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Has Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch felt any damage from COVID-19
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OwlFancier posted:I imagine it would be very difficult to pronounce with a sore throat as the ll sound requires fairly fine control. A Town, Lost to Coronavirus Join us on BBC's feature length documentary "Bollocks to the EUnion made virus i say, don't need no masks if we've dranken 120 proof innit
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Apr 1, 2020 00:55
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Tescos wouldn't let me browse the pants today. Yet I've seen elsewhere it said that if a store is allowed to open then it's allowed to sell whatever it normally stocks... Pants are non essential citizen, only trousers are allowed to be purchased.
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Apr 2, 2020 02:29
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OwlFancier posted:Oh my god why are they using half a dozen people to tip a wagon that's like a two person job... This is the military way in every side of the pond. Rampant stupidity conjived with the idea that enlisted men/women are infinite labor pools
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Apr 2, 2020 20:55
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Apr 3, 2020 00:42
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Can't believe the EU won't help the UK in it's time of need. If only they'd stop strangling our trade rights so we could buy masks from them! -brexit voter 2020
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Apr 3, 2020 06:06
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This is Great for Jeremy corbyn.
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Apr 5, 2020 21:35
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Nenonen posted:If Bojo becomes martyred then it will be the same way that Churchill would have been martyred if he had died during the Blitz because he went out to shake hands with a Fritz fire bomb. Hail Saint Boris, the patron saint of twits and tossers. I think it's a bit late to surrender to the germans
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Apr 6, 2020 04:31
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Chinese Gordon posted:I don't see why he couldn't get oxygen in place at no 10 Wait was he intubated or just given an oxygen nostril line
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Apr 6, 2020 07:44
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Boris is dead. Boggs hubby Marlow and Chuckles told me in a group text
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Apr 7, 2020 04:39
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mrpwase posted:Good morning, is he dead yet? Not anymore than a year ago.
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Apr 7, 2020 07:05
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Pistol_Pete posted:The people who get ventilated often seem to hang on for a couple of weeks before they finally die, so don't hold your breathjust yet.
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Apr 7, 2020 07:13
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Hopefully some nurses are telling Boris "I'm the daughter of an immigrant" while he's hyped up on painkillers and brainwashing him into the ideal centrist candidate
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Apr 7, 2020 19:17
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domhal posted:Boris is on the general ward. It's two rows of beds either side of a long room and it's nighttime. Boris sits up and listens to the moaning and pain of the other patients. He takes a sip of spirits and starts reciting The Road to Mandalay. For a while it's just him, doing the colonialism. A patient joins in. Then several more. Now it's a song somehow. Union Jacks unfurl above the beds. Nurses glide past on those IV carts that they have, removing oxygen masks as patients rise to join the singing. There's a climax and the curtains all fling open: dawn has broken. Outside is the sound of distant millions banging pots and pans. Everyone looks to Boris who says "Right then. Back to work everyone!" Britain is open for business. He's reading "Down with the NHS how we can get turmps healthcare in 1 year or less" - Nigel Farage next to patients dying in hallways from lack of funding
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Apr 10, 2020 08:15
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TACD posted:Boris is absolutely going to come out of hospital with lots of "first-hand experience" and ideas of how to cut spending even more. Anything he's seen that wasn't 100% utilised for round-the-clock life-saving care is expendable. I had 3 immigrants changing my bed pan. I only need 1 nurse to change my bed pan folks
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Apr 10, 2020 09:14
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Boris "well Medics saved my life. So we're going to cut funding because they almost did too good of a job"
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Apr 12, 2020 22:35
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Can we get Trident subs to do donuts in support of BoJo
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Apr 17, 2020 17:47
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Vitamin P posted:Question; why is the government announcing that it's another 3 weeks of lockdown while also announcing the furlough support will be going on for at least 3 months? Is there some public good to tricking some people into thinking 'it might only be another few weeks' while the Savvy Reader understands it'll be much longer? Its cushioning for those whose jobs aren't coming back. They know the global economy is going to loving go into depression.
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