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Yinlock posted:

Orgy Inspector walking through the crowd wearing nothing but a hard-hat, taking notes and shaking his head

The CSB walking around taking notes and taking samples of the fluids present to check for hazards

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 05:01

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:52

alexandriao

deep dish peat moss posted:

Friends of the Orgy (Spring 2020 Newsletter)

To all involved;

Following the recent spread of the COVID-19 virus I would like to take a moment to discuss the spring orgy's preparatory measures and some additional rules we have in place this year.

You're already familiar with the concept of social distancing, we will have social distancing rules in place (and ENFORCED!) at this year's orgy.

What does this mean?

All participants should maintain five feet of distance from one another throughout the entirety of the orgy. Any orgy participant caught breaking this rule will be swiftly evacuated and placed in a fourteen day quarantine.

We're all here to have a good time, it's what orgies are for. Making direct physical contact with another participant is a great way for us all to have a bad time - and that's not what orgies are for.

Telecommuting to this year's orgy is not mandatory, but encouraged. If you decide to attend in person, we will have teleconferencing booths set up throughout the mansion and in the adjacent Walmart parking lot. This is our chance to prove that remote participation is the way of the future when it comes to orgies.

Thank you all for all of your hard work and compromise during these troubling times. The health and safety of the American populace is the most important resource we have on this planet - the byproduct of the Spring Orgy can only come in a close second. We will persevere, and mark my words, we will not take a hit to our earnings or production this year.

Respectfully soon to be yours,
Willy "Big" Petersen
Member Services

Hi Willy,

As per my prior communique, I am just letting you know that to contribute, I've now set up the teledildonics interface. I think we have the funds to buy condoms and sex toys for installation at all of the orgy kiosks. Because of the nature of the infection I recommend we inform participants that reuse can only be performed if the condoms are replaced.

I do think that the fluid collection points should not be used this year, and although I understand your position on this, I must urge you to reconsider. I do know that they have been a tradition for over 50 years, but that was a different, sexier time.

I also recommend that the combined latex, rubber, and air respirator stands should remain open, as the infection risk is minimal through those form-fitting constumes, and the five foot space margin should be waived for those participants, as long as they only interact with other participants wearing that gear.

In addition to the above, a couple of us have rented latex enclosures, that have been modified to contain latex arms and other orifice gauntlets. These should be restricted to two individuals and then incinerated hither.

I do know that some people plan on renting rooms with wall to wall latex barriers, however because those haven't been designed to contain arm and orifice gauntlets the pressures would likely break the latex, those people should be warned of the risks, and any breakdown of the latex considered quarantinable risk.

Thank you for the time and effort you have put into this during your time here, and I hope to feel you there.

Nikki "phat bussy" Cross

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 23:32

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