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Dear MI5, please bear in mind that everything in this update is done at the behest of the thread and does not reflect my own personal opinions of our sitting Prime Minister.biosterous posted:> check LP forum  You check out the LP forum but you don't see anything about a BYOB spaceship. That Civ IV thread looks fun though! tater_salad posted:Please add this to your command You get the message to BoJo the only way you know how  By praying to his lifeless cardboard effigy! Slaan posted:Go out into hallway Neodymium posted:>stab effigy just above middle Well it makes more sense to do the stabbing first. You grab some scissors and a lighter and clamber through the window to the outside.  You drive the scissors deep into the effigy's chest. It does not make a sound but its anguished eyes betray its torment. Your job is only half done though. You take hold of the lighter and get to work.     Hmm, it's going out. Time for round two.      Much better.
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Rarity posted:
1. Buy salt. 2. Draw a circle with the salt and place your toilet paper idol in the center. 3. Pray for knowledge about the portal.
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Namtab posted:Remember nimble dick. We all forgot nimble dick yo ive never forgotten about nimble dick crabb
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>Recite the words "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!" and complete the dark ritual to gain knowledge of the Portal through your sacrifice of BoJo.
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Qwezz posted:/say Hello? You say hello but nobody replies. Not even Pikachu is here to keep you company. Qwezz posted:Look around    You take a quick look over the outside space. It looks like it's been used as a dumping ground. You recommend not scratching yourself with anything sharp. 90s Cringe Rock posted:inspect orb in backyard area  You look at the orb which turns out to be a cheap plastic football. Blasmeister posted:Practice your keepy-uppies  You have a crack at some keepie-ups but you don't get very far. Maybe you'd do better if you weren't wearing heels. Strategic Sage posted:> Reward yourself for knowing how to properly spell duvet. You really don't see the need for this. Everyone knows how to spell duvet. Junpei posted:>Listen to old disco songs and dance by yourself.  You put on Anita Ward's classic hit 'Ring My Bell' and get your groove on. (The perspective on this is really weird, I don't have one arm much bigger than the other  )MinutePirateBug posted:> Toilet paper effigy has suddenly become sentient! Welp. You're perhaps an update late with this one.
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Welp, the sacrifice has been made. >Time to get the quantum witch gear on and begin the formation/worship of a new star https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfoJUeyMsOE
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Rarity posted:You really don't see the need for this. Everyone knows how to spell duvet. Flagellate your brain for hours with the 98 misspellings of duvet listed here . Wouldn't it have been easier just to reward yourself, even if it's just for not being a moron?
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 RESIST! HUMANITY DEMANDS IT! RESIST!
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ilmucche posted:>chill out and have a beer in your backyard You'd love but you don't have any beer in the house. You do remember buying some kind of alcohol though. You suddenly feel rather hot. tater_salad posted:> Inventory You currently have: - a painted hammer - a burnt effigy - a lighter - scissors - a penguin purse Natural 20 posted:Wear a tie to better represent the Exalted One whilst you are in isolation.  Oh no, you don't even own a tie! What will you do? You can't let Mr. Brodie down! Thinking quickly you fashion one together from discarded wrapping paper. Your throat erupts in a nasty coughing fit. Uh oh. stab posted:In that vein  Raising your hand high you pledge your allegiance to the Exalted One. We are one. WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ONE. Blasmeister posted:>Consider replacing the white toothbrush, it looks well past its best  You definitely should be throwing that toothbrush out. You don't even use it any more! You grab it and fling it into the bin. You feel like the room is on fire. Your head is spinning. You stumble as your muscles grow weak. Sum Gai posted:Hmmm...  GAME OVER
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Apr 27, 2020 15:52
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Apr 27, 2020 16:07
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I'm pretty sure this is part of the were-hamster transformation sequence. A lot of players give up once the coughing starts because it looks so much like the bad end.
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Apr 27, 2020 16:33
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Apr 27, 2020 16:59
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Typical adventure game logic. We probably soft-locked our playthrough by going outside Must be a Sierra game.
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DukeofCA posted:Must be a Sierra game. we survived too long already for it to be a sierra game. Check the Fridge for food stock Combine ingredients to learn a recipe
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DukeofCA posted:Must be a Sierra game. Rarity, watch out! A  e: Restore most recent save. Failing that, Restart.
