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ItsDisposable posted:> open the door to the north Open the door, make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from any other doors/people.
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Disinfect the doorknob before opening the door. Safety first!
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> gaze out window > ponder view > check for wildlife
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It's time for a quest! >Pick up wine glass >Empty Wine glass >Pick up hammer >Open door
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Dr. Snark posted:Speaking of which, what is your job? And more importantly, can you claim sick leave by telling your boss that you've totally been infected with the Plague, honest, or at least only pretend to do it to still get a paycheck? You are work in admin for a mental health charity. You could probably get away with pulling some sickies but considering service delivery collapses without you do you really think that's a good idea right now? cant cook creole bream posted:>Wait a minute x 20160.  You sit back comfortably in bed and let the time start to tick away. It is now 14 days later. The good news is that you have not developed any COVID19 symptoms. The bad news is that you probably should have eaten something. Your condition is now hungry. cant cook creole bream posted:>Check inventory 90s Cringe Rock posted:inventory  You have: a purse an inhaler 2 brushes make-up cant cook creole bream posted:>Do some push-ups to grind your stats You get down on the floor and bust through a few reps. You also realise how difficult it is to take a photo of yourself doing push-ups. 90s Cringe Rock posted:status Your employment status is pantsless Your food stock is very good Your condition is hungry Your emotional wellbeing is obsessive 90s Cringe Rock posted:equipment You have nothing equipped 90s Cringe Rock posted:get hammer  You have a hammer equipped. Good luck to any looters coming for your stash now. cant cook creole bream posted:The phraser advised against disturbing the hamster. But that was a while ago.  Congratulations, you're now playing this game from the future. You consider equipping your hamster but quickly decide against it. He probably wouldn't take it well. Rarity fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Mar 22, 2020 |
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> Imagine a decent helping of your favourite food and laugh in the face of absent calories.
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>Order some necessities online. >Keep refreshing until you get a slot within the next month. >Await their arrival.
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Rarity posted:You are work in admin for a mental health charity. You could probably get away with pulling some sickies but considering service delivery collapses without you do you really think that's a good idea right now? Yeah, that's 100% fair since it's a Legitimately Important Job. Anyway. >consume food in a ration-able manner to fix hungry status
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D. Ebdrup posted:> Check for bulldozers You look around but you can't see any bulldozers anywhere. Perhaps you should be playing Infocom's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? D. Ebdrup posted:> Lie down in the path of progress Britain hasn't been on the path of progress for years and you don't see that changing any time soon. RBA Starblade posted:Raid neighbors You'll have to work out how to escape the confines of this room first! Namtab posted:Speculate about nimble dick.  With lots on your mind you return to the Bad Thread to get some thoughts off your chest. You are able to clear your mind but you can't help feeling a little dirty. GamesAreSupernice posted:Where's the command to appreciate Star Ocean 3? OPTION NOT FOUND Lizard Wizard posted:> Check your Neopets account.  Whoops, looks like past you never got round to making one! You really should have anticipated a global pandemic at some point. Slaan posted:>Say hello to your imaginary pikachu buddy  You give Pikachu a little wave as greeting. "Pika! Pika!" he says. You can't understand what it means though. Perhaps you'll pick up the language in time.
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>Mull the implications of the unliving Pikachu toy apparently being able to speak now.
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Sum Gai posted:>Mull the implications of the unliving Pikachu toy apparently being able to speak now. That's no mystery, a Mimikyuu moved in.
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nine-gear crow posted:Three cheers for surprise thread MVP Nimble Dick Crabb! this thread is going places!
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Take a note from the Italians, open a window and sing to your neighbours and any passer-bys.
