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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

M_Gargantua posted:

https://aatishb.com/covidtrends/

Look at that 'Merica

make-a-wish upon that Shooting star of exponential growth

That y axis makes it look more tame than it actually is

E:
https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1245398342550650881?s=21

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1245400642467713029?s=19

The loving idiot got a lot of people killed, he just doesn't know it yet.

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/1245405595102072833?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 1, 2020

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I have a feeling this news station is full of poo poo, because they're based out of Memphis and every other news site is still saying three weeks, but:

https://wreg.com/news/stimulus-relief-to-be-deposited-to-many-americans-this-week/

quote:

"It’s my understanding those checks of $1,200 per person for people with incomes under $75,000 a year, $2,400 for a couple and an additional $500 per child will start being direct deposited this week," Rep. Cohen said.

So maybe trumpbux sooner or maybe not.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Woofer posted:

That y axis makes it look more tame than it actually is

E:
https://twitter.com/jakesherman/status/1245398342550650881?s=21

logarithmic y axis makes it the most horrifying

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
but linear y axis shows USA number one by a mile!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

So I heard there are no mods anymore or something, everyone post about bitcoin

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

sharknado slashfic posted:

So I heard there are no mods anymore or something, everyone post about bitcoin

Buy Bitcoin

Sell Bitcoin for guns

Sell guns to cops

Cops die of coronavirus

Profits lead to full gay space communism for all

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Buy forsythia with bitcoin

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
US Coast Guard is telling Cruise Ships seeking help at US ports to gently caress off back to their port of registration.

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...y-from-u-s-port

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ part of me wants to say "good, gently caress them" but another part says just let them off their drat boats and stuff them into warehouses for a few weeks for quarantine. Make sure it's an uncomfortable warehouse too, wouldn't want to encourage them to take another cruise when they get two weeks in a cushy hotel room after.

sharknado slashfic posted:

So I heard there are no mods anymore or something, everyone post about bitcoin

Fairly sure McNally can still use mod tools with the probation on him. Not entirely sure though.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

CommieGIR posted:

US Coast Guard is telling Cruise Ships seeking help at US ports to gently caress off back to their port of registration.

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...y-from-u-s-port

Ahahahahah that's hilarious. Port of registration.

Chart me a course to La Paz.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Hexyflexy posted:

It is here https://www.slideshare.net/LivermoreLab/yeaw-llnl-multi-domain-deterrence-yeaw I now understand war. All war. At all spacetime coordinates.

I am a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous Cross-Domain Escalation that occur within a single 21st Century Air Force Nuclear Deterrence and Escalation.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CommieGIR posted:

US Coast Guard is telling Cruise Ships seeking help at US ports to gently caress off back to their port of registration.

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...y-from-u-s-port
My Mongolian flagged ship is suddenly not looking so great.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

M_Gargantua posted:

https://aatishb.com/covidtrends/

Look at that 'Merica

make-a-wish upon that Shooting star of exponential growth


Imagine the horrors we could unleash with that many lives on the line. It's almost two orders of magnitude more deaths than we used to justify 20 years of war in the middle east!

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Casimir Radon posted:

My Mongolian flagged ship is suddenly not looking so great.


"What do you mean we're going to Archangelsk?"

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

CommieGIR posted:

US Coast Guard is telling Cruise Ships seeking help at US ports to gently caress off back to their port of registration.

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...y-from-u-s-port

Sail to sunny Uzbekistan!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

They should’ve passed a multibillion dollar cruise ship bailout to be divided between all US flagged ships.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He'll be reelected in a landslide

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Seriously what the gently caress does "Upon information and belief" mean, jesus christ.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


sharknado slashfic posted:

"What do you mean we're going to Archangelsk?"
Heh

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Seriously what the gently caress does "Upon information and belief" mean, jesus christ.

It's a term of art mostly used in legal writing to describe why someone believes an alleged fact. Ex. Based upon information and belief on or about November 09 2013 Donald J. Trump paid two prostitutes to urinate upon his hotel room bed.

Makes me think a staffer wrote it.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

hobbesmaster posted:

They should’ve passed a multibillion dollar cruise ship bailout to be divided between all US flagged ships.

They do this with MSP money to account for the increased cost of US mariners. Trying to get any increases passed on at contract time is impossible, companies insist it's their money. What I'm saying is NCL doesnt need that much money.

Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"

looked up the ship in that clip and hey,

https://www.npr.org/2020/02/09/803812433/wrecks-identification-95-years-after-ship-s-disappearance-puts-theories-to-rest
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/lost-ship-rediscovered-after-disappearing-near-bermuda-triangle-95-years-ago-180974109/

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Milo and POTUS posted:

He'll be reelected in a landslide

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1245424768976896000?s=19

Branch Covidians.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Apr 1, 2020

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
in news to absolutely no one, it's now theorized that people with covid and no symptoms are infecting others.

i am shocked at this turn of events

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

facialimpediment posted:

Branch Covidians.

Lol

brains
May 12, 2004

Loden Taylor posted:

I am a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous Cross-Domain Escalation that occur within a single 21st Century Air Force Nuclear Deterrence and Escalation.



circling the drain, but as a National Defense Strategy

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Y'know, the Skipper on the Bang Boat better be careful, he's in the prime danger zone for Covid-19.

(He's probably dead or in prison I suppose)

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

facialimpediment posted:

Branch Covidians.

:lol:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

brains posted:



circling the drain, but as a National Defense Strategy

What does this mean, and how many grams of blow do I have to snort before it makes sense?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Soylent Pudding posted:

It's a term of art mostly used in legal writing to describe why someone believes an alleged fact. Ex. Based upon information and belief on or about November 09 2013 Donald J. Trump paid two prostitutes to urinate upon his hotel room bed.

Makes me think a staffer wrote it.

It's the "Since the dawn of time," of patrol cop incident reports

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

US Coast Guard is telling Cruise Ships seeking help at US ports to gently caress off back to their port of registration.

https://www.npr.org/sections/corona...y-from-u-s-port

this loving owns

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

lightpole posted:

They do this with MSP money to account for the increased cost of US mariners. Trying to get any increases passed on at contract time is impossible, companies insist it's their money. What I'm saying is NCL doesnt need that much money.

Sure but the joke is you can allocate infinity dollars for US flagged cruise ships because there aren’t any.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_of_America

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Doing the lords' work with that thread title changing, McNally. Lords' work.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Doing the lords' work with that thread title changing, McNally. Lords' work.

Thanks!

...

wait gently caress

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


McNally posted:

Thanks!

...

wait gently caress

The posts were coming from inside the forums

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

Thanks!

...

wait gently caress

Hey who let you out

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Hey who let you out

The revolution lives on

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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Can you not report people without plat? What kinda class warfare bullshit is this?

Someone report McNally for me. For us all.

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