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1) Doomsday preppers weren't crazy, we were. 2) People are going crazy buying toilet papers, hand sanitizers and lotion because PornHub premium is free in Italy 3) Italian VPN are getting a massive spike in customers. 4) Even Blockbuster stocks are worth more than airline companies. 5) The 4th rider of the apocalypse is actually real. 6) There will be a baby boom 9 months from now 7) In 2023, the Quaran Teens will arrive. |
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Mar 15, 2020 21:34
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The virus can't get through a paper mask over you mouth and nose.
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Mar 15, 2020 21:40
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turns out the real coronavirus was the friends we made along the way wait poo poo no
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Mar 15, 2020 22:12
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Turns out most adults don't know how/when to wash their hands, and need the process to be explained to them via in-depth diagrams. I lie. I already knew that. |
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Mar 16, 2020 00:50
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People care more about wiping their butts than literally anything else |
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Mar 16, 2020 00:53
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people on facebook marketplace are rabid crybabies and won’t shut up about how toilet paper is $20 cheaper at the store like duh where do you think i bought it from |
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Mar 16, 2020 01:01
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the other day i learned that if you take a deep breath and can hold it for ten seconds you don’t have coronavirus later that day i learned that’s a myth |
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Mar 16, 2020 01:03
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:People care more about wiping their butts than literally anything else also given the amounts being bought, apparently the average person takes roughly half a tree's worth of paper to wipe their butt
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Mar 16, 2020 01:04
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Carona is Spanish for crown |
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Mar 16, 2020 01:05
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There was a spike in people googling "beer virus" a month or two ago |
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Mar 16, 2020 01:11
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google THIS posted:There was a spike in people googling "beer virus" a month or two ago i am sueing corona brewvery ,class action lawsuit, anyone in?
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Mar 16, 2020 03:30
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Uxzuigal posted:i am sueing corona brewvery ,class action lawsuit, anyone in? I'm in. Their beer tastes like licking skunk rear end. That's what we're suing for, right? |
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Mar 16, 2020 03:51
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I went to my local store and my fellow townsfolk had cleaned out the frozen potato product aisle. So I guess that's a good way to prepare or not die or something! |
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Mar 16, 2020 04:22
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Did you snatch the last Alien Force? |
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Mar 16, 2020 04:28
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I'm in. Already terrified of the vastly superior and more delicious Modelovirus of 2021
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Mar 16, 2020 04:35
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Stoner Sloth posted:also given the amounts being bought, apparently the average person takes roughly half a tree's worth of paper to wipe their butt ah another fine meal of mexican food and a solid block of fiber
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Mar 16, 2020 05:51
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Already terrified of the vastly superior and more delicious Modelovirus of 2021  
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Mar 16, 2020 06:15
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Heavy marijuana usage prevents/cures corona infection.
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Mar 16, 2020 06:25
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Honestly I thought Japan would panic worse than most places. There was some panic buying of TP and masks, but it seems to have blown over pretty quickly. |
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Mar 16, 2020 06:29
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I'm in. that, and I drank a SICKS pack, got really drunk, climbed on top of a police car, puked on the head of a police officer, got brutalized with a baton and had my cavities searched where they found a 50 Shades of Grey buttplug, so - defamation lawsuit really.
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Mar 16, 2020 08:26
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the true superfood is the bean
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Mar 16, 2020 15:00
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Manifisto posted:the true superfood is the bean they make ur butt vibrate and make funny noises so lol beans
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Mar 16, 2020 15:06
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It only took a global pandemic, but turns out yes I can actually work from home. Only been telling my boss this for 2 years. |
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Mar 16, 2020 15:57
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The collective consciousness will forget about it in a couple of months. Including your boss. |
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Mar 16, 2020 17:30
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Finger Prince posted:It only took a global pandemic, but turns out yes I can actually work from home. Only been telling my boss this for 2 years.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:00
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Macnult posted:people on facebook marketplace are rabid crybabies and won’t shut up about how toilet paper is $20 cheaper at the store like duh where do you think i bought it from
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Mar 16, 2020 22:29
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More items that will be needed to survive the coming apocalypse, if the stock of my local grocery store is any indication: - pasta - all the meat - cat litter Items that will not be needed: - lasagna noodles, specifically, and pasta made out of weird poo poo like chickpeas or lentils - vegetables - cat food (I guess either they're going to eat the meat too or there will be carrion enough soon) |
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Mar 16, 2020 23:43
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google THIS posted:More items that will be needed to survive the coming apocalypse, if the stock of my local grocery store is any indication: Items that will be needed: Flour Eggs Chicken Fried chicken? Y'all gonna live off fried chicken? Items that will not be needed: Canned escargots Fine Cheeses Imported salamis Wine Breadsticks Fruits I'll be ok. |
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Mar 17, 2020 00:52
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government is advising us wash our hand and not cough directly on other people, and i'm like, is this north korea or what |
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Mar 17, 2020 09:30
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i mean, i get that we should all make an effort to reduce the impact or w/e, but my daily coughing routine will NOT be interrupted |
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Mar 17, 2020 09:31
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Stifling a cough is stifling my speech |
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Mar 17, 2020 09:50
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I only cover my coughs with other people's elbows. |
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Mar 17, 2020 10:08
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all ppl when confronted w/ impending disaster enter into an involuntary Cornholio state until the crisis has abated
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Mar 17, 2020 21:27
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no guys Im only coughing because I smoked a lotta weed no guys really i promise
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Mar 17, 2020 21:41
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tourists and cabin people are stupid people.
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Mar 18, 2020 02:23
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Manifisto posted:the true superfood is the bean Hence the TP thing.
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Mar 18, 2020 03:21
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74 y/o people fought hitler and is therefore immune against viruses |
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Mar 18, 2020 08:54
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Coronavirus taught me that touching my face is basically my favorite thing |
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Mar 18, 2020 09:29
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Slush Garbo posted:Coronavirus taught me that touching my face is basically my favorite thing John Davis warmed us about this in the lyrics for Freak on a Leash. |
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Body builders and strongmen are responsible for the toilet paper crisis. I've 
Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Mar 18, 2020
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