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What should we do with the remaining Bowsette Buddies?
This poll is closed.
Join them 80 33.61%
Humour them 6 2.52%
Mock them, more 19 7.98%
Convince them to move on, to Melinda Megamelons 57 23.95%
Ignore them 6 2.52%
Ban them 28 11.76%
XCOM 3 ft Cindy Cybermelons 22 9.24%
i'm happy. hope you're happy too - oddium, 2020 8 3.36%
I cannot stop collecting pogs, my slammer collection is opulent - Video 'Videogames' Games 10 4.20%
Look, we have discussed the pog situation many times. Could you please not bring it up 2 0.84%
Total: 238 votes
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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I wish we got Lulu instead of Payne (Paine?)

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Lulu is extremely pregnant, just ignore the fact that we didn't want to make a new model.

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'

you can lock yourself out of getting 100% completion if you skip a certain thing in the first controllable area but yeah 100% ending doesn't matter. that 0.1% you miss at the start especially doesn't matter considering about 10% of the completion percentage comes from a very repetitive (and totally optional) thing later on that you can very easily miss events for if you're not being obsessive!

just play x-2 whatever way you want & have fun, though I will say that you shouldn't visit all the hotspots right away in each chapter and instead just be a tourist for a fuller experience. it's a good game

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
paine owns and i lost a lot of respect for lulu after she decided to marry wakka

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Yeah have Paine marry Wakka the Racist Jock instead so we can have fun girl squad adventures with Lulu, thank you

Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002




idgi

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

sorry, kizuna ai is cancelled now

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

I think it's a vtuber

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Ooh finally a companion for my Markiplier funkopop

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Katty! posted:

you can lock yourself out of getting 100% completion if you skip a certain thing in the first controllable area but yeah 100% ending doesn't matter. that 0.1% you miss at the start especially doesn't matter considering about 10% of the completion percentage comes from a very repetitive (and totally optional) thing later on that you can very easily miss events for if you're not being obsessive!

just play x-2 whatever way you want & have fun, though I will say that you shouldn't visit all the hotspots right away in each chapter and instead just be a tourist for a fuller experience. it's a good game

Yeah, if you really want 100% just do NG+ and choose the other faction when the time comes because that gives you enough percentage to not worry about the 0.1% you missed because you entered this area from the wrong entrance.

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Infinitum posted:

This is the best Telltale game.

Play this one. It's amazing.
If you like Borderlands you'll love it.

I don't even like borderlands and it was pretty good, though I got it for free on psn.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Not making the transition to ResetEra when the GAF exile happened was one of my better life choices.

What';s wrong with RE? Never been to it.

I've heard GAF is now super far right or something, lol

Cuntellectual fucked around with this message at 02:38 on May 1, 2020

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Been doing some research into Melinda Megamelons, for May

quote:

How To Have Sex In Way of the Samurai 4


FLIRTING

- To initiate an encounter in the dialog options, you need to pick: "I think I'm in love."

- This will prompt the flirting mini-game. Dialog options are the same for every girl and are broken down in 4 categories.

Step 1: Weather - Way of the Samurai 4 has three day settings (morning, evening, night). Pick the dialog option that corresponds to the time of day > nice weather (morning), setting sun (evening), moon (night).

Step 2: Profession - Depending on who you stop in the game, they like being commented on what they do. So, nurses have the "cure my ills" option, higher/general occupations have the clothes option and harlots/geisha/etc actually prefer "nice ***."

Step 3: Style - Again, it's important to know who you're talking to. Maids and such prefer being called "reliable", I find regular and older girls prefer "gentle" and harlots accept "elegant."

Step 4: Lock it down - This option is always hit and miss, as there seems to be no rhythm to the madness, but harlots often accept "open your borders", nurses respond to "cut my belly", regular girls like "my ship docks."

This last step can still lead to failure, even if you pick something that worked before. In general, you want to hear the girl you're approaching react to your dialog options with a sound of interest, not anger or disgust.

- If successful, the girl will hesitate and it will trigger a lovely cutscene. The girl then makes plans with you to see you that day's nighttime.

- You cannot make plans with more than one girl per night!!!





Too horny for 2020?

