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There once was a young knight from the far away town of Bray-Kur. Bray-Kur was a coastal town, mostly filled with fishermen and sea traders. The young knight's name was Kitanara, but his friends called him simply, Kit. More than anything Kit wanted to be a knight. He had no interest in fishing, and while he had his sea legs and was confident on a ship, stories of battle and war were more to his liking.
Kit began his squire training a bit later than most, but as he was a large lad, tall for his age- and muscular, the other squires didn't have much to say about it for very long, especially on the training ground after they've had a few moments face to face against him with a training sword in his hand. Eventually he was knighted, and as most knights will do, he joined a tourney and had his name placed on the lists.
"Now entering the arena, Sir Kit, of Bray-Kur!" the herald declared loudly, and Kit entered the fray!
Kit rushed into the arena, sword in hand and an eager look upon his face!
At last, battle!
His opponent, eager for a quick win (and in a most unchivalrous manner) tripped Kit with his foot and then quickly spun away from him. Suddenly, all the lights in the arena went out; it was utterly dark!
"What is the meaning of this!" shouted the king; if he sounded angry is was justified because it was after all HIS tourney, celebrating his 55th birthday.
A small point of brilliant blue light lit up in the center of the arena suddenly, as the Court Wizard appeared, with his staff in hand. It was of course the source of the sudden light.
"It's quite simply, really." the wizard explained. Pointing at the knight who so ungallantly brought Kit flat on his face, he declared- "he tripped the Sir Kit Bray-Kur!"
Boys knight out!
And that kingdom was the kingdom of dad jokes.
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May 11, 2024 06:00
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"run RUN there's no time to explain.... THE BOYS.... THEY ARE BACK IN TOWN!!!"
We were going to play The Boys Are Back In Town but we'd kind of have to drive out to the city limits and back for that to be true and I'm not fighting traffic during rush hour and if we wait until it's over the mood'll be killed.
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