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Oh no we're not doing a masquerade orgy this year. Just a... just a respiratory maskerade orgy |
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Mar 12, 2020 05:04
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If you need anything you can find hand sanitizer in the left drawer, lube in the cupboard, and if you need toilet paper we have a few hundred rolls on a palette in the garage. |
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Mar 12, 2020 05:05
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I remind you to please look up the mortality rates for COVID-19 before attending this year's orgy, if you fall within the 80+ age range, we would still love to have you but please understand the risk you are placing upon yourself by attending this year's orgy. |
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Mar 12, 2020 05:07
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I've read that diseases are stronger than viruses so I suggest we all focus on transmitting some powerful "defender" diseases to each other, to keep us safe. |
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Mar 12, 2020 05:09
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Me, standing nude in the doorway that the fireman just knocked on: Yeah, I guess you could say I've got a... large gathering. Want to help me... clear it out? |
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Friends of the Orgy (Spring 2020 Newsletter) To all involved; Following the recent spread of the COVID-19 virus I would like to take a moment to discuss the spring orgy's preparatory measures and some additional rules we have in place this year. You're already familiar with the concept of social distancing, we will have social distancing rules in place (and ENFORCED!) at this year's orgy. What does this mean? All participants should maintain five feet of distance from one another throughout the entirety of the orgy. Any orgy participant caught breaking this rule will be swiftly evacuated and placed in a fourteen day quarantine. We're all here to have a good time, it's what orgies are for. Making direct physical contact with another participant is a great way for us all to have a bad time - and that's not what orgies are for. Telecommuting to this year's orgy is not mandatory, but encouraged. If you decide to attend in person, we will have teleconferencing booths set up throughout the mansion and in the adjacent Walmart parking lot. This is our chance to prove that remote participation is the way of the future when it comes to orgies. Thank you all for all of your hard work and compromise during these troubling times. The health and safety of the American populace is the most important resource we have on this planet - the byproduct of the Spring Orgy can only come in a close second. We will persevere, and mark my words, we will not take a hit to our earnings or production this year. Respectfully soon to be yours, Willy "Big" Petersen Member Services deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Mar 15, 2020 |
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