes.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 16:00

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Look down. Now look back up. You're on a beach, with the man your man could smell like. Look at my hand, it's holding a glass of kombucha. Now look again. The kombucha has become a jar of refreshing, electrolyte restoring pickle brine. I'm on a hippo.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 16:05

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