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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Inceltown posted:

Idiot tries to steal LaB's thunder and create a renegade thread. Caves immediately to let this one shine

From the OP of the renegade thread

is the yellow line supposed to represent something specific, or do they just print a bunch of different flags with a different single stripe?

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 09:23

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:15

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Tired

Wired
https://twitter.com/catacalypto/status/1245034272550817794?s=20

Edit: tweet deleted here's the photo

Wired:

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 21:02 on Mar 31, 2020

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 20:30

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Powered Descent posted:

Huh, wouldn't have expected that to disappear. Here, I rescued the image from cache:

I didn't either, thanks, I'm gonna edit your photo into my original post for future generations.

Fake edit:
The content I originally came abck to this thread to post.
https://twitter.com/gapingmaws/status/1244816852569559041?s=20

# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 21:01

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TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1244940565575274497

a few hundred thousand

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 11:23

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Danaru posted:

https://twitter.com/The_OJSimpson32/status/1245490131584286722

UNPLUG THE loving SIMULATION ALREADY

That's not his real one.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 01:14

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Henchman of Santa posted:

I thought that one was confirmed to be his?

https://twitter.com/the_ojsimpson32/status/1236069052516360192?s=21

Oh poo poo, I guess I'm the IOSM.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 01:36

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TinTower posted:

Because a black person taking out a gun when being arrested by the police always ends well:

https://twitter.com/AnarchyDotGov/status/1245768568022667269

Taking away the guns from the police is probably the only thing that kept her alive.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 20:55

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EasilyConfused posted:

And most American socialists apparently can't grasp the concept of cooperating with people in the areas they agree with and opposing them in the areas they don't.

IMO this obsession with doctrinal purity is one of the most overlooked reasons for the setbacks of the American left after the end of the Cold War.

Edit: For the record, I've literally never met a liberal who hates socialists more than fascists and I've been a socialist for decades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbD1XDhKr8U

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 01:16

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Deptfordx posted:

Some much needed good news about that case.

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-woman-convicted-under-coronavirus-act-was-wrongly-charged-11967745

I'm glad she got off, but this is a statement only a cop or prosecutor would ever say, and a good chunk of them would still be smart enough not to say it.

quote:

It is highly unusual that a case can pass through a number of controls in the criminal justice process and fail in this way.

Credit to British police though, if this happened in America and she wasn't shot, she still probably would have died in police custody.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Apr 3, 2020

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 12:55

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RareAcumen posted:

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1246036261648969735

There are somehow eight eager internets where you can go find and get all the Jill Valentine porn you want if you could be assed to use google and yet here we are.

It's like being a woman to them just means having to be hot 24/7 from 5 to I dunno, 30? Is that too generous?

Why is the one guy blaming Sony? Do they think Sony pressured Capcom into making the change or do they just not understand Sony didn't make the game?

Also I just sort of assumed there would be at least one thirsty rear end alternate costume, but I haven't played any games since 5, did Capcom stop doing that?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 20:28

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Henchman of Santa posted:

https://twitter.com/JimDMiller/status/1246056481054736387?s=19

Why don't we just have competent people in charge of the CDC and FDA all the time, even when it isn't an emergency?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 05:21

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Screaming Idiot posted:

Because where else would we put the rich failsons?

Isn't that what the diplomatic core is for?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 06:00

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Necrothatcher posted:

Can someone explain the pot thing to me? Why are they going rusty and why are people IOSM for complaining about it?

It's cast iron, you don't wash cast iron pots or pans.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 21:49

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Necrothatcher posted:

Why would you buy a pot you cannot wash? Do you just let bits of food rot in it? Is this an American thing?

