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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Joe Exotic is in isolation with coronavirus

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Google says yes

google translate posted:

The military is the new "operational president" of Brazil. Jair Bolsonaro will continue in his position, although Horacio Verbitsky revealed on El Destape Radio that he will now do so "without effective power."

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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That Works posted:

This is an important thread and cites all of the claims it makes at the end. Good for a reference if nothing else.

https://twitter.com/RomancingNope/status/1246234872663945217

Okay so let me see if I'm following this

Mass ordered a shipment of PPE, which was then confiscated by an undisclosed federal agency when it reached customs

So then they hatched a deal with Robert Kraft to use a Patriots plane to fly to China and pick up another shipment of PPE and bring it directly back without customs getting their hands on this one, effectively smuggling it into the country

Meanwhile the Trumps are saying "no it's OURS, NO SHARING"

Except they're letting companies sell PPE from the federal stockpile direct to hospitals, etc

And they're being allowed to use FEMA assets to do the logistics work for free

Did I miss a step

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Harry Potter on Ice posted:

He didn't care about the wilderness he just wanted places to shoot animals. Hes basically jr. in regards to caring about the wilderness

And so he created the national park system which bans hunting in most parks?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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SecNAV didn't say Captain Crozier is stupid, he said he was possibly too stupid to command a ship

You see that's much better

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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How much responsibility does the DNC have in this primary debacle? Aren't they the ones that set the date of their primaries? Or is it state mandated?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Do you think Biden'll announce Kamala as his VP now or do we have to wait until the convention for that

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I'd also accept AOC

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Stultus Maximus posted:

Who is also not Constitutionally eligible to be President.

According to most of our executive branch neither was Obama

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Is it just me or Invisible Enemy a uniquely terrifying phrase for a president to use

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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West Virginia made one good decision and hasn't made any since

At least they gave us the McElroys

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Mine's shut down for anything non-essential for the foreseeable future, but if anybody has access to a decent makerspace they might have an embroidering machine that can make patches with a little effort

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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PookBear posted:

what if I just quote fascist posts from tfr calling for protesters to be run over but with a slight edit

You should report them because Cyrano finally started to squash that this year

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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MA-Horus posted:

nah

you guys know anyone with a fetish, like a real, no poo poo, all-consuming fetish? And how EVERYTHING becomes related to that fetish?

That's guns to these people.

They're as bad as the really militant anti-gun people with the fetishization, they just don't want to admit they have that in common. They all crave the power of the gun and fear that power used against them. They even have the common belief that there are some people who should hold that power while most people should not. The only difference between these tactical larp enthusiasts and the gun banners is who the privileged group should be.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Flatbreads are usually still leavened with something, otherwise they come out more like a cracker or tortilla than a pita/naan

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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The Great Lakes Alliance

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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maffew buildings posted:

Chud Bigly and the rest of the Racist Brigade can poo poo talk California all they want but if this breaks poorly, well, good luck without us propping up the economy.

Hating California and the people constantly moving to other states and bringing their bad policies and inflated property values with them is a bipartisan issue

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Handsome Ralph posted:

Doesn't count, it was in Canada! No it absolutely counts


My wife upon seeing it

"Isn't that where you want us to move to eventually?"
"Yeah..."
"So it happens there too then?"
"Not as much as it does here :smith: "

Anywhere with mediocre white men is going to be subject to mass shooting terror attacks. It's their favorite kind of terror attack.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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I'm SHOCKED a white man with a passion for policing killed people

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Cuck Schumer wheeling and dealing

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Can I go "Uuuugh, loving white people"?


As a non-American, unwashed socialist European Deutschbag, I just want to be sure.

Your people are responsible for America's white people infestation so go ahead I guess

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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SOME experts might disagree? So they’re also legitimizing the idiots who advocate giving your autistic children bleach as just experts with different opinions and not dangerous quacks

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Guys don't be mean to Nancy or we'll get the centrist brigade to come back and start talking about how amazing she is and nobody else would be a better option for Speaker like last time

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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JK Nancy and Feinstein and all of those centrist dem ghouls are collaborators

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Handsome Ralph posted:

It's not actually, because I think you are confused and thinking he's referring to Paul Ryan. He's talking about Tim Ryan, a much more centrist conservative Democrat who challenged Pelosi for the speaker's gavel and lost.

Turns out there’s actually more options in this world other than “let Dems be bad” and “let other people be worse”

It’s easier to just shrug and go “better things aren’t possible” though

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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bird food bathtub posted:

Total rear end-pulling, but; I figure someone like that might be nominated the public face, the generals take control and are "aided" by China with some very specific demands about clamping down and preventing the shitshow from leaking anywhere else.

This was the kind of speculation people made about Un when he took over but instead he killed off a bunch of the generals in flashy executions to cement his position

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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It would always be fair to say our readiness is degraded by a Trump order

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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The $2k/month until the economy gets spinning again bill is still alive but pretty stalled out as far as I can tell

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Has Nancy stopped doing her home-made MTV Cribs livestreams and gotten back to the Capitol yet?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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It's "eye opening" that a lot of people don't have the space for a home gym?

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Stravag posted:

Same and my complex still hasn't breathed a word about discounts for all the closed public areas even tho dozens have asked them for it. It's amazing. Maintenence staff still working without masks or anything too

Oh are you my neighbor

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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There've been egg shortages in my area off and on this whole time, shutting down supply would be a real hardship for families around here

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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How many thousands does this one cost


https://twitter.com/hillaryclinton/status/1255180025843892227?s=21

Internet Wizard fucked around with this message at 21:58 on Apr 29, 2020

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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They learned the wrong lesson from the nation's response to a charismatic man as the first black president so they're going to try to go the other way with the first woman president

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Cugel the Clever posted:

While I don't think it's unlikely that Klobuchar might be the pick, I think folks are way too certain based only off Twitter rumors and people misspeaking.

Edit: JFC, I've been leaning toward a reluctant vote for Biden, but the campaign has been actively giving me the finger in the last month:

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1255615811621924870

Aaaand I’m out. Downballot votes only from me. That’s the last straw in the shape of a middle finger

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The other reading is that if Biden does announce he's moving the embassy out of Jerusalem it would set off a force 12 thermonuclear hellstorm of bullshit from the most deranged parts of the Likud-worshipping lobby when the best thing for the campaign is to make as little noise as possible while Trump continues to destroy himself every day on national television. There's excellent election-related reasons to claim he'll maintain the status quo.

I mean the smartest thing would have been to say nothing about the issue at all until pressed on it, but...

Of course, the smart move would have been for him to remain silent on whether or not he supports illegal occupations and stealing a homeland from a besieged people, but Biden didn’t even have that level of respect for the humanity of the Palestinians.

He spoke out in support of an illegitimate apartheid state bent on disinheriting and exterminating an entire nation.

There’s no defense for that, especially when piled on top of his obvious mental decay, history of sexual misconduct, his policies that destroyed a generation of African American lives, etc etc

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

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Once Prussian blue turned 18 they both did what pretty much any child of overbearing conservatives do: immediately become potheads

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