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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Lord of the Rings they had lightsabers
 
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 Watching that realized how much Starwars swings lightsabers like they are two handed battle axes. The LotR fighting looks way too cramped but it's probably how someone that trained their life to fight with a lightsabers would fight.

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:30
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 anyway what happens if you're not t the ring on your light saber blade? will the blade turn invisible?

* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 14:42
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

What if... Quentin Tarantino directed the Lord of the Rings

Would still be about a bunch of friends going for a long walk, only the battles would somehow be less frequent but with over the top almost comical levels of gore.



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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 17:57
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Goons Are Great posted:

Plus every five minutes you get an uncomfortable close-up of hairy hobbit feet

*wiggle* *wiggle* toes



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* # ¿ Apr 3, 2020 18:37
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

google THIS posted:

You have my Schwartz.

You have my Spaceballs: The Flamethrower



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* # ¿ Apr 4, 2020 04:14
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 To write Jarjar you need to write C3PO dialog but about a redneck instead of a forgetful robot. Oh you also need a complete lack of drama and tension to be cut by the naive line making it annoying instead of funny and lovable.



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# ¿ May 15, 2024 19:30
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

nut posted:

what if they just had longer than normal arms

They wouldn't be able to fire bows so the movie would be very different

* # ¿ Apr 21, 2020 22:13
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > What if in Lord of the Rings they had lightsabers