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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i know all the secret cures, my uncle works for the cdc

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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tag yourself im JEH JEH

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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for some reason nothing on that map makes me laugh more than neighboring islands named Mu and Moo. presumably each claims they had the name first and has an insulting nickname for the other.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Elviscat posted:

As one of Are Troops, holding a top-secret code purple ultra clearance, who's just returned from a 6 month deployment with NASA to guard the Ice Wall, I would appreciate it if you'd stop wantonly promulgating the dire secrets I make great sacrifices to guard.

















Like, do you know how badthe wifi is out there?

oh, cool, you were stationed in Antarctica?

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Ambitious Spider posted:

Now I’m generally pro-chapo, and not a warren supporter but yikes fam:

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1246510656184082434?s=21



Not a hill to die on dude

the hosts of red scare could make a strong showing in this thread

for example:

https://twitter.com/viperwave/status/1246284676588662784

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Phy posted:

"Will this mask keep you safe from covid?" Well, heck, it's right there in the name, isn't it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i am furious that anyone would post something funny in pyf

that is not what the f stands for

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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christmas boots posted:

The Girl Who Shat Herself

Not Mamoru Hosada’s best film, mind you.

better than The Girl And The poo poo

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Jamie Faith posted:

Wow, homophobia, AND a bad video game take! It's a 2 for one special! https://twitter.com/Autistic_Moron/status/1250415252220542976

i'd pay them to bad-mouth games i like if i wasn't worried they'd spend it on ammo

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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duh, they block the 5g

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Skwirl posted:

Why on Earth would people want to get rid of bats? They don't attack people, they're generally out only at night and they keep insect populations in check.

watch the video; it's covid hysteria

that said, fruit bats are enormous, i wouldn't be crazy about living with them

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Captain Monkey posted:

what is it with chuds and making GBS threads their pants?

opiate usage, i hear

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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*looking at myself in a fun-house mirror* "this gives me a good idea for a haircut"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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T-man posted:

this post is copyrighted, quote it and expect a call from my law talking guy

your honor, i declare bad internet thingy

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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there wolf posted:

I had to make bread today so...




Not as rainbow as I wanted, but I suppose there's always room for improvement when it comes to serving up the gay agenda.

aw, it's great

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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IncredibleIgloo posted:

It is wild to claim that Spielberg is worse than or on equal footing to D.W. Griffith, a producer of one of the most racist films in history.



that movie is the reason anyone would make that claim, it's one of the most technically influential and groundbreaking films in history. still studied in school, but of course, duh, so is spielberg.

the screenshotted person is a bitter contrarian who is desperate to be seen as a brilliant freethinking tastemaker but their list of "perfect films" hardly matches the op's characterization

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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MizPiz posted:

The fact that one of his top five favorite films is a satire targeting people like him is made even more hilarious by the fact that three of the other films were released before WW2 ended

? are there old films also named The Clock and Get Out?

The Clock was what really pushed it into troll territory for me. i can believe they like it, but anyone saying that it's one of the very few perfect films is trying to rile people up. Batman (1968) too, it's great, but you'd only say it was perfect if you wanted to snub everyone who has enjoyed any other superhero movie.

Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 16:13 on May 4, 2020

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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MizPiz posted:

Bringing Up Baby is what he uses to flirt with girls.
i have heard that netflix has a documentary series about this strategy

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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grittyreboot posted:

I'm a fire tiger so that's pretty rad

i got fire fire




:supaburn:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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it was very popular in the r/relationships thread

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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ONE EGG MOOOORE

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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TontoCorazon posted:

I don't understand how you can live life just constantly scared of people. It's gotta be exhausting.

maybe, but it's invigorating to feel like you have a handle on why the world is so bad, what could be done about it, and most importantly of all, whose suffering can be happily ignored. these are things every political stance offers.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Knormal posted:

Yeah, but try telling that to the Ogg Vorbis people.

ha-cha-cha-chaaaa!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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StillFullyTerrible posted:

but you just said she was good when reporting on white supremacists???

i think usually she doesn't take their side

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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ben will lay into you with the FULL FURY of ALL SIX INCHES of his ARMS

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Gross Dude posted:

I had a roommate in college who did the whole "Christ Follower" thing. The logic behind it is that Christianity is a religion and religions are bad. So instead, they choose to be Christ Followers. As far as I could tell it just meant fundamentalist Christian.

it's the language used by The Family, the horrific cult behind the National Prayer Breakfast, but they are very small and i assume your roomate and this terrible lady re-invented the term for themselves

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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"corn back rattler" :eyepoop:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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e: d'oh

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i'm annoyed at how good notch makes other billionaires look by comparison

i guess they just have the good taste to keep their cannibal parties private

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Mak0rz posted:

Wow bold of Israel to admit Jesus was the son of God.

whoever's running that account is much less invested in denying the divinity of Christ than denying the humanity of Palestinians

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i hear whiteclaws are about the same diameter as rubber bullets

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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beans are a different powerup, they give aerial mobility from continuous fart-jets

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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can we have one loving thread with no hilarious "ironic" jokes about Shapiro's house elf ancestry

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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love how the mods let open antielfitism go unpunished



(i can't tell who is in on this joke)

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Absurd Alhazred posted:

"The phone keeps eating my posts. I have made 8 quakes at 7.3 Richter scale every day. The phone keeps eating my posts."

another thread that deserves a short jon bois video documenting it

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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he didn't go to 8 years of macro porn wolf school to not be called doctor

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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i'm having flashbacks to people losing their minds over Anita Sarkeesian's videos

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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cops and klan go hand in hand, there's a chant for ya

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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DiabloStarCraft posted:

Do these smooth brained people who think blazing saddles is gonna be banned think that the film is full of racist jokes? The point isn't that the jokes are racist, it's that racism is a joke.

i think we may be force to confront the possibility that racism makes people misunderstand jokes about racism

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