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knox_harrington posted:I have a question for you Dan and other green fingered people: my house is new and there are no plants or trees in the small area around it. How easy is it to make tree seedlings from cuttings? Buying tree seedlings seems to be megabucks. It depends a lot on the tree, some are quite easy some are really hard- the way I was looking at you essentially clamp a plastic ball around a tree branch (with some bark peeled away) with some wet moss inside and it roots the sapling while still attached to the main tree. I was gonna try it this year, as well as cloning a bunch of currant and gooseberry but 'rona kind of changed priorities. Buying trees from most garden places is absolutely ludicrous money, this year I bought lots of bare root transplants from a firm (hedging.co.uk) and sorted them myself and it was a lot cheaper. It's right towards the end of buying season (twice a year) but you might find a few deals left and you still have a month or so of good planting time
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Morning thread I started getting discomfort in the chest and got worried I had the rona but turns out I just needed to let loose a big burp Back to just obsessively checking temperatures of the household thrice daily then
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So what's the easiest way of quitting the party? I mean I will wait till the result but I'm not paying even a pittance a month to be led by that sack of shite starmer
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Apr 2, 2020 19:30
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I'm disappointed but saw it coming several miles off when the rlb campaign came late and failed to do owt. Scant comfort, but I will take what I can get. The media/vested interests will see any leader of the labour party with even vaguely socialist goals castigated and smeared at any cost- either the policies will go so lukewarm and limp so as to be useless/not horrify the billionaires and/or starmer will face whatever dirt the tabloids have on him/wish to manufacture at will.            You know what doesn't disappoint? Things that are alive and aren't human. Top stuff, every time, even when it's trying to murder you.
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I have taken some time this morning to mediate over the philosophical and moral ramifications of taking delight in the- oh gently caress this loving shake hands with danger you poo poo-mellified wastrel, you can get banged right on your eton loving mess of a chin and if I ever get the chance I shall piss on thy grave, bastard
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Kassad posted:Just remember to remain 2 meters away from anyone else attempting to pee on the grave. nice orderly queue, distance markers on the ground
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Apr 6, 2020 07:29
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Deptfordx posted:I'd be worried about being stopped by police while riding my bike if I ever saw a Police officer about the place. They're like hens teeth around here. The traffic near me has been lighter the last two times I was out, but I also saw cops in unmarked cars pulling people to presumably question why they are out or why they were flooring it quite so much             oh hey have a farm image dump I suppose, stay safe and stay away from humans
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Add me onto the "I just quit labour take me off the clp list" list please oooh a snipe, gently caress kier starmer x67 DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Apr 6, 2020 |
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Apr 6, 2020 16:51
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Apr 6, 2020 20:34
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*Draws dotted line on wrist* I mean it's a shame *Picks up hacksaw* But we can't have any accidents now can we
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Azza Bamboo posted:if Boris dies on Good Friday we might get our own second coming cult. I might be getting on in years but I can manage more than twice for an occasion like that DesperateDan fucked around with this message at 08:41 on Apr 8, 2020 |
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Apr 8, 2020 07:36
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Apr 8, 2020 08:42
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sebzilla posted:a new laptop maxxing out the ram, installing an ssd and doing a clean install can give laptops a whole new life if you haven't already done that
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Jippa posted:I know I have already asked this but has anyone bought clippers for shaving their head? Any recommendations? Can you get away with spending £20-30? I have a phillips headgroom one with a twisty head and it cost me about that and it's really good at cutting and easy to use It doesn't do beards too well tho
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communism bitch posted:So here's a question: how much more "improving" can Boris' health do before he's a paragon of the human form? He was admitted a few days ago for routine tests, but with only mild symptoms. Immediately goes into ICU, and has been "improving" ever since. Obviously at some point they've been bullshitting everybody about his condition, but I wonder which bit in particular they were lying about. stop praying for bojo, he's becoming too powerful and is making toy bendy buses out of ventilators and PPE supplies and the police and fire brigade can't stop him
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I heard someone giving nurse the clap Told em to get the gently caress out of my alleyway before I set the hose on em
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Now we can await the uptick in a+e admissions for "wasn't trained beyond 'go pick berries and don't fall over' went to pick berries, fell over, snapped their ankle". I mean labour issues in agriculture was going to be a serious issue this year even without 'rona, but it's going to be on overdrive now. But fear not, kier has a plan in association with the daily mirror to give everyone involved a commemorative plate where the ghost of diana is looking kindly down from heaven on an nhs worker and a waste operative
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              Oh and have some pictures from the farm I suppose Also if you are of a praying sort then ask for some rain because otherwise I'm going to have to drag water out there because there's been gently caress all decent rainfall in weeks
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Pistol_Pete posted:This social distancing thing has really highlighted to me the people in supermarkets who stop, block the aisle and just stare at a random selection of goods for an extraordinary length of time. What are they thinking about? It is a mystery. It's a trap, they are waiting for you to say excuse me so they can exchange a small social pleasantry and possibly try and engage you in conversation Some folk see supermarkets as social events even now That or they are just really high and zoned out looking at the stuffed olives, I mean mea culpa on that one
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OwlFancier posted:The savoury foodstuff or the things to put on your nipples? Of all the reasons I have been banned from a greggs, this was definitely top ten material
