Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Look
If you had
One poo poo
Or one crap-ortunity
To poo poo on everything you ever wanted
In one bowel movement
Would you crap on it?
Or just let it poo poo?

*fart*

His rear end crack is sweaty, stools loose and wetly
There's doo-doo on his sweatpants already, mom's spaghetti
He's overrated, but on the surface he looks constipated
He wants to drop bombs, and he keeps on strainin'

Nothing comes out, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his butt cheeks, but nothing comes out
He's fartin', loud, everybody's jokin' now
Nothing runs out, times up, over, blaow!
Lack of crap his reality, dissed by gravity
Poop's a no-go, he choked
He's locked up, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his whole rear end is a joke
It don't matter, his hole, he knows that it's broke
He's so backed up, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the commode again yo, his home is Crap City
Better go crap this bowel movement and hope it don't pass him

You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better poo poo yourself to the music, the moment
Disown it, you're better off letting it go
You have to take one poo poo, do not miss your chance to blow
This ploppy doo-doo comes once in a lifetime
You better...