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FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander


Pictured: 3 jerks who never stop talking, my god

When I finished my XCOM Long War LP, I said to myself, "no more XCOM for a while!" But, y'know...I've finished Yakuza 6, my gaming computer is mothballed so that I have a proper workstation during quarantine, and suddenly the PS4 is really the only thing I've got for gaming. So...to hell with it. Let's kill some more aliens.

XCOM2: War of the Chosen is the expansion (but much like XCOM Enemy Within, it integrates with the base game to the point of basically changing the entire thing) to XCOM2. XCOM2 was, in all honesty, not a very good game. Had some interesting ideas, and I enjoyed playing it, but it lacked the tactical flexibility of its predecessor, was too easy, and just not what I'd hoped for in an XCOM sequel. Really, the only thing you need to know about XCOM2 is that it takes place a generation after the events of XCOM1, and also humanity got its rear end beaten pretty quickly in the first invasion. The XCOM project failed, canonically, and Earth is now occupied by a seemingly-benevolent alien government.

Then War of the Chosen came out and made XCOM2 into a great game. It's still an XCOM game in the sense of "it's a tactical RPG about shooting aliens as you race to develop alien tech that can stop the invasion once and for all. And also your guys are probably going to die a lot." But it changed a lot of the formula. It added 3 prestige classes as rival factions, each resisting the alien occupiers in their own way. It added a new type of mission, the covert operation, where you can send your dudes out to gain minor bonuses both for themselves as well as the overall mission. It added The Lost, which are zombified (but not the kind that turn into cryssalids like in XCOM1) humans that were victimized by those green gas pods the aliens used in XCOM1 cutscenes. Think basically husks from the Mass Effect series. And it added The Chosen, a series of alien bosses that are comic book villians that fight with alien hanzo steel, comically oversized sniper rifles, and, well...magic.

It's all kind of ridiculous and turns XCOM2 into a superhero game rather than the gritty sci-fi "realism" (yeah, yeah, I know) of XCOM1. It's incredibly silly and it works so incredibly well.

We will be playing an ironman (though not with the box checked; more on that in a moment) campaign on legendary (the hardest) difficulty. That might mean I lose a campaign or three early on; the early game (particularly the very first mission) in legendary difficulty is just obscenely difficult. But we'll get through it eventually.

Some down-sides, though:
1.) I'm playing on a PS4 Pro. XCOM2 is...well...not very stable on console, and on missions with The Lost, it's drat near a guarantee that the hardware chugs. On LONG missions with The Lost, it's drat near a guarantee it'll bluescreen the PS4--or hard lock it entirely if I'm unlucky. That might mean some weird video breaks at times.
2.) Because it's unstable, I can't actually check the ironman box because then I'm in a fight not only against the aliens, but also the poorly-optimized code of this game. I can win the former. I can't win the latter.
3.) I've never really recorded to YouTube from the PS4 before, so there might be some kinks to work out there. I'll get it sorted though, I'm sure.

But if you're looking at an XCOM LP, I know what you're thinking: "how can I get a digital version of me in the game?" So...

Before we start, I'll want a couple of things from the thread:
1.) Do you want to be in the LP? Cool. Lemme know:
Name
Gender
General appearance (speak like a normal human here; don't be like "wears glasses #6 and shirt #2"; just kinda describe how you want the person to look and I'll do my best),
Soldier class (ranger, grenadier, sharpshooter, specialist--that's shotgun samurai, demolitions dude, revolver ocelot, and gadget nerd respectively if you haven't played before)
Or if you don't want to be a soldier... (friendly scientist, friendly engineer, alien sympathizing VIP who we will rendition at various points in the game)
Or if you don't want to be a human: you can be a robot (though I'm probably not going to have more than like 1-2 robots)

2.) We get a prestige class to start the game with. You can choose which one:
a.) Reapers: their leader is voiced by Commander Riker. Reapers are useless in direct combat but can remain concealed basically all the time, serving as scouts. On urban maps they're an absolute wrecking ball because they can explode cars, gas tanks, cats, etc.
b.) Templars: the most anime prestige class. These guys eschew guns so that that they can be ridiculous dual-wielding psionic swordsmen. They get some other cool tricks too but mostly their whole thing is MIND SWORDSMAN: BRAIN ELITE. Kinda flimsy early on, but if you can get one even a couple levels up, s/he can carry an entire mission in the early game.
c.) Skirmishers: renegade aliens who hate the invaders. They don't do anything particularly well, but they're incredibly mobile, can shoot a lot, get a melee move, and can buff their allies. Probably the worst of the starting prestige classes, though a high-level skirmisher is a LOT of fun. It's just that they tend to come into their own later in the game when having a single strong hero unit makes less of a difference.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

First Campaign






























































EPISODE 1-60: THIS WAS YOUR GREAT CHAMPION?












FairGame fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 9, 2021

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Start with a Skirmisher.

And signing up!

Name: Cythereal
Gender: Female
Appearance: Blonde, professional military look in blue or green.
Class: Grenadier

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?
Yes dude!! Signing up!

Name: eating only apples
Gender: Male
Appearance: chunky East Asian man with a moustache
Class: Ranger


Let's give my guy a sword :woop:
(I am a woman but I fell in love with my Anglo-Chinese pseudo-self hero in the old LP, so he's back!)


We should go reapers

eating only apples fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Apr 12, 2020

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Name: Reign Evil

Gender: Male

Appearance: Doesn't matter what I look like just make sure I have a ton of red on.

