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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245396884040097792?s=20

War's back on the menu boys! Can't let something like a pandemic stop it

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


McNally posted:

Thanks!

...

wait gently caress

The posts were coming from inside the forums

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


pantslesswithwolves posted:

So after months of hearing that masks were ineffective at preventing people from contracting COVID (but could help minimize the spread by containing droplets) now all of the talking heads are starting to say that we need to wear masks at all times. How is anyone supposed to interpret this as anything but desperation and grasping at straws at this point?

We've always been at war with Eastasia

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


pantslesswithwolves posted:

Anyone else get their Trumpbux yet?



Good price for 5 gallons of lube

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



That's really funny

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


shame on an IGA posted:

He gets to pronounce the big word and look smart, that's it, that's the whole story.

Meanwhile:

https://twitter.com/MarkLevineNYC/s...ingawful.com%2F

https://twitter.com/BEAT_TWITTAR/status/1247183450278375424?s=20

Nailed it

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Thoughts and prayers

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Whoever is running the Steak-umm's Twitter account is out there fighting the good fight on The Information Superhighway

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247343900475490304?s=20

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247345795575283712?s=20

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247348011388276739?s=20

https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1247350618425110540?s=20

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1247564949133672448?s=20

Fry "I'm shocked" meme

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1247900614668849152?s=20

DJT since deleted the tweet but this is even more unintelligible than normal

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


RIP Bernie (suspending campaign not dead)

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Old Boot posted:

I was under the impression it was gonna be Klobuchar, as a real kick in the throat.

Figured the stapler thrower or Whitmer to try and shore up Midwest support. It will likely be as impactful as Kaine was

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1248685520298917888?s=20

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

The rural areas think they're going to be fine to reopen, but it never occurs to them how we still don't have a loving clue where the virus is, who has had it already, and who can't get it. Not to mention the extreme lack of hospital capacity in those rural areas!

My parents, brother, and his family are still in rural MI and I am pleased that, although my brother thought it was "just the flu", they all seem to be stopped going anywhere besides home and their property

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


bloops posted:

I don’t understand how people are attributing “empty hospitals” as a sign COVID is not a threat versus seeing decreasing rates of infection/deaths as a sign that preventative measures are working. Baffling.

Listen here jack, real Americans wanna go to the Applebees and not listen to some egghead tell them everything is canceled.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/MariannaNBCNews/status/1249762018976038915?s=20

Bernie endorses Biden

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250075668282576898?s=20

v cool, v normal

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

There is no way in hell this dumb motherfucker actually sat through Mutiny on the Bounty.

Oh 100% of course he has not watched it. Just remember his favorite movie is Bloodsport and only the action parts

https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/an-oral-history-of-trumps-love-of-van-dammes-bloodsport

quote:

“We hadn’t been airborne long when Trump decided to watch a movie. He’d brought along Michael, a recent release, but 20 minutes after popping it into the VCR he got bored and switched to an old favorite, a Jean-Claude Van Damme slugfest called Bloodsport, which he pronounced ‘an incredible, fantastic movie.’ By assigning to his son [Eric] the task of fast-forwarding through all the plot exposition — Trump’s goal being ‘to get this two-hour movie down to 45 minutes’ — he eliminated any lulls between the nose hammering, kidney tenderizing and shin whacking. When a beefy bad guy who was about to squish a normal-sized good guy received a crippling blow to the scrotum, I laughed. ‘Admit it, you’re laughing!’ Trump shouted. ‘You want to write that Donald Trump was loving this ridiculous Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, but are you willing to put in there that you were loving it, too?’”

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Our leaders are going to get service members killed for the dumbest reason. "I'm sorry Mrs. Dead Son's Mother but your son bravely fought the Invisible Enemy and died valiantly on the MCX deck. On behalf of a grateful nation, our condolences."

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1250225462888017920

It is great that come the 2024 elections that RWM and Rs are going to black hole W and DJT and that everything bad from 2000-2024 was the black guy's fault

Edit: https://twitter.com/MikeMadden/status/1250225340875771906

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Apr 15, 2020

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1250813641336782852?s=20

The Noticer-in-Chief has logged on

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Jarmak posted:

Yeah BoA is what got me started paying for literally everything on my credit card and then paying that off at the end of the month.

I tell any person who will listen to do this and just use your debit card as an ATM card. A compromised credit card is 1000% easier to deal with than a compromised debit card.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Fallom posted:

Still thinking about doing it

Speaking of USAA, I have my Roth with them and they are selling that portion of their business to Charles Schwab. Not sure if I should stick with that since I only used USAA financial since I had insurance with them since 2006.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/ArmyStrang/status/1250892279612608513?s=20

No one wants Missouri in the Great Lakes Consortium

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Flikken posted:

Just call it what it was already, The Northwest territory.

Yeah, that's the good stuff

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


US Berder Patrol posted:

COD, coronavirus onboard delivery

:perfect:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


hobbesmaster posted:

This thinking results in Pete Buttgieg direct comissioning as an O-3 based on an MBA

That's not how Navy direct appointments work for intel; he started as an Ensign. You only come in at higher O pay ranks if you're in medical or JAG

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1251587885322690560?s=20

I hate all of these loving people so very much

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/adamwren/status/1251650842765246467?s=19

Local guy here is really great

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Con: this will likely stunt the development of renewable/clean energy technologies for the near/medium term

Pro: lol

https://twitter.com/business/status/1252282516154744834?s=19

Edit: it just hit $4 and apparently China is reporting $3/barrel. I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SELL THIS BARREL OF CRUDE

https://twitter.com/CAKaustav/status/1252288491041374214?s=20

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1252695045859311617?s=20

Good gently caress the NRA

From a much better organization, SRA working on mutual aid

https://twitter.com/SocialistRA/status/1252659635619799040

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1253069021924265984?s=19

Great loving use of time and money

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


I AM A FREE KAREN ON THE LAND, AM I BEING DETAINED OR ARRESTED??? WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER???

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Japanese-American internment camps. The Trail of Tears. Etc, etc.

You must be mistaken, my friend. The US has never done anything wrong since our God-King Founding Fathers founded the nation

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1253478374695006209?s=20

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

The general gist is that West Point had no idea that they'd have to make the 1,000 cadets travel from wherever they are now back to West Point, but also lol gently caress the cadets.

Can't imagine being the DTS person for a service academy

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/MikenzieFrost/status/1254425627467415552?s=20

Bell's Two Hearted is a great go-to anytime it is available

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Eason the Fifth posted:

I don't know if some doggone moto scribe is keeping an archive of the more memorable Current Events threads, but April 2020 is one for the books

Just wait until Meltdown May

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

Since we're all basically talking about nobles today, the president has joined in

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1254480130715549696?s=19

the tweet will not be long for this earth, so I have to make a permalink to our big, wet president's take on our cherished nobles. Edit: OH MY GOD HE GOT IT WRONG IN THREE STRAIGHT TWEETS

Edit2: OH MY GOD HE STILL CAN'T SPELL HAMBURGER

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/1254474995603996673?s=19

Working hard, thanks! DJT having to shitpost since he can't go play golf on Sunday certainly is something

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Eason the Fifth posted:

Just hasn't been a great millennium so far fellas

Y2K actually killed humanity and we're now in a simulation

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1255181355798978566

Our big wet Prez isn't going to miss any of his McDonald's meals

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