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sheep-dodger posted:there's a whole cinematic universe of thin [colour] lines: Are EMTs the negaverse version of cops? Sworn enemies or perhaps two halves of a sacred duality?
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 14:35 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 14:46 |
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Knormal posted:The sun bros, Sol, Bol, Gol, and Mol. The rotation of each section is reversed, so the ice walls must be the circumferences of a set of concentric cylinders.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 05:48 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I found that way too fast. There are at least 3 of them.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 17:33 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:The worst is that math post with symbols representing numbers and equations where the last one has order of operations issues. It must be specifically designed to get people to argue and it just keeps popping up with different symbols. My mother posted one yesterday where the symbols in the final row was slightly changed to incorporate the others (the default symbols were a guy and a pair of shoes, the final row had a guy wearing tiny shoes) which I thought was a nice twist on top of the order of operations schtick. But yeah those are 100% designed to drive engagement with people smugly commenting with their own answers and corrections so that the page owner builds up a nice list of accounts to sell. That, or just this:
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 19:09 |
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Fister Roboto posted:I was under the impression that it was a new term for "nice guys". It seems to share some DNA with "white knight" in that it only makes sense if you think of relationships as transactions.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 06:27 |
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That artist's reply is clearly longer than 20 words. Thus having been DESTROYED BY LOGIC this guy's chance in a debate is already over.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 21:28 |
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ilmucche posted:I find that story hilarious and the interview clip is great, but for some reason the sky guy presenting the story infuriates me and I don't know why. Anyone who uploads a video with the title "feminist activist caught..." is probably going to be a massive rear end in a top hat.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2020 18:30 |
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I bet that grandma really DOES NO HARM but TAKES NO SH*T
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2020 14:33 |
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Len posted:It's me, I'm the idiot on social media At that point you should just cut out the middleman, drop all taxes, and give your dollars to the megacorp or charitable trust who promises to trickle it down to your preferred interests.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 16:49 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:I realize now it was from pages ago, but it's in reference to this: I think the idiocy is saying "bookmark this for later" and then deleting the tweet.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 18:52 |
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Stars! They're just like us!
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2020 22:35 |
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there wolf posted:'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take' is a guide to sexual interaction. There's always a change she'll be in the mood, and when you think about it a simple 'no, thanks' on her part is such a small thing compared to you missing out on the chance to get your dick wet. Plus it's safe to burn bridges because they'll no longer be seeing each other at work.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 14:42 |
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RareAcumen posted:That's why I wish there was a thread of them, I see one like once every three weeks and then forget about them in two hours so I can't collect them. Here's a few more to get you started: Reinventing vending machines! https://twitter.com/FastCompany/status/907952827858911232 Reinventing phrenology! https://twitter.com/carolinesinders/status/814809697161134080 Reinventing roommates! https://twitter.com/sugarsh0t/status/929976876474417153
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 23:54 |
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Dixville posted:This ones just disturbing I've heard of horse girls, but this is ridiculous!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 17:50 |
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Now that's what I call a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of any coronavirus.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 18:53 |
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Skwirl posted:Like, were ancient Egyptians completely calm and rational about the literal biblical plague? Not to mention it's pretty heartless either way? "Millennials are sensitive about the weirdest things! They're so soft that they can't go camping without perfect weather, and they'll wail if you slaughter their pets before their eyes! Haha, cry into your avocado toast!"
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2020 13:39 |
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OwlFancier posted:Not sure this guy knows much about anything tbh. THREAD: 1/264. I hope you'll read and share.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 16:22 |
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 18:12 |
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Context on this tweet is irrelevant since you can be 100% confident he is the kind of guy to say this in any situation. https://twitter.com/jasonweyandt/status/1256384118860009474
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 15:43 |
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She's not wrong though.
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 06:57 |
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RoboRodent posted:Maybe it's just me, but every time some lingual expert describes the mouth and tongue shape required to make a certain word, my own reaction is just a whole lot of question marks. Is that what I'm doing?? Is that what everyone is doing??? But no one ever teaches you how to hold your mouth to make a certain sound, you have to figure it out on your own???? What even is human language??????? It's just as easy as breathing or beating your heart. ....you do know how to beat your heart, right?
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# ¿ May 6, 2020 15:34 |
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I can't think of a better demonstration of a conspiracy theorist's need to assert control by having special knowledge about the world. "Literally anything is possible, as long as it's not the official story."
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 08:10 |
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there wolf posted:The US Consumer Product Safety Commission has a twitter and it sure is... something. It's very real and it's been operating that way for years. Can't find it right now but I remember an interview with the person who runs it; the thinking is basically "no one is going to read boring poo poo about smoke alarm expiration dates; we can't change the content but we can change the boring".
