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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

butt weed

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 16:18

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# ? May 16, 2024 15:01

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

That's why it's still cool

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 18:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stay off the wacko tobacco, kids

# ? Apr 5, 2020 18:17

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

April is the chillest month, breeding
Pure strains out of the dead land, mixing
Indica and sativa, stirring
Dank nugs with spring rain.

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 19:35

treasure bear

it should be legal irl but banned in byob

# ? Apr 5, 2020 21:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

treasure bear posted:

it should be legal irl but banned in byob

It is, and we're all criminals :getin:

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 22:55

biosterous

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# ? Apr 5, 2020 23:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Inmate 1: What are you in for?

Inmate 2: I killed a man.

Inmate 1: Right on.

Inmate 2: What are you in for?

Inmate 1: The weed number.

Inmate 2 (sliding away from inmate 1 a few feet) drat, son...

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 00:02

google THIS

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Inmate 1: What are you in for?

Inmate 2: I killed a man.

Inmate 1: Right on.

Inmate 2: What are you in for?

Inmate 1: The weed number.

Inmate 2 (sliding away from inmate 1 a few feet) drat, son...

# ? Apr 6, 2020 01:12

Goons Are Gifts

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Inmate 1: What are you in for?

Inmate 2: I killed a man.

Inmate 1: Right on.

Inmate 2: What are you in for?

Inmate 1: The weed number.

Inmate 2 (sliding away from inmate 1 a few feet) drat, son...

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:36

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cda posted:

Of course, marijuana for medical purposes is still "cool" as long as you follow your doctor's instructions

Medically chooming so my joints don't fall out of socket until I'm so blazed they fall out anyway

# ? Apr 6, 2020 02:40

frump truck: hello... again!

i'm stinky pass it on

# ? Apr 6, 2020 03:45

biosterous

sata andagi is stinky, pass it on

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 04:44

Stoner Sloth

biosterous posted:

sata andagi is stinky, pass it on

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 05:35

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

sata andagi is stinky, pass it on

If the sata anda go is stinky, it's probably expired and shouldn't be eaten

# ? Apr 6, 2020 10:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

If the sata anda go is stinky, it's probably expired and shouldn't be eaten

The Santa Ana winds are hot and kinky, pass it on

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 14:24

poverty goat

treasure bear posted:

it should be legal irl but banned in byob

That's why it's still cool

# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:06

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

poverty goat posted:

That's why it's still cool

some people are having a really hard time with this one

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:15

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

legalize byob, delete weed

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:16

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

byob: where weed is illegal, so it's still cool to smoke it

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:18

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

"sir, do you know how fast you were posting?"

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:20

nut

when do we celebrate the other major herb groups

# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:39

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8/19 is potato day?

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:40

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819 eat potatoes all day errday

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 19:40

slowm: live slow, die whenevs

hapy 420 everyone im high now

# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Dude Rugs!

Fort Wunny!

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# ? Apr 6, 2020 23:55

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i dont have any weed anymore, and nobody got anymore b/c of the roundboi. fukken rona

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 21:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Nosfereefer posted:

i dont have any weed anymore, and nobody got anymore b/c of the roundboi. fukken rona

Nooooo!

Hopefully your drought ends soon

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 21:43

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Nooooo!

Hopefully your drought ends soon

it's the worst. i have to stay home all day long, and i don''t have any weed b/c my dealers are being responsible and not involving themselves in the international black market

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 21:48

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

my question is why the government is not stepping in on this. the country could easily subsidize safe imports from marokko.

non-essential services my rear end

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# ? Apr 8, 2020 21:52

Seraphic Neoman

i live in california so i can get my mitts on weed juice. it's like juice but it has weed.

poo poo owns. you drink a few shots and you just melt into the couch

# ? Apr 9, 2020 02:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

me trying to light my bowl: "sure is windy inside my house"

thirty minutes later i realized the ceiling fan was on.

# ? Apr 9, 2020 02:45

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

i live in not-california, and most of my weed has to travel all the way from north africa and through the entirety of the eu. current events makes this hard

i wish we had weed juice

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# ? Apr 9, 2020 02:46

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

weed is a plant, that you can gro
every 6-8 weeks, you can chop down some mo
veg some clones while you flower, they'll be waiting their turn
let a couple totes cure till they're ready to burn
sometimes less is more, that's the way that it goes
half the crop twice as quick, that's a trick from the pros
it's some work to get going, but man once you learn?
you'll have treasure more priceless than money could earn

sticky dank nugs and bright lights in your closet
improve circadian rhythm before you've even cropped yet
the warm hum of fans, from morning till night
you can open the doors on a world of delight
life green and growing where once you stored clothes
trapped sunlight spills down sticky green rows
i can't imagine better use of space
than growing some dank rear end chronic at your place

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# ? Apr 9, 2020 03:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

owlhawk911 posted:

weed is a plant, that you can gro
every 6-8 weeks, you can chop down some mo
veg some clones while you flower, they'll be waiting their turn
let a couple totes cure till they're ready to burn
sometimes less is more, that's the way that it goes
half the crop twice as quick, that's a trick from the pros
it's some work to get going, but man once you learn?
you'll have treasure more priceless than money could earn

sticky dank nugs and bright lights in your closet
improve circadian rhythm before you've even cropped yet
the warm hum of fans, from morning till night
you can open the doors on a world of delight
life green and growing where once you stored clothes
trapped sunlight spills down sticky green rows
i can't imagine better use of space
than growing some dank rear end chronic at your place

ur livin th' dream brother

# ? Apr 9, 2020 04:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

owlhawk911 posted:

weed is a plant, that you can gro
every 6-8 weeks, you can chop down some mo
veg some clones while you flower, they'll be waiting their turn
let a couple totes cure till they're ready to burn
sometimes less is more, that's the way that it goes
half the crop twice as quick, that's a trick from the pros
it's some work to get going, but man once you learn?
you'll have treasure more priceless than money could earn

sticky dank nugs and bright lights in your closet
improve circadian rhythm before you've even cropped yet
the warm hum of fans, from morning till night
you can open the doors on a world of delight
life green and growing where once you stored clothes
trapped sunlight spills down sticky green rows
i can't imagine better use of space
than growing some dank rear end chronic at your place

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 9, 2020 15:13

Stoner Sloth

owlhawk911 posted:

weed is a plant, that you can gro
every 6-8 weeks, you can chop down some mo
veg some clones while you flower, they'll be waiting their turn
let a couple totes cure till they're ready to burn
sometimes less is more, that's the way that it goes
half the crop twice as quick, that's a trick from the pros
it's some work to get going, but man once you learn?
you'll have treasure more priceless than money could earn

sticky dank nugs and bright lights in your closet
improve circadian rhythm before you've even cropped yet
the warm hum of fans, from morning till night
you can open the doors on a world of delight
life green and growing where once you stored clothes
trapped sunlight spills down sticky green rows
i can't imagine better use of space
than growing some dank rear end chronic at your place