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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Corporate COVID-19 Announcements: the rich gooey goodness at our core
 
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CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.
I got one from Ally Bank. If you're not familiar with Ally, it is a 100% online bank - no physical locations.

The email basically said, "We're way ahead of the curve of this one. We've never met any of you face-to-face, and we probably never will. So, business as usual. LOL!"

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CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Can this count? Because this is beyond any metaphor I can think of right now for how hosed up things are.

https://theintercept.com/2020/03/24/kaiser-permanente-nurses-coronavirus/



What the gently caress?

What. The. gently caress?

What. The. Everloving. gently caress?

What. The. Everloving. Goddam. gently caress?

Wait. This is an Onion article, right?

Cause if not, What. The. gently caress?

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