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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Lord of the Rings they had lightsabers
 
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ELI PORTER

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I don't need you to tell me how loving good my lembas bread is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Éowyn goes shopping she buys poo poo. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the lembas bread in my kitchen, it's the dead hobbit in my garage.

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ELI PORTER

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I need me eight adventurers. Eight Jewish Hobbit adventurers.

* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 18:38
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Lord of the Rings they had lightsabers