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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


WHERE TO WATCH

http://www.cnn.com/ Will show it for free on their homepage. No login required.
https://www.livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/ Can be used as a backup if you can't access CNN for any reason.
If you need to watch it on Youtube for some reason, here's a pirate stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr3wMaHqqus

LOGISTICS

Venue: Due to coronavirus concerns, the debate will take in place in Washington D.C. with no live audience.
Moderators: CNN's Dana Bash and Jake Tapper and Univision's Ilia Calderón. Jorge Ramos will no longer be moderating due to having had contact with a person with coronavirus.
Sponsors: CNN, Univision and the Congressional Hispanic Caucus


PARTICIPANTS



Jewel Repetition has issued a correction as of 01:25 on Mar 16, 2020

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


xposting from the primary thread

folks, I am not gonna lie, I am on the edge of my seat wondering how tonight goes

it's actually not out of the question Biden has a major, profoundly embarrassing moment. we like to joke and have fun around here but his handlers couldn't get him through a 7 minute online town hall. hell, the couldn't get him through a 4 minute town online hall without him forgetting the year. that really happened, it's not some kind of tim and eric sketch. and they expect him to stand for 2 hours and be coherent. anything could happen!

this is a wild time to be alive

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Thread up: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3904382

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
In my view joe, respectfully, and we were good friends in the senate, but I hosed your mother and I just got off the phone with Obama and he said you were a bad Vice President

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lol

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


reading material for the thread:

https://www.wikifeet.com/Tulsi_Gabbard

please don't crosspost this to the other debate thread they are all biden supporters

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 22:24 on Mar 15, 2020

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Gonna ride Roman in both threads. :clint:

StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
Tmrpu

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Joe Biden sucks. Joe Biden sucks so hard that once he tried to French kiss a vacuum and he won.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Biden's going to wander off stage mid-sentence.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Again.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Death to Joe Biden (in a purely metaphorical sense, meaning to lose catastrophically in the debate)

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



i don't know why Shear Modulus pinned both threads but I'm going to flip a coin and shut one of them down at debate time, along with primaries and succ zone

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





punk rebel ecks posted:

Biden's going to wander off stage mid-sentence.

Cameras are gonna follow hin like that one scene in Monty Pythons Meaning of Life and he'll give mostly the same speech at the end but he'll start with the "gently caress you" instead of ending with it.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


No audience is going to be interesting, you've got to figure that would favour the candidate running on actual policies and substance rather than ~feelings~.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Bearjew posted:

i don't know why Shear Modulus pinned both threads but I'm going to flip a coin and shut one of them down at debate time, along with primaries and succ zone

Use one of these

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm praying for a miracle

Bring it home Bernie we gotta do this

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Powered Descent posted:

Use one of these



what the hell

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.


FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Bearjew posted:

i don't know why Shear Modulus pinned both threads but I'm going to flip a coin and shut one of them down at debate time, along with primaries and succ zone

One debate thread, leave the rest open.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

FRINGE posted:

One debate thread, leave the rest open.

I disagree. Closing those threads makes the GDTs really fun and intense

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Jewel Repetition posted:

I disagree. Closing those threads makes the GDTs really fun and intense
Hell, close the Trump thread too. Pile everyone in here if they want to post

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Daikloktos posted:

Hell, close the Trump thread too. Pile everyone in here if they want to post

if you insist

Bushido Brown
Mar 30, 2011

Jeb must be stopped. Not a joke.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Everyone in, come on

we got beans and tp

you filthy animals

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Bearjew posted:

i don't know why Shear Modulus pinned both threads but I'm going to flip a coin and shut one of them down at debate time, along with primaries and succ zone

i did it because it was funny

Daikloktos posted:

Hell, close the Trump thread too. Pile everyone in here if they want to post

this should also be done because it is also funny

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Taintrunner posted:

I'm praying for a miracle

Bring it home Bernie we gotta do this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Bernie Sanders

Classon Ave. Robot
Oct 7, 2019

by Athanatos
Crooked CSPAM mods making multiple threads to split the progressive post count so they can choose their preferred thread as the unity candidate!

Sad!

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lezz go

https://twitter.com/chapotraphouse/status/1239328007174729733?s=21

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

triple sulk posted:

Bernie Sanders

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Classon Ave. Robot posted:

Crooked CSPAM mods making multiple threads to split the progressive post count so they can choose their preferred thread as the unity candidate!

Sad!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I liked the other thread better

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Shear Modulus posted:

i did it because it was funny


this should also be done because it is also funny

We used to do this way back when and it didn't go over so well

Which is why it was funny but still

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I haven't even flipped a coin yet

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



my mom said she thinks corona-chan and this debate will cause bernie to surge

thanks and god bless

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



triple sulk posted:

my mom said she thinks corona-chan and this debate will cause bernie to surge

thanks and god bless

blessed mom

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Just be prepared that unless Joe shouts his endorsement of Hitler, shits himself, and eats a baby on TV after dousing it in oil, they're going to rant against anything Bernie Sanders will do as tearing people apart at this time and not showing Presidential decorum, etc.

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