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Well, lots of poo poo the plp were rumoured to have been complicit in is now confirmed and other poo poo has been exploding in chain as people read through it and put stuff together and more traitorous wretches start deleting everything and protecting accounts. It was already bad enough to make me quit but just seeing the relish those fuckers put into killing the chances of electoral success in 2017 was physically sickening, as is thinking about how things would have been better over the last three years for my family, and then the country as a whole. All that effort so many people put into the effort, all that time spent away from their families and friends, so they could be backstabbed. Corbyn couldn't purge because it wasn't in him, and even if he was capable it would have been a challenge even with heavy membership support. Now? countdown till starmer does a call for unity and asks folk to put this all behind them at this difficult time and nothing of note is done to sort poo poo out and even more members haemorrhage away and some centrist courtier will bang out a few thousand words for the graun on how these painful times will be a new rebirth for the labour party or some other trite bollocks, while the next set of knives are sharpened within the party apparatus a pox on the rotten plp
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Apr 12, 2020 21:44
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Niric posted:Yeah, the Guardian's coverage is pathetic and completely ignores the worst behaviour. From their article you'd think it was just people saying a couple of mean things and it's easily dismissed as another story about splits in labour, because it doesn't make any attempt to show just how terrible the behaviour of senior people was tbf it's probably hard to write decent copy while simultaneously frantically searching a thousand page pdf to see if you got rumbled by name or just by nature
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Apr 13, 2020 08:33
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Toecaps/sole protection plates are loving awesome and both have saved me multiple times and will feature on every set of boots I ever buy again Have something infinitely more cheerful than starmer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui2jT8s6ZkQ          
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bornbytheriver posted:I love it. The little fella in a yellow cardigan at 17:15 has baby hairs on his tummy, so cute! Thanks  I try to get a new one up every monday- and the latest ones seem to have a lot less road noise for some reason somehow kecske posted:imo he doesnt give a hot gay gently caress about what it reveals, only that it was made public at all. I remember folk getting suspended from the party for the crime of liking a post by the green party. That even a single working day went past with not even a hint of any action against the traitors, instead bleating about going after the leaker is more indication he wanted it good and buried and is fine with having traitors on the team I'm sure that won't come back to bite him
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twitter seems to reckon starmer had a full copy of the document at least a week before the leak, which my my vague reckoning (didn't even count on my fingers) means before shad cab jobs were announced? If so he knowingly put people who had benefited or their spouses into position
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Holy gently caress I almost want to rejoin so I can quit harder the second time round
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Apr 14, 2020 20:33
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Barry- Outdoor work like that should be paid appropriately and the workers need to be looked after carefully. If you are working for someone who is paying you the bare minimum then demanding room and board, they are stealing from you in ways many employers can only dream of. They are stealing from the eastern european workers who suffer the same miserable time you would too, but they tend to care less as a few months poo poo wage and conditions here can still let them live well back in eastern europe for the rest of the year. I'm guessing that isn't what you will be doing, and so in exchange for your quite literal blood, sweat and tears you will get a poverty wage while a shareholder in an agricultural firm spends most of the profit from the sweat of your brow on whatever the latest bourgeois nonsense is or perhaps just lets it join much other stolen labour in offshore accounts somewhere sunny and despotic. There's plenty you can get done outdoors, both volunteer and paid that will treat you far better than intensive fruit picking- that kind of work won't "toughen you up", it will do it's best to physically and mentally destroy you. I have been progressively doing more farm work for the last few years- even when I'm well it still can wipe me out for days at a time and I still don't work on my busiest days half as long or even one quarter as hard as a picker has to in order to make quotas.
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Ms Adequate posted:Yeah, it's been salutary seeing just how many governments get abundant forewarning of a direct and certain threat and just go "lol idc". https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1251680053827563521?s=19 When the idc stops working you can also just blame china in an increasingly hosed up and paranoid way
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Prince John posted:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/19/labour-party-financial-peril-keir-starmer-members-leaked-report If they cannot/will not be punished, they will be rewarded, lest starmer look weak to the rest of those machiavellian fucks
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I hated garlic presses till I got an ikea one that a: actually works nicely and b: is easy to declog and clean at the end The real pro move for garlic lovers is live in a northerly climate and grow your own at about 4x the strength of shop bought Also gently caress that shady scam with fake strawman nurses, but also gently caress any real hope of 'owt being done             Have something more cheerful than the obliteration of reality through propaganda
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I have enough flour for a dozen good loaves but only about 3 packs of easy yeast left, haven't seen any in months and I'm not about to go pissing about with making raisin yeast juice yet Oh it looks like someone got stabbed or assaulted up the road at last night's totally socially distant house/street/alley party. If/When the bored detective turns up later I wonder if they will have any ppe?
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Was out doing the necessary things and on my drive home got caught in traffic headed to the seafront complete with inflatables that were for whatever reason inflated while in the vehicle but I suppose when you have a landbarge why the gently caress not Many others just out for a walk along the front and then failing at socially distant passing because the pavement is barely wide enough for two to walk abreast anyway. Go past the b&q and it's open for foot traffic again and the car park is loving full Get good at surfing cause we gonna have so many waves we won't know what to do with them
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OwlFancier posted:Yeah honestly that's probably a pretty low risk shop cos the space inside is massive and it's specifically for poo poo that keeps you at home. I hope so, I certainly pity the staff who have to try and stop folk from using it for the main before plaguetimes use of any DIY store- as a social hotspot and daycare centre for people who needed a break from leaving their chelsea tractors double parked somewhere awkward Ratjaculation posted:That's a dark-edged bee-fly, very under recorded so if you have time you should add it to iRecord or Naturewatch I have had a few different ID's but yours seems most accurate- I should probably report a bunch of stuff I have down there             https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdWhWkRshvQ Stay safe goons
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