You rinse it and wipe it, you don't use soap and water.

https://www.thekitchn.com/caring-for-cast-iron-259463

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 21:56

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slinkimalinki posted:

Holy poo poo
https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/1246631357175955458?s=19

I'm hoping it looks less like flames and more like christmas lights in person.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 05:46

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Cleretic posted:

I suppose there's a sexist element, too, because it is really levelled at women, but I think it's because while that sort of person does exist among men, it manifests very differently.

https://twitter.com/ericacbarnett/status/1246953063685820416?s=19

Conner is currently in the lead for the male equivalent.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 04:11

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

All the nearby grocery stores are forbidding people to bring their own bags. It protects the grocery baggers.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 22:19

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Please forgive my ignorance. But what is the "becky" meme? To what stereotype does she supposedly represent? Is it from "Becky with the good hair" from the Beyonce song?

Like most slang it's taken from AAVE. The Beyonce song is probably where most white people first heard the term, but it predates that.

https://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 04:56

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Probably belongs in the Good tweets thread, but this has been where we've talked about Karen

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 10:59

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JT Smiley posted:

Guy in front of me in line at Costco this morning was causing a huge scene cause they wouldn't let him shop on his dad's membership. Total Gary.

I mean, it's a global pandemic and assuming that Gary isn't a teenager his dad is probably in the risk group where he shouldn't be going out at all. They should have let him use his dad's membership.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 20:11

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there wolf posted:

Pedovore still sounds like some sort of specialized cannibal though. Clearly we need to start calling these cultists fishermen after Albert Fish. I see no confusion or complications as a result of this.

That only makes sense if pedovore was already a word in common parlance that meant something innocuous.

# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 22:13

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Splash Attack posted:

they predate reddit because i remember being 13 on livejournal and watching the trainwreck of the child free community there.

i think it was on there that i watched a fully grown woman have a meltdown that she didn�t win the costume contest at a harry potter launch party and a kid was picked over her, who ��deserved�� it.

Was it this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/3xqplh/childfree_harry_potter_rant/

quote:

RANT TIME

Harry Potter book release: don't worry, no spoilers.

Showed up at seven, in full costume for a nine am release. Devoted no? I was one of the few to dress up, and I was the best-dressed. I'm not being vain, I honestly had the most detailed and accurate costume there.

We were told in line, that the best-dressed person in line gets to open the box and have the first Half-Blood Prince book. So, I'm a shoo-in, aren't I?

WRONG.

loving moo brings her bratty sprog in at 8:59am dressed in a generic Kmart cape with stars and glitter and loving gaudy BLAH. Twig for a wand.

OMG WITTLE PWESHUS SO CUTE OMG YOU CAN OPEN THE BOX AND HAVE THIS BOOK YOU CAN'T READ AND fawning fawning, blatant breederism etc

THE loving KID WON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS. THE BOX OPENING WAS MINE. MIIIIINE.

I wouldn't have minded if someone had said "Oh look Sass, you are best-dressed

but would you mind if this land-mine amputee opened the box instead?" I would

have said "Absolutely no problem. Go for it." But no. loving CROTCHDROPPING

GETS THE HONOUR. I'm furious. On principle of course, not out of any sense of entitlement. Well yes, entitlement also. But I WORKED FOR IT, I DESERVED IT.

I made an effort. I spent money making an effort. I showed up early. I will remember and treasure this event for ever and eternity. And I'm passed over for an ugly little brat with a sparkly tie. Woo loving woo.

I didn't stab her in the eye with my wand. I WANTED to. I talked about doing so

VERY loving LOUDLY. I was going to eviscerate her mother with the cover of my

brand-new copy.

I loving hate breeders and child-lovers. loving GO TO HELL.

I'm so pissed about this, sorry. It's just that in ten years time, this kid won't remember what she was doing on July 16th 2005. In ten years time, I will be remembering how I was deprived of this nerdly honor by an opportunistic twat breeder and her shitling. I'm hurt. All my life, nothing has gotten to me more than being deliberately ignored, or passed over. Honestly; that's the sort of thing that can make me cry in public. Or key your car. Or viciously murder you and your family in the heat of frustration and never-ending denial

Congratulations breeders, you win.

