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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Lord of the Rings they had lightsabers
 
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* # ¿ Mar 30, 2020 19:17
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:36
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Gandalf: these aren’t the Hobbits you are looking for.

Ringwraith: These aren’t the Hobbits I am looking for.

Gandalf: He can go about his business.

Ringwraith:He can go about his business.

Pippin: rear end sphincter says “what?”

Ringwraith: What?

Merry: hahahahaha

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* # ¿ Mar 30, 2020 19:52
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google THIS posted:

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill Gollum when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play in it, for good or ill, before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of many.

Gollum: Ex-squeeze me! Meesa called Gollum, precious! Whoosa are yousa?

Gandalf: Actually, never mind. (sound of lightsaber being drawn)
* # ¿ Mar 30, 2020 20:16
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

It turns out Aragorn and Arwen were siblings this whole time?

Aragorn, son of Arathorn etc. can trace his lineage all the way back to Elros, brother of Elrond.

So Aragorn is the long removed grandsire of Elrond's brother.

Which means Arwen, daughter of Elrond (and niece to Elros) is Aragorn's great, great, many times removed aunt.

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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 14:08
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Gollum as JarJar:

Gollum: Meesa wantsa Precious! Meesa getsa Precious!

Gandalf: Kill it! KILL IT!

Frodo: But what about your speech about deserving death and all that?

Gandalf: I SAID KILL THE loving THING!!!

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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 15:22
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Uncomfortably long shot of hobbit feet

What if... Quentin Tarantino directed the Lord of the Rings

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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 17:26
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pixaal posted:

Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.

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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 18:13
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take the moon posted:

:( someone beat u to this

also lol @ the pulp fiction post

Ugh, sorry Google This!

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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 21:50
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pixaal posted:

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower

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* # ¿ Apr 4, 2020 17:12
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:36
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take the moon posted:

*dramatic moment*

witch king: no man can defeat me

jj: meesa a Gunjan howdie doodie

I laughed out loud at this!

Nosfereefer posted:

to be fair, the ewoks WERE rubbish

Trash pandas!

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* # ¿ Apr 6, 2020 22:46
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