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 16:11 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's time for women who miscarried early to be taken down a peg. Hey, gently caress you.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 17:30 |
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I need a whole book of images like this, entitled Where's Gritty?
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 18:41 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:Tag yourself, I'm in line at the 'free weed' booth. The keg party is besieged by a torch-wielding mob. They're the lone heroes in this tableau. Note how they're all white guys plus one person with a darker skin tone to prove they're not racist. My personal favorite is the woman dropping a bottle into a recycling bin as if it's a crime against humanity, because it's reminiscent of the right-wing radio host in my hometown who preached that Green Nazi environmentalists were going to launch the Fourth Reich starting with blue bins in schools.
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 19:09 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Since when was he against white nationalism? That's like, his thing. Yeah but you can't just come out and say it like that. You need to get elected president first.
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 15:05 |
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Data Graham posted:"Explain Gamergate in as few words as possible" Gamers.
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 00:24 |
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This is why you always have a Session Zero.
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# ¿ May 14, 2020 05:34 |
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https://twitter.com/sonnylami/status/1261385723116007427
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 19:36 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:The person sharing this is a sweet and intelligent person, I have no idea why they're amplifying some loony in their building. For context you can now make some hideous bitmoji-like "avatar" on Facebook. This person is wild but I have zero confidence that Facebook isn't using those avatars to harvest race and other demographic data that people might not self-identify on their profiles.
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 16:45 |
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They're posing like they just raided the Sons of the Confederacy compound and did a little seizure of contraband.
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# ¿ May 17, 2020 22:37 |
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Vib Rib posted:They're exploiting protections they don't even agree with. I guarantee these are the same people who would throw a fuss about disability exemptions in any other setting (one where they don't personally benefit), and think being able to keep the nature of your disability private is wrong. Can't count how many times I've seen fucks like this demand to know why someone driving with a disability placard "deserves it" when they "look fine to me". That's a feature, not a bug for them. Because in their minds the only way to argue against them is to tear down the useless laws that coddle all the snowflakes with so-called disabilities. CHECKMATE, LIBS!
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 15:35 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:This isn't exactly IoSM, but remember this guy? He prompted a piece in yet another loving self-important conservative journal and this popped out: Caring about the welfare and opinions of others is bad, actually. Now why won't anyone give me the time of day? I demand to be heard!
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 22:42 |
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goatsestretchgoals posted:I will die on this hill that is at least 15 but preferably 20 or more. 20% is just easier to tip. You move a decimal point to the left. You do it again. You smash those numbers together. You write it down. You put down the pen and hand over the receipt, sweaty and nervous, hoping you didn't take too long and that no one witnessed your public display of shameful mental math skills.
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 23:50 |
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Cleretic posted:Okay, I need to recommend that people click through on this one, because there's some gold below the fold here, and it isn't anything like what you expect. They'll get exposure to something, that's for sure.
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 18:26 |
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MageMage posted:Our next gamer candidate will win in a landslide. Once we finally elect an oppressed minority to office, the wounds can begin to heal.
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# ¿ May 23, 2020 18:53 |
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Brawnfire posted:I don't see how anyone could possibly think it's true, it's so opposite how people operate it's nuts. If it occurred to me that some type of relationship didn't exist, I'd just assume I hadn't met them or didn't notice them, not that they're the blind spot that proves trans nefariousness It’s pure invention and imagination in the same vein of “you ever notice how in lesbian/gay relationships, one person always acts like a woman and one acts like a man?” They have no experience so they make up something that sounds consistent with their existing bigotry.
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 15:05 |
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Fister Roboto posted:Why would you even need urinals? Literally everyone can pee sitting down. You can more efficiently pack people in if they're standing next to each other rather than sitting. And people are generally more okay lining up at a shared trough to pee than at adjacent, unseparated seats. The real question is why people bother standing up to pee at toilets designed for sitting.
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 18:32 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 14:46 |
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^^^ how about we just cut a big hole in the floor and everyone can choose how they want to engage with itBioEnchanted posted:There was actually a transman she was speaking to who passed so she thought he was cis. So she was completely floored when he was like "Actually I would find that to be quite useful for my periods, so yeah, that would be great!" It seemed he was intentionally waiting for the funniest time to clue her in too, he was having fun with her. And we only know about this because she released the footage, right? It’s not like there was a separate camera crew recording her getting completely dunked on. She opted to include that material in the final cut because she thought it made her look good.
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# ¿ May 26, 2020 18:51 |