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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > corona.exe
 
a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
code:

> Enlarge Babe

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> build a corpse fort

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> "AM I BEING DETAINED?"

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

Rocket Baby Dolls posted:

>Pretend to die and see where your "corpse" is taken too.

Do this but also Babe tags along.

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

promising carl posted:

> build a corpse fort
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Summon a horse

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

MisterJed posted:

> ask if you’re being detained again
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

finalellipsis posted:

> process faster

Add more GPUs

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> find Caro, he can help

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Carl I have to be straight with you. I have a child in my pocket.

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

beanieson posted:

> tell Carl “ good news, we’re pregnant!” and then remove child from inventory
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> Get the kid some candy or something. Poor kid.

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

nockturne posted:

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but our protagonist seems to be a little...unstable.

Is this what isolation is doing to people? Is it a "Falling Down" kinda thing, or was he just like this before anyhow? Did it just take the corona to unleash what was already within this man?

...why am I even giving any thought to this anyhow?

Just normal goon stuff. Goons being goons.

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> Baba Yaga? more like baby yoda lol

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

RepeatingMeme posted:

> "Am I being DETAINED???"
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> skip the snake like a rope. gotta get some cardio

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

finalellipsis posted:

> grab snake by tail and whip it as hard as you can

While shouting "NOW WHO'S DETAINED BITCH"

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> turn snake into whip, the kind you can ghostride

* # ¿ Apr 21, 2020 20:25
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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
> Take a vigorous piss into the poral

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a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
Still waiting on Caro to show up

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