MagusofStars posted:

If you're taking ride requests, we need to do a massive hedge maze so complicated that guests actually start complaining about getting lost in there.

Wait, are they really rare? Both of the theme parks near where I grew up (Cedar Point and Geauga Lake, in northern Ohio) had observation towers. Up until right now, I assumed that most parks had them.

It's probably been nearly two decades since I played this game, but IIRC, that was actually advice given in guides/FAQs - always put a bathroom and a janitor near the exits of roller coasters to deal with the inevitable sick guests.