A new butt for a dusted throne - Please welcome IK Pot Smoke Phoenix!

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Goons Are Gifts

Only the most traditional, most ancient yobbers among you may remember how life in BYOB was shaped by a mysterious figure, a shadow ruler on a powerful throne, named Idiot King. The (very) high council of BYOB has come together and decided that it is, once again, time to bring back tales of the past that have almost been forgotten - a new IK that may rule his kingdom wisely and actually I think PSP will be way better at writing his CYOA than I could in a lame announcement thread lol

Since I became IK roughly 69 years ago you guys were stuck with me carrying the crown for so long that you started praying that something terrible would happen to me, and given what I do now, you sort of got what you wanted.
With my demise, it is time, however, that we bring back the BYOB tradition to have rotating IKs that may rule however they like!

Please welcome your new IK Pot Smoke Phoenix! Long may he reign and uhm what was the other thing they always say in game of thrones, you know, that!!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 13:29

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# ? May 8, 2024 01:03

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Goons Are Great posted:

Only the most traditional, most ancient yobbers among you may remember how life in BYOB was shaped by a mysterious figure, a shadow ruler on a powerful throne, named Idiot King. The (very) high council of BYOB has come together and decided that it is, once again, time to bring back tales of the past that have almost been forgotten - a new IK that may rule his kingdom wisely and actually I think PSP will be way better at writing his CYOA than I could in a lame announcement thread lol

Since I became IK roughly 69 years ago you guys were stuck with me carrying the crown for so long that you started praying that something terrible would happen to me, and given what I do now, you sort of got what you wanted.
With my demise, it is time, however, that we bring back the BYOB tradition to have rotating IKs that may rule however they like!

Please welcome your new IK Pot Smoke Phoenix! Long may he reign and uhm what was the other thing they always say in game of thrones, you know, that!!

Thank you!

quote:

Long may he reign and uhm what was the other thing they always say in game of thrones, you know, that!!

Yep, I am very familiar with it-

"You know nothing Jon Snow" and that's exactly what I intend... wait; no that's not it.

"Winter is coming"

No, we just did that- uh...

WAIT!

"I drink and I know things" that's the one!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 13:42

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

hail and well met

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Apr 8, 2020 13:44

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

congratulations, fair king!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 14:16

nut

god bless the poster with the funny hat

# ? Apr 8, 2020 15:30

Heather Papps: hello friend

gag you will always be ik of my heart, but psp, you have my post!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 15:33

biosterous

right about now
pot smoke phoenix
check it out now
pot smoke phoenix

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Apr 8, 2020 15:46

Manifisto

from splatmaster to pot smoke phoenix to ruler of this land: a remarkable and just ascendancy

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:01

Macnult

nut posted:

god bless the poster with the funny hat

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

welc, thank

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:05

Goons Are Gifts

Heather Papps posted:

gag you will always be ik of my heart, but psp, you have my post!

I'll mod the crap out of your heart :blastu:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:29

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

I'll mod the crap out of your heart

help! mods!

_{oh no}

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 16:37

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Modship with GaG ended!

My new best mod is PsP!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 17:05

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Srsly thanks for all your services Alnilam and GaG, you did great, but I look forward to PsP singlehandedly modding the yob forever

# ? Apr 8, 2020 17:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Slush Garbo posted:

Srsly thanks for all your services Alnilam and GaG, you did great, but I look forward to PsP singlehandedly modding the yob forever

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 17:24

alnilam

Slush Garbo posted:

Srsly thanks for all your services Alnilam and GaG, you did great, but I look forward to PsP singlehandedly modding the yob forever

same

# ? Apr 8, 2020 17:27

Trying

Hello, I heard there were butts.

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

all hail the idiot king etc etc

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:20

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

All hail Pot Smoke Phoenix!
May your 30 days seem like 30 years!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:23

Goons Are Gifts

Slush Garbo posted:

Srsly thanks for all your services Alnilam and GaG, you did great, but I look forward to PsP singlehandedly modding the yob forever

alnilam posted:

same

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:36

FluffieDuckie

Give em heck friend.

Or be nice. Iks choice.

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 18:37

Stoner Sloth

congrats PsP, I know you'll make a great IK!

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Apr 8, 2020 19:13

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Welcome PSP. :marc:

# ? Apr 8, 2020 20:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Thank you everyone for all the kind words!

Soon, we will begin preparations to go to war with Coupons and Deals to usher in a new Golden Age of Forums Warfare!

Prepare the siege engines!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 8, 2020 20:36

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

buy one get one free :blastu:

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Apr 8, 2020 20:38

DJDadJoke: Stupid Newbie

Dumber for drinking so much Sith Lighting Mountain Dew

Kids, don't cough on my lawn!!!

Welcome, sir. Best wishes on your path to demi-godhood. Also, did someone mention coupons?!

DJDadJoke fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Apr 8, 2020

*Pops, the thread rating buttons are not thread page buttons. SMH

--- I remember a time when MS had a browser called Internet Exploder, now they think they still have an Edge. :dadjoke: ---

# ? Apr 8, 2020 20:54

ChubbyChecker

Kief Richards posted:

congratulations, fair king!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 01:06

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Congratulations

# ? Apr 9, 2020 10:23

Escape From Noise

Goongradgoonations!

# ? Apr 9, 2020 17:27

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

so say we all

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Apr 10, 2020 05:17

SeaGoatSupreme: Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

There's something poetic about the fact that a soft-modded psp ruling my free time as a young adult, and now a soft-modded psp is ruling my free time as a middle aged adult.

All hail the king, may his demimodhood usher in a new (old, and also current) golden age of posting about butts.

# ? Apr 10, 2020 11:48

Lpzie

i cannot die (once). my chest hair is shaped like a phoenix. try to kill me, i dare you. won't take. NOPE. EXTRA LIFE!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 08:22

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

SeaGoatSupreme posted:

There's something poetic about the fact that a soft-modded psp ruling my free time as a young adult, and now a soft-modded psp is ruling my free time as a middle aged adult.

All hail the king, may his demimodhood usher in a new (old, and also current) golden age of posting about butts.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
_{_{Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps}}
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 13:56

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Feel free to use this graphic anytime some troublemaker from C & D or other gray forums questions your authority. :marc:

# ? Apr 11, 2020 21:33

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Barking Gecko posted:

Feel free to use this graphic anytime some troublemaker from C & D or other gray forums questions your authority.

Thank you for this!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

# ? Apr 11, 2020 21:43

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Barking Gecko posted:

Feel free to use this graphic anytime some troublemaker from C & D or other gray forums questions your authority.

I always thought IK was Illustrious Kurator

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Apr 11, 2020 21:45

Escape From Noise

More like Ill Konceived

# ? Apr 12, 2020 19:25

City of Glompton

congratulations psp!

# ? Apr 15, 2020 06:32

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Welcome PSP

# ? Apr 21, 2020 18:23

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# ? May 8, 2024 01:03

Escape From Noise

A dusty butt for an old throne

# ? Apr 22, 2020 09:27

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