Edited to add: To all of you who are calling me immature etc, I'd like to add that you make a very good point, but have you considered GO gently caress YOURSELF? If you're so anal-retentive, go back to the other community and go on with your breeder-humping. Also, to the person who submitted this to fandom_wank, I seriously (no sarcasm) thank you. I've always wanted to be there!

I believe you about it being on livejournal first, this source is obviously a repost.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 09:21

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I remember when Pride parades were mostly men in thongs throwing condoms into the crowd and naked lesbians on bicycles, and they were much better then.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 00:34

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Zesty posted:

The Discord guy, obviously. Could give a gently caress about whoever he's talking about.

I'm sure that's a verbatim of what he said immediately before being kicked off the server.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 04:27

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https://twitter.com/conspiraboomers/status/1248077895857254405?s=20

I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble if I tried to give a kid flour, water, yeast and salt as separate ingredients.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 04:40

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Stoatbringer posted:

Even with a decent zoom, getting the exposure just right for the full moon can be tricky and deserves appreciation. (unless your camera has some sort of "full moon" setting)

If you're shooting digital (which 99.999% of photos you see online are) you can adjust exposure between each shot and have at least a decent idea of how it looks and the moon doesn't move very quickly, so you can take your time adjusting that.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 09:49

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Scratch Monkey posted:

No it�s too small.

That's what she said (about your penis).

# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 12:14

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Piss Meridian posted:

I reserve my empathy for people who agree with me politically.

He's a loving fascist and it's good when fascists die, so I hope he dies.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 11:51

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there wolf posted:

Some people's hearts bleed more than others and they're going to feel sad seeing a person, any person, suffer/fail/get hurt. That doesn't make them apologists anymore than feeling content that a lovely guy has been stopped by his own dumb actions makes you some kind of unfeeling sociopath delighting in another's pain.

I don't mind the people who feel bad for him, I mind the people who call others out for not feeling bad for him.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 12:25

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Push El Burrito posted:

Easy people she puts her pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else.

She quite likely doesn't.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 11:08

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The General posted:

I will admit I am out of touch with this generation of consoles, but aren't the PS4 and PS4 pro the same thing? Isn't that like saying "Random Xbox 360 game isn't exclusive, because the 360 had ~10 different versions. So that's 10~ different consoles it runs on!"

Yeah, the Pro is just a beefier PS4, to the best of my knowledge every single game that can be played on one can be played on the other, Pro just let's some games run at 4k resolutions or faster locked frame rates or might have some other special graphics options.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 21:05

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sugar mouse posted:

Yeah, a few people said that and I kinda clarified, I get it but it's not really front page news... (17k is what many people in nursing etc are on and it's insensitive and inappropriate right now...)

Nah, you're a prick.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 09:15

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Like, no idea about those people's situations, maybe they're rich assholes and 800 bucks isn't a lot of money to them, but there's a bunch of people right now, who've saved up for similar vacations in the past with the idea that they would have a relatively stable economic situation when they got back, who suddenly could really loving use another 800 dollars.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 09:50

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Read another loving book.
https://twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/status/1249420131706388480?s=20

It's also really telling that the thought of the socialist as Voldemort and not loving Trump.

Scratch Monkey posted:

The tweet is loving insane, but they're using female as an adjective in this context, the big warning sign is when people use it as a noun.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 20:29

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Imagine being a Papa John truther.

https://twitter.com/Luka49540302/status/1249015612262711297?s=20

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 22:13

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, she's single!

But that would involve getting dessert with her, and we all know her opinion on that.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 02:36

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Crowetron posted:

What is a virtual race? Is NASCAR just playing Mario Kart now?

iRacing specifically, but yeah basically.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 08:57

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Scratch Monkey posted:

WTF is this even?

They're all directed to a gay vore fetish artist by someone who apparently didn't realize the artist's main character who ate people was a dude, so he's demanding the artist change the character to a woman.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 19:12

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zakharov posted:

I cannot parse all this poo poo but this is a homophobic furry with delusions of grandeur?

Vore furry, but yep.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 19:14

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:15

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https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1249930470835589120?s=20

# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 19:55

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