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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


SCHEDULE

8pm ET: polls close in North Dakota (14), Michigan (125), Mississippi (36) and Missouri (68)
10pm ET: polls close in Idaho (20)
11pm ET: polls close in Washington (89)
Delegate counts in parantheses.


WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS?

C-SPAN: https://www.c-span.org/ will have coverage and candidate speeches throughout the night. The gentleman's choice.
CBS: https://www.cbsnews.com/live/ is considered by some the best news coverage.
CNN: https://www.livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/ is not recommended but always an option.
Do NOT watch MSNBC unless Bernie pulls off an upset.


IS THERE HOPE FOR BERNIE?

We'll find out here once and for all. To blunt the Joementum after Super Tuesday, Bernie would need to win Michigan, which is incredibly unlikely given the polling. It's going to take a miracle at this point.

Jewel Repetition has issued a correction as of 02:30 on Mar 10, 2020

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

posting

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

bump

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I believe in Bernie

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


gently caress

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Daikloktos posted:

I believe in Bernie
but do you believe in the DNC

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pollyanna posted:

gently caress

Ground floor

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pollyanna posted:

gently caress

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Can't wait for my greatest, yuggest meltdown yet to be recorded in this thread.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
how the gently caress does ND have as many delegates as michigan. that must be a jeb gently caress up right

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

doesn't it have 12?

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
gunno do it

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

how the gently caress does ND have as many delegates as michigan. that must be a jeb gently caress up right

Lawman 0 posted:

doesn't it have 12?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
We all know who's going to win

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

mediaphage posted:

We all know who's going to win



Not quite.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

hillary repetition

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Jeb! Can rig it

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug



let's get it

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Ground gently caress

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Feeling gently caress, may gently caress this later

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
whole lotta red states but I'm sure that won't stop the "SHUT THE gently caress UP AND VOTE BIDEN YOU MORONS" takes from CNN et al

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
ing floor.

Willzilla
Aug 16, 2006

Rawr
gently caress around and find out in Missouri tomorrow

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Pollyanna posted:

gently caress

A Time To Chill
Feb 26, 2007

bernie will win

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

mediaphage posted:

We all know who's going to win


biden, who is behind her snuffling her hair

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


excited for the democrats to be incredibly stupid morons yet again

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i love bernie sanders, but biden is going to win michigan by a landslide and we'll all die

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


YЯA⅃⅃ILLARY

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

you pathetic doomer cucks

bernie

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/USA_Polling/status/1237219028931919879

basically we need to be really lucky and every poll needs to be between 10-20 points wrong towards biden

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

basically we need to be really lucky and every poll needs to be between 10-20 points wrong towards biden
So you're saying there's a chance

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Daikloktos posted:

So you're saying there's a chance

i would say maybe 5, 10% yeah

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


if Michigan goes biden and you have corona please bring it here :corona:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Monday, the economy collapsed
With Tuesday night still young, Michigan gets called for Biden
The first hour of Wednesday, Washington gets called for Biden
By the end of Thursday, Bernie's concession speech is given
By noon Friday, Lowtax gets an influx of :10bux: from toxx re-regs

If you're wondering why Saturday and Sunday are left blank, it's because I'll be busy looking up one-way flights to various countries. Good thing about coronavirus and economy disasters happening simultaneously: everything's in my budget now

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



i'm rooting for the virus

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pollyanna posted:

gently caress

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if only a good chunk of the voting boomer bloc went away due to the virus imagine how much progress we could make in this country

Frumply
Dec 7, 2004








bernie won michigan in 2016 despite the polling c-spam is full of cowards

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Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

Shear Modulus posted:

if only a good chunk of the voting boomer bloc went away due to the virus imagine how much progress we could make in this country

Unfortunately, the virus was too little too late

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