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The game can't end until the pandemic ends. It is the game that never ends … it just goes on and on my friends … some people started playing it not knowing what it was, and now they'll keep on playing it forever just because this is the game that …
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Respawn at the Borisfire and take stock of your corona levels.
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cant cook creole bream posted:Well, what are you waiting for You're going to have to find it first! cant cook creole bream posted:>do a handstand.  There is no way you're doing a handstand less than after breaking your hand. You couldn't even do one before then! BurgerQuest posted:> start work on that novel you've always wanted to write Yes, it's time to get your creative juices flowing! You get to work on the epic tale that has been running through your mind for years.  It'll be on the Times list in no time. Ignatius M. Meen posted:Go in all the doors in that hallway, and go into any doors beyond them.  You are unable to go into the first door. On closer inspection you discover it has been bolted shut with a thick padlock.  You look through the second doorway to find a flight of stairs leading further up into the house.  You go through the third door to find the living room that you and your flatmates share. How much living actually occurs in here is very open to debate. Ignatius M. Meen posted:Also, hmm... portal must be closed? Well doors are a kind of portal aren't they? Close the bathroom door, then go looking through your house for the door that's still open and shut it along with all the doors you had to open to find it, then see if the message changes any later.  You close the door to the living room and then close the bathroom door as well. You have a feeling this isn't the solution. Thesaya posted:Open weird container to the right in the corridor  You open the doors of the old fridge-freezer that your landlord replaced six months ago but never bothered to throw out. There is no food inside, though that's probably for the best.
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Look around the living room and go up the staircase. Also think of a more efficient way to rediscover the floorplan of your house than just waiting for the voices in your head to tell you to do things.
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Rarity posted:
Find flatmates and then start a vigorous and voluminous argument about the state of the living room. Because jesus christ, this is some tragedy of the commons poo poo right here I love this silly thread and you're a champ Rarity
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Well this seems like an easy puzzle to solve;  You set down the toilet lid and leave your most trusted general in charge. "Pika!" Pikachu nods with a firm salute. Now let's just hope you don't need a wee any time soon. Spookydonut posted:> Close toilet seat, windows, doors, drawers, closets, laptops, and finally eyes.   You shut everything you can find but nothing seems like it would count as a portal. Pyroi posted:>Begin Crab Rave  With the sounds of hardcore to guide you you pop a squat and start walking from side to side with your arms held out in the air. If only you could throw these shapes at a real rave. ZiegeDame posted:>Throw Wide the Gates You haven't found any gates to throw wide. nine-gear crow posted:> Experience bij  You go to the website of the Bureau for Investigative Journalism and allow yourself to drink it in. Thrilling. Dischorr_N posted:>Say to Thorin "Pick me up." Thorin isn't here!
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Crab rave is powerful, but Caramelldansen is the superior hands in the air form for defeating covid. Dance, with Caramell.
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Open Questlog.
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If playing too much Animal Crossing New Horizons taught me anything, it's that fridges are used for clothing storage. Use the fridge to change to a snazzy outfit.
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Namtab posted:Its the thread you fool. You have to close the thread! Welp, I can't argue with that logic. Sorry folks but I guess we're gonna have to call time. BAD END
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Psych!Arsenic Lupin posted:> Rub vitamin E into scar on hand  You don't have vitamin E but you do have the Bio-Oil you've been using on it for the last 2 months. You take a glob and rub it firmly into the scar. You vow to yourself to stop falling over when drunk. Geemer posted:> Acquire Hamster's powers from the bite. Become the Were-Hamster!  You can feel the hamster blood running through your veins. You are changing! Transforming! You are becoming the Were-Hamster with all the proportionate biting strength of your furry friend! Junpei posted:Dance to Bust A Move. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyP-GG6wYbc Phresh Rarity fucked around with this message at 18:21 on May 1, 2020 |
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> examine Marvel posters for clues
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>Use Were-Hamster Powers to Talk to Hamster for information regarding the Portal.
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I'm concerned about the title of this thread. >double check relationship status
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Objectives:
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Krysmphoenix posted:I'm concerned about the title of this thread. Obviously it's about platonic love for the community. Thanks, for this silly little thread Rarity! We love you too.
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Rarity posted:Psych! 
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