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

That moogle suit person in the first area in FFX-2 is doing you a favor because the 100% ending is dumb and players missing it by 0.1% is what that ending deserves

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



1. lol the remake not only gives you turbo mode but push button access to "Get 99 of all items"
2. FF7R didn't break me of my hoarding instincts, why should I spend limited resources when I can just spam auto attack through all these random battles
3. uh is this creature trapping stuff new, I don't remember this from when I tried this a long time ago?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


https://twitter.com/luulubuu/status/941972237804064768

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

1. lol the remake not only gives you turbo mode but push button access to "Get 99 of all items"
2. FF7R didn't break me of my hoarding instincts, why should I spend limited resources when I can just spam auto attack through all these random battles
3. uh is this creature trapping stuff new, I don't remember this from when I tried this a long time ago?

FFX-2? Yeah, the creature capturing stuff is from the International/Last Mission release of the game. Didn't come to the US until the HD remaster.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Isn't one of the dresspheres locked to completion percent too? I thought the mascot costume needed high completion percent.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



https://twitter.com/officialDannyT/status/1255586768327344128

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Stux posted:

ironically they were right

So I've heard, but saying "well actually you can tell this game is going to be good because these anime people look like the ones you'd see wielding swords but now they have guns and it shows the true depth and originality that went into the game" is pretty silly.

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

hm... agree to disagree

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
every jrpg should have a gun that you can use once to kill a boss with one shot and you get a special 'you shot me' cutscene for that boss after

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

another argument that gunblades could have prevented

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Gonna guess off the top of my head there are more JRPGs with gun users than there are WRPGs, another sign of the benighted, intellectually backward occident

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Resonance of Fate shows its entire hand in about the first hour and if you arent onboard for doing that with basically no variation for 20 more hours you are in for a rough time. The over arching story also doesnt really exist until the like last 10% of the game so again, if the combat and dressup doesnt wow you theres not much else to hang on to.

It also features an escort quest in an RPG and one of the absolute worst escort quests of all time. In the only other game the RoF characters appear in, a goofy crossover thing, their stage is this escort mission and the joke is that its now overtuned in the players favor as an apology.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

the three tri-ace games i've actually beaten

radiata stories, lightning returns, infinite undiscovery

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Oh hey they did Valkyrie Profile, that was a neat game (never beat it ofc)

CubeTheory
Mar 26, 2010

Cube Reversal
I got some Steam fun money for my birthday today and decided I wanted to give modded Skyrim a shot and the special edition is still forty dollars holy moly. never mind I guess.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Barudak posted:

It also features an escort quest in an RPG and one of the absolute worst escort quests of all time. In the only other game the RoF characters appear in, a goofy crossover thing, their stage is this escort mission and the joke is that its now overtuned in the players favor as an apology.

Is that that weird tactics game that also has Frank West in it and its sequel? Capcom gets a lot of mileage out of Frank

Rip Nathan "RAD" Spencer, got too grungy and died

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
instead of skyrim you can play dragon's dogma, a fantasy adventure through a kingdom of magic, monsters, and jank

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Relax Or DIE posted:

every jrpg should have a gun that you can use once to kill a boss with one shot and you get a special 'you shot me' cutscene for that boss after

Barkley's golden potato was ahead of it's time.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Relax Or DIE posted:

instead of skyrim you can play dragon's dogma, a fantasy adventure through a kingdom of magic, monsters, and jank

:hmmyes:

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

RBA Starblade posted:

Is that that weird tactics game that also has Frank West in it and its sequel? Capcom gets a lot of mileage out of Frank

Rip Nathan "RAD" Spencer, got too grungy and died

You're probably thinking of Project Cross X Zone, no idea if that had that though.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Skyrim has jank

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Relax Or DIE posted:

every jrpg should have a gun that you can use once to kill a boss with one shot and you get a special 'you shot me' cutscene for that boss after

Lenna's inception has this it owns

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Relax Or DIE posted:

instead of skyrim you can play dragon's dogma, a fantasy adventure through a kingdom of magic, monsters, and masterworks

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Relax Or DIE posted:

every jrpg should have a gun that you can use once to kill a boss with one shot and you get a special 'you shot me' cutscene for that boss after

Every jrpg should let you kill the final boss in 1 hit by using a chainsaw.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Hell, any boss.


Thanks SaGa 1

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

FirstAidKite posted:

Every jrpg should let you kill the final boss in 1 hit by using a chainsaw.

If you somehow go the entire game without using the chainsaw to resupply you should be able to instantly kill the Icon of Sin with it

CubeTheory
Mar 26, 2010

Cube Reversal
Everyone telling me to play Dragon's Dogma:

I did. A lot. It's great.

but I want a game I can add my friends Donatello, Sonic, and Master Chief into

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
In fact every game should have a chainsaw

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