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Feb 17, 2010

Wachter posted:

How common is the loss of taste in covid patients? My wife just said the spag bol tastes weird and it can't be possibly be because my cooking is crap

My wife hasn't been able to taste or smell anything since she came down with "flu-like" symptoms. She works in the NHS and guess what, no tests available unless she dies.

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Feb 17, 2010

Unkempt posted:

My body has decided that now would be the perfect time to try those 'haemmorhoids' we've all heard so much about. Perhaps those who enjoy the sensation of having large, jagged objects shoved up their arseholes would appreciate it but I've found it's not to my taste.

Top Tip, wash don't wipe, wiping just irritates them. Its a pain the arse annoying to have to keep hopping in the shower but it reduces the amount of irritation and blood. A bidet attachment (The Bum Gun) is better.

Collateral fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Apr 2, 2020

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Feb 17, 2010

Auntie posted:

India launches new Covid-19 blood liable tracking app.

Countdown to ethinic lynchings and pogroms.

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Feb 17, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Blood liable sounds like something a demonic lawyer would invent.

I stand by my poor spelling.

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Feb 17, 2010

Nick Triggle BBC Health Correspondent posted:

At this stage, when we are on an upwards trajectory, the fact there have not been significant increases in terms of cases and deaths can perhaps be interpreted as a good sign.

Weren't they crowing about this at the weekend? Was the increase from Sunday to Monday not significant enough for him.

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Feb 17, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

The standard HIV test works on antibodies, which is why it's only accurate after a number of weeks post exposure, so having antibodies for a virus doesn't mean that you're not contagious, only that a certain amount of time has passed from you getting it.

It's a good Jess tweet. This crisis is doing all sorts to people.

She is right enough to tell bigotted shitheals to go gently caress themselves, everybody has a religious duty to do so. Inshallah.

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Feb 17, 2010
God drat FB fascisti are getting on their soap boxes naming and shaming houses that didn't clap round my way.

gently caress them.

I want an a3 copy of this to put in my window tbh.

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Feb 17, 2010

peanut- posted:

Clearly this ridiculous bollocks is being deliberately spread to distract from the truth that Bill Gates created coronavirus as part of a human depopulation scheme.

I was looking forward to the remake of Utopia, I'm not so sure it will be released this year now.

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