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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Man I had the exact opposite reaction to learning people do this. The thought of having more than one social media presence and leading some kind of secret e-life on one of them just sounds like a circle of Hell.

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Who the gently caress is scraeming JERK OFF at my house
Show your self, coward I'll never stop posting horny

# ? Mar 8, 2020 04:03

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1236364712712892416?s=19

My wife is the same. I hope she isn't leaving me for someone funnier...

# ? Mar 8, 2020 04:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Creamed Cormp posted:

Being horny on main is a hate crime against LGBTQIA2+ people (in that instance : asexuals and demisexuals), please report any instance of it to the proper authorities

You need to stfu

# ? Mar 8, 2020 04:32

TURGID TOMFOOLERY: Nov 1, 2019

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Man I had the exact opposite reaction to learning people do this. The thought of having more than one social media presence and leading some kind of secret e-life on one of them just sounds like a circle of Hell.

Oh it�s hell my friend. We agree. Olds invaded the online. Now the young�s must make private social media accounts.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 05:09

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208?s=19

This is probably bullshit but there's only one way to find out and you're only hurting Jesus.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 05:28

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Only gettin' horny about maim.

_{_{Amputee fetishist}}

# ? Mar 8, 2020 05:40

pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Man I had the exact opposite reaction to learning people do this. The thought of having more than one social media presence and leading some kind of secret e-life on one of them just sounds like a circle of Hell.

Nah, I get it. I started using my irl twitter account for shitposting and it confuses the hell out of my relatives and normie friends that follow me on there. Much better to post weird online poo poo behind a pseudonym like on here than have clueless people ruining your jokes and butting in when when you're trying to simp on a cute egirl

# ? Mar 8, 2020 05:53

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/bigthink/status/1235587280204595208?s=19

This is probably bullshit but there's only one way to find out and you're only hurting Jesus.

I loving love science!!

# ? Mar 8, 2020 06:23

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Dixville posted:

I loving love science!!

I love loving science

# ? Mar 8, 2020 07:56

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I love loving science

Izzat chemistry?

# ? Mar 8, 2020 07:58

Turpitude II: Nov 10, 2014

*"likes" a milf/stepdaughter porn clip tweet, on 9/11*
*is ted cruz*

# ? Mar 8, 2020 09:15

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Turpitude II posted:

*"likes" a milf/stepdaughter porn clip tweet, on 9/11*
*is ted cruz*

Now thats honrye

# ? Mar 8, 2020 09:56

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Horny toads aren't even toads. But they are horny constantly.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 10:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I'm always horny what is this "on main" idea?

# ? Mar 8, 2020 10:16

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Jose posted:

I'm always horny what is this "on main" idea?

It's a ship we're supposed to remember

# ? Mar 8, 2020 10:19

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Just got done posting replies to tweets by all the women I follow

# ? Mar 8, 2020 10:59

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Oscar Wild posted:

This is probably bullshit but there's only one way to find out and you're only hurting Jesus.

Jesus was pro wank. "He who comes after me shall do greater works"

Jesus was way cool. He hung out with whores and schizophrenics. He could turn sand into cocaine.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 11:10

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Imho the forums would be a much better place if being horny was met with a ban.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 12:50

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

i jsut wanted to bbe a milferator

# ? Mar 8, 2020 18:44

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Jose posted:

I'm always horny what is this "on main" idea?

You're British^TM so let me Americasplain.

In the US we have "Main Street" which is the center of the city or town. It's where the action happens. It's where the action happens.

According to my extensive studies of the UK which involves watching Top Gear in the 2000s, in Britian there is a "High Street" which is the center of town or shire or council or estate ok I didn't learn that much.

So, Jose, to think like an American just post like you Accidentally posted horny on high ITT.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 18:52

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Creamed Cormp posted:

Imho the forums would be a much better place if being horny was met with a ban.

Sorry about your impotence.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 19:54

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Praise allah I didn't go through high school when social media was a thing, so the idea of typing earnestly weird stuff that would embarrass you if people saw it into the internet is an odd concept to me

But it's pretty cool that people do it

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:07

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CannonFodder posted:

You're British^TM so let me Americasplain.

In the US we have "Main Street" which is the center of the city or town. It's where the action happens. It's where the action happens.

According to my extensive studies of the UK which involves watching Top Gear in the 2000s, in Britian there is a "High Street" which is the center of town or shire or council or estate ok I didn't learn that much.

So, Jose, to think like an American just post like you Accidentally posted horny on high ITT.

As further proof of this statement when the internet became easily accessible in the early 2000s it killed all the porno stores in the sketchy part of town save one, the one on Main Street.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:23

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I could really go for some dick right now

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I'd like to apologize for my previous post, I was hacked by ISIS

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:26

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

I'm horny.

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:35

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

Skeleton Ape posted:

Praise allah I didn't go through high school when social media was a thing, so the idea of typing earnestly weird stuff that would embarrass you if people saw it into the internet is an odd concept to me

But it's pretty cool that people do it

It's extremely old of you to think that a human being should be their weird unique self in appropriate venues and dial it back in others, yes

Welcome to the new flesh

# ? Mar 8, 2020 20:37