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nine-gear crow posted:> Pull out one of the ASoIaF books. Turn to a random page. Shitpost in The Bad Thread about what you’ve found.  A Feast For Crows? Oh, this should be good.  Well this doesn't seem to damning. Wait, hang on. Nimble who?  You head straight over the Bad Thread to share your horror. You wonder if self-isolation will allow GRRM to focus on getting The Winds of Winter finished before laughing at your own foolishness. Kaboom Dragoon posted:>investigate PS2 collection  You fondly look back over the games of your youth. This collection got you through a very difficult period during college and university and you have a strong emotional attachment to it. It's a great collection of banging games and also Star Ocean III for some reason??? jaclynhyde posted:That doesn’t sound like enough toilet paper. You don't see anyone who's selling any!
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Rarity posted:You fondly look back over the games of your youth. This collection got you through a very difficult period during college and university and you have a strong emotional attachment to it. It's a great collection of banging games and also Star Ocean III for some reason??? Rude! Star Ocean 3 was aces  It is imperative you fix the TV so you can reacquaint yourself with this classic.
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Rarity posted:Your emotional wellbeing is irked > Find some Tom Sharpe among your books or possibly on-line to cheer yourself up again. 'Blott on the Landscape' or one of the Wilt stories. If you feel you need a dose of madness, try Bruce Dickinson's 'The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace'. > Alternatively, have some gravy and chips. Soul food just might do the trick as well.
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>Clean your screen jesus christ slightly damp microfiber cloth if possible
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TitanG posted:>Clean your screen jesus christ Yes, clean the monitor!
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How about finding someone to talk to? Check your phone contacts, or discord, or skype. Hell chat with strangers online if you have to.
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klafbang posted:Working from home means... Speaking of which, what is your job? And more importantly, can you claim sick leave by telling your boss that you've totally been infected with the Plague, honest, or at least only pretend to do it to still get a paycheck?
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>Wait a minute x 20160. We want to play this on hard difficulty after all. also, >Check inventory >Do some push-ups to grind your stats I am invested now. We will win this.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:inventory The phraser advised against disturbing the hamster. But that was a while ago. Check in game time. EDIT: I just realized you were talking about a hammer and noch a hamster... cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Mar 21, 2020 |
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> Check for bulldozers > Lie down in the path of progress
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Oh sweet, I can help with this. Order online groceries now. You have to book those well in advance, after all. Oh poo poo, Tesco is fully booked for the next three months, Sainsburys isn't accepting new registrations, Ocado isn't even letting you browse the website unless you've already got a delivery coming. Obtain anorak, see-through face mask and some form of tape to construct a rudimentary hazmat suit.
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Three cheers for surprise thread MVP Nimble Dick Crabb!
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azren posted:> Set up holiday lights outside the living space to give some much needed cheer to the area.  Luckily, you were already prepared for this eventuality. It's like you knew there would be a pandemic! azren posted:Or, if said lights aren't available... You sit down and get ready to work before remebering that it's a Saturday. Two days in and your mental state is already starting to go. Your emotional wellbeing is befuddled Blaze Dragon posted:>Hop on your social media platform of choice to check if anyone's on to fight the impending crippling loneliness.  The group chat be buzzing, yo! Shei-kun posted:Play Animal Crossing/Doom Eternal You're definitely sure that you own neither of these games Omobono posted:Greetings from Italy. I've been working from home since the 5th of March (high school teacher), I've been out of pajamas like thrice in this period (not counting showers), I am an antisocial rear end in a top hat and I'm loving bored out of my mind already.  You wrap yourself in a warm embrace, thinking sadly about the many people in Italy who have already been struggling through these times and wishing them all the best of luck for such a difficult situation. JT Jag posted:> Consider rooting around with the wires behind the TV to get it working again, put it off to later and take a nap instead. Life sure would be better if you could watch a bit of TV! There's got to be a way to get it turned on.  Oh gently caress that  Yeah, this is a much better plan
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Junpei posted:Watch the Overly Sarcastic Productions video on Stranger In A Strange Land that just released today on Youtube.  You track down the video on Youtube and give it a watch. It raises the odd mild chuckle. SIGSEGV posted:> Pray before an altar bearing all your current stocks of spices for these kindly spirits to make the bean onion and rice period more bearable. You've definitely got spices but they're certainly not in the bedroom! saladscooper posted:Make curry. You're a Brit - there's always time for curry! How do you expect to make curry when you can't even see a cooker? azren posted:> Go north  You go north. Ouch! You rub the growing bump on your head. Perhaps you should have opened the door first.  Reality is failing Walls are crumbling The universe falls in All is one You are the virus The virus is you Stretching falling growing infecting Must feed must feed must feed The opulent must be punished Glory to the workers Must feed must feed must feed must You stumble back as the world snaps into place. What the gently caress was that?
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> Alphabetize PS2 games. We can't start slacking on this kinda thing, or the virus wins!
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Rarity posted:You consider cancelling your rent in solidarity with those who are struggling financially but decide against it. Your landlord is a person too and how would he survive himself without your rent! > Lick Boot
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Bifauxnen posted:> spend two weeks playing Stardew Valley You don't think you own this game either! biosterous posted:> get wrestlefigure  You get the action figure. It's the extraordinary man who does extraordinary things, Finn Bálor! biosterous posted:> use wrestlefigure -> action: PIN, target: OLAF  1... 2... 3... gently caress you Olaf, you jobber. Your winner and Undisputed Quarantine Champion is Finn Bálor! ChocolatePancake posted:> Clean your monitor!  You take a cleaning wipe and give your screen a good rub down. The act of cleaning is meditative and the improved tidiness will have a long-term impact on your mood. Your emotional wellbeing is serene. 90s Cringe Rock posted:Wait oh god oh poo poo there's something critical to check.  You rush over to double check that your phone is still on charge and confirm this is the case. This is, of course, your work phone. You know that your personal phone isn't on charge because you're using it to take pictures.
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azren posted:> Alphabetize PS2 games. We can't start slacking on this kinda thing, or the virus wins! > Afterwards, order them chronologically.
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cant cook creole bream posted:> Afterwards, order them chronologically. > First by release date, then by in-game date
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Tell hamster they are a good hamster, even if they are not. Positivity is key in cohabitation, especially in quarantine!
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klafbang posted:Working from home means...  Screw you, society's norms! You rip off your pants and fling them away with reckless abandon, enjoying the feeling of the cool air on your thighs. Your employment status is pantsless Old Grey Guy posted:> Find some Tom Sharpe among your books or possibly on-line to cheer yourself up again. 'Blott on the Landscape' or one of the Wilt stories. If you feel you need a dose of madness, try Bruce Dickinson's 'The Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace'. You have never heard of any of those names and think that in fact your mind might have just made them up. Old Grey Guy posted:> Alternatively, have some gravy and chips. Soul food just might do the trick as well. Your food stock rating is not high enough to include this option TitanG posted:>Clean your screen jesus christ  You spot a slight mark on the screen so you grab a cleaning wipe and furiously rub across the monitor. Hmm, didn't you just do this? ChocolatePancake posted:Yes, clean the monitor!  Ok, now you know that you just did this but you can't stop yourself. You feel compelled to give the screen another onceover to make sure it's spotless. Your emotional wellbeing is obsessive AnAnonymousIdiot posted:How about finding someone to talk to? Check your phone contacts, or discord, or skype. Hell chat with strangers online if you have to. What a great idea! There must be a whole host of wonderful people out there looking to make connections during this difficult time. Surely one can't be hard to find!  On second thoughts they're probably a crazy person anyway
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