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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Remember how awesome American alpha was

Shorty G lmao

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ad by Khad posted:

Are these guys any good?

Now that they have left WWE, they're soon to no longer have been always bad :shobon:

Cool Post Beg
Mar 6, 2008

DADDY MAGIC
Dax Harwood

https://twitter.com/DaxHarwood/status/1248378296041005060?s=19

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
dack's hard wood

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Performance Center Name

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the rivival's gimmick is working a very slow, outdated style that crowds are no longer interested in seeing

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Here's how you know Cornette and the Revival would suck.

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1248748815412154371

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Oh they're going to TNA

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/DaxHarwood/status/1248777096232607745?s=20

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
They came into my bar last month, like 3 days after the last Saudi show. They were both really nice for the 5 minutes I talked with them. Luckily there’s very few non chain restaurants open in Syracuse at 10pm on a Sunday night. They were drinking broken skull ipas and told me “sent Steve a picture of it”.

They thought it was hilarious when I told them they just wrestled in the same building that David arquette won the world title in and was where Shawn Michaels wrestled before those guys beat him up in a parking lot in 1995.

They were more then happy to take a picture drinking the broken skulls. We were gonna use it to promote drinking broken skulls on 3:16 day. But instead that was the day the governor shut down bars in New York at 8pm.

The only reason I was even there was because the bartender had no $1s and needed someone to get into the safe.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake


good team

bad shirt

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Dorx Hardwood

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Bald ones is Dax Harwood and the one with hair is Cash Wheeler. tbh Cash Harwood and Dax Wheeler are the better names.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

Here's how you know Cornette and the Revival would suck.

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1248748815412154371

how does he keep getting worse holy poo poo

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

You can call yourself anything you can dream up and you choose Dax Harwood

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Ca$h "Money" Wheeler is going to be a legend.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Mr. Carlisle posted:

You can call yourself anything you can dream up and you choose Dax Harwood

To be fair to Dax, his first choice Oney Lorcan was taken.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Here are some great names they could have gone with:

"Scoop" Slamm and Busko Browning.

Derrick Done and Randy Dunn ( no relation)

Karl Krush and Walt "wrench" Turner

Felton Matthews and Son

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
For what it’s worth good for them, people should be able to pursue happiness in their life and not beholden to servitude against their will, everyone should be able to quit their job if they want

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

It’s a work they’re going back to NXT :shepface:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
It sucks that AEW wasn't able to get them connected with Chuck Taylor until after their contracts expired, and they are stuck with kind of dumb names rather than really good chuck taylor dumb names.

#FTR - "This is" Howie Dewitt and "No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Here are some great names they could have gone with:

"Scoop" Slamm and Busko Browning.


These are better than what they chose

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

karmicknight posted:

It sucks that AEW wasn't able to get them connected with Chuck Taylor until after their contracts expired, and they are stuck with kind of dumb names rather than really good chuck taylor dumb names.

#FTR - "This is" Howie Dewitt and "No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai.

All Sack Drew Gulak

wait how did this one get on here

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Dax Hardwood is so dumb that it's funny on first pass but I can't imagine hearing about a man called Dax Hardwood for years

Cash Wheeler, now that's a dumb name built to last

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Names are stupid but fine we’ll all be over them after hearing them said aloud a few times. I’m already over Cody’s neck tattoo and I never thought that was possible.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

R. E. Fivel & "The Reverend" Guy Topper

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
need money now? Head down to Dax & Cash for a payday loan

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
Been in an accident? Harwood and Wheeler will get you the settlement money you deserve.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

karmicknight posted:

It sucks that AEW wasn't able to get them connected with Chuck Taylor until after their contracts expired, and they are stuck with kind of dumb names rather than really good chuck taylor dumb names.

#FTR - "This is" Howie Dewitt and "No Gimmicks Needed" Steve the Samurai.

scott dawson was like, hand crafted by god to go by the name "Hard Wood" Rich Mahogany but unfortunately he only got halfway there himself

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mr. Carlisle posted:

You can call yourself anything you can dream up and you choose Dax Harwood

Don't know why Dawson chose Dax. Harwood is his real last name though. Same thing for Dash (Wheeler's his real last name)

Conrad_Birdie posted:

Names are stupid but fine we’ll all be over them after hearing them said aloud a few times. I’m already over Cody’s neck tattoo and I never thought that was possible.

Cody's tattoo is still bad, holding a wrestling show during a pandemic is just worse

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

i woulda taken Doc Harwood over Dax, but then you're making a michael hayes reference so i dunno

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
Who or what are they reviving? Are they a throwback team or something? Please enlighten me.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Too bad they’re not staying in WWE so they could eventually mysteriously lose those NXT-rear end first names.

Schneider Heim posted:

Who or what are they reviving? Are they a throwback team or something? Please enlighten me.

They’re basically the Brain Busters 2K20.

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
Forever the Revival, FKA The Revival

Two opposites, yet both true

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Mr. Carlisle posted:

These are better than what they chose

Thanks guy!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
saying yeah

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
WHEELER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wh77uzQFcA

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Wait. Dax Hardwood and Cash Wheel? That's seriously? Because once you hit April 11th you are way outside 'April Fools' range.
Also; I think I might like "The Deadly Boys" more than "Team 3-D". Of course this all reminds me of the sad realization that The Dudleyz worked under their TNA names longer than they were The Dudley Boys.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





No paid 90 day no-compete clause during a time when they couldn't work anyway.

Am I being to cynical at WWE?

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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

You are absolutely not being cynical because that's exactly why they did it.

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