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Elfface posted:Oh sweet, I can help with this.  You log onto your local supermarket delivery service in the naive hope of securing a spot some time in the next 6 months. No dice, they're all booked up all the way through to Easter. Elfface posted:Obtain anorak, see-through face mask and some form of tape to construct a rudimentary hazmat suit. The anorak is easy to source but the face mask is less so. Luckily you have a plastic bag and some scissors and with a bit of ingenuity a makeshift face mask is formed.  Beautiful. You have equipped the homemade hazmat suit. TheGreatEvilKing posted:Play Star Ocean 3 and post screenshots to the something awful forums That's going to be difficult when the TV doesn't work! Qwezz posted:Turn on Radio  You tune into your favourite radio station. It's Indonesia's Kumala FM 95.2, naturally. Qwezz posted:Look outside  Fearfully you get down low and peek out of the window. The area beyond is free and clear of infected. You breathe a sigh of relief. Qwezz posted:Inspect doorlock  You take a look closely at the door handle. There is no lock on the door and leaving would be as easy as turning the handle. 90s Cringe Rock posted:Lie in.  You are meant to be working right now but gently caress it, not like anyone at work is going to know. You settle down for a naughty afternoon nap.
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Torrannor posted:>open the bedroom door  Boy, that sure took you long enough! You open the door and look at that, you've found the bathroom! MagusofStars posted:Before we go into a new room, we should probably   You refilled Xander's bottle and bowl this morning, even if he's gone and made a mess of the latter. Aren't you a good hamster parent! azren posted:> Alphabetize PS2 games. We can't start slacking on this kinda thing, or the virus wins!  You can't help yourself, you rush over to your PS2 shelf and make sure all the games are put together in a neat order. It makes you feel better but it sure doesn't help your obsessive emotional wellbeing! Beartaco posted:> Lick Boot  Yum! Nothing tastes better for teatime than the firm leather of your capitalist oppressors! They worked hard for their position and by putting in the money they assume all of the risk. It's only fair that they be allowed to extract wealth from your labour. You have 9 toilet rolls remaining Rarity fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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Can we change the settings to make leaving a room not require five instructions. What s even in the options menu?
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Welp, we're in lockdown now. Cool boots though. Treason time! Hang a mattress out the window
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Slaan posted:>go computer  You open up the French national anthem, put your hand to your heart and sing along with the full fervour of the proletariat. The yearning for revolution floods through your veins, washing away all support for the bourgoisie. Death to the elites, no mercy for the landlords! Seize the means of production and throw off your chains!  By popular demand posted:There's still time for a cuppa Perhaps but you'll have to find a kettle first! Escape? Are you mad? Haven't you heard there's a lockdown! Paintball Mode enabled Sudden Death mode enabled 90s Cringe Rock posted:Admire hamster.  You take a moment to gaze in awe at your little hammy. Aww, who's a cutie-patootie! Blood mode enabled Rocket Jump mode enabled Infinite Continues enabled cant cook creole bream posted:> Afterwards, order them chronologically. You can't stop thinking about those PS2 games. Something about them still niggles at you. Something isn't quite right.  There, that's an improvement. But you still feel there's a way you could do it better... klafbang posted:> First by release date, then by in-game date  Perfect. "Pika pi!" says Pikachu. Shei-kun posted:Tell hamster they are a good hamster, even if they are not. Positivity is key in cohabitation, especially in quarantine!  You tell Xander that he is a good boy. A good, good boy. He hasn't bitten you yet today so it is technically true.
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ItsDisposable posted:> open the door to the north  You're sure that you've already checked the room but you never be too careful! Yes, there's definitely no one in there. Junpei posted:Let's take a selfie and post it on Instagram.  You don't have an Instagram account but you do have Facebook and that's basically the same thing. You spend far too much time to mention makng yourself look presentable then pull your best pose in front of the mirror. Those likes will be rolling in in no time! ChocolatePancake posted:Open the door, make sure to stay at least 6 feet away from any other doors/people. You did that already! Wow, quarantine has barely started and it's already effecting your memory. This may be a cause for concern. 90s Cringe Rock posted:Don pants.  You put on a pair of pants. You put on another pair of pants. You put on a third pair of pants. You can't really explain the reason for such odd behaviour. It's almost like your actions are being decided by other people from somewhere else. Your employment status is pantsful 90s Cringe Rock posted:Suggest activity.  Feeling like doing some exercise you bust out 10 star jumps and 10 leg raises. You quickly overheat, perhaps three pairs of pants isn't the most sensible idea. BlackPersona posted:Disinfect the doorknob before opening the door. Safety first!  Whoops, it's a little late for that! Good thing you're the only one who ever uses that door. Still, you can never be too careful. You grab the cleaning spray and give it a good wipedown. Then because you're obsessive you do it a second time, just to be sure.
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