Class: Sharpshooter

Trust me I'll hit that 70% shot I won't even blink on it.

Reaper is definitely our best option for starting so I'm gonna be contrarian and suggest we go Templar.

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Apr 12, 2020

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Name: Roth
Gender: Female
Appearance: Make it as edgy as possible
Class: Heavy

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

I can't stay away.

Name: Tuxedo Ted
Gender: Male
Appearance: Random is fine, but if that isn't possible make him a clean shaven African with short hair like last game
Soldier Class: Specialist; every group needs a nerd.

And as for the prestige class... I can't say no to Frakes. Make it a Reaper.

Tuxedo Ted fucked around with this message at 00:33 on Apr 12, 2020

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Tuxedo Ted posted:

I can't stay away.

Name: Tuxedo Ted
Gender: Male
Appearance: Random is fine, but if that isn't possible make him a clean shaven African with short hair like last game

:hf: Let's go, sir!

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Voting Reapers because you're already trying to do this on a PS4 on legendary, why the gently caress are you doing this to yourself.

Also stick me in and hit the random button a bunch of times or whatever tickles your fancy.

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
I vote Skirmishers

Name: Xel Kelvos
Gender Male
Appearance: East Asian with goatee and glasses. Edit2: Maybe something in a tasteful Red and Gold armor
Class: Pistolero

Edit: Hopefully I don't die on my first mission like last time.

Xelkelvos fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Apr 12, 2020

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Skirmishers

Name: Night
Gender: Male
Appearance: As non-crazy and boring as possible, to contrast with the shotgun and cleaver.
Class: Ranger. Rip and tear! RIP AND TEAR!

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Sign me up! But who knows how long I'll keep my arms and legs this time? (or my head, vital organs, blood, etc for that matter)
As last time, I'm happy to see what the game rolls me on appearance/accent/class and so forth, unless there's a particular thing you want to pick to round out the roster. The aesthetic is maybe a touch too punky for my tastes at the start, but it definitely makes it stand out from the generic soldier look that way too many games have.

Let's go skirmishers, for no particular reason other than "just because".

Crazy Achmed fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Apr 12, 2020

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Mar 23, 2021

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
Won't be signing up, but I vote for Templars

kag3man3
Jan 25, 2004

I would like to sign up

Name: Kagemane
Gender: Male
Appearance: Any really, but if possible Russian voice
Class: Heavy

megane
Jun 20, 2008



Once more into the breach :getin:

Name: megane
Gender: female
Appearance: anything with big hair and mirrored shades
Class: sharpshooter, or whatever you need

And we should always go maximum anime, so Templars.

e: I'd gladly be a Templar if we get one

megane fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Apr 12, 2020

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Cythereal posted:

Start with a Skirmisher.

And signing up!

Name: Cythereal
Gender: Female
Appearance: Blonde, professional military look in blue or green.
Class: Grenadier

WE'RE BACK BABY

Name: Grapplejack
Gender: Female
Appearance: grey hair, asian, same as last game. Give me the exalt bandanna tho, I love that thing. tiger camo on my armor, keep it olive like in the last game. maybe some nice arm tats to go with my new gun.
Class: Grenadier

e: this entire xpac is basically swarming with star trek alum, frakes and john de lancie are in here as well as denise crosby.

Grapplejack fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Apr 12, 2020

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Aw yeah get me killed chief.

losername: silentsnack
class: murderbot
appearance: as absurdly bright/garish/mismatched as possible



(edit: also could go with "snack machine" or whatever you find appropriate)

silentsnack fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Apr 14, 2020

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


Start with a Templar because Templars are bae.

Name: Neo
Gender: Male
General appearance: Brunette, sunglasses, russian voice if possible
Soldier class: OP's CHOICE!

I look forward to dying in glorious battle

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
Signing up, please.

Name: Bindu
Gender: Female
Appearance: as close to Imperator Furiosa as you can feasibly get

Class: Specialist

Voting for Reapers

Otter Madness
Jan 4, 2014
I loved your first LP, and cant wait for this one :)

Signing up!

Name: Otter Madness
Gender: Male
Appearance: something with a beard lol?
Class Grenadier or whatever you need!

Voting for Templars

Robert Deadford
Mar 1, 2008
Ultra Carp
This LP is a welcome sight!

Sign me up!

Name: Bob Deadford
Gender: Male
Appearance: As much bare skin as possible
Class: Ranger, emphasis on the whole swords thing

Voting for Reapers as they're just broken good from the start.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
Name: Vaughn St. Martin
Gender: Male
Appearance: Casual outfit.
Class: Specialist (medical tree)

Kaishai
Nov 3, 2010

Scoffing at modernity.
Oh, hell yes. Start with Reapers.

Name: Kaishai
Gender: Female
Appearance: Thin and pale, with long hair.
Class: Sharpshooter

I will by God make a shot this time around.

TravelLog
Jul 22, 2013

He's a mean one, Mr. Roy.
Starting Prestige Class: Reaper

Name: TravelLog
Gender: Male
Appearance: As scarred and viking looking as possible.
Class: Reaper if we are allowed to be one at the beginning. Otherwise Sharpshooter or Ranger.

LeastActionHero
Oct 23, 2008
Aw yeah, in on the ground floor. Lets go Templars

Name: Least Action
Gender: Female
Appearance: Nerdy Scandinavian
Class: Specialist or sharpshooter

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


I vote for Reapers

Sign me up as well:

Name: Munin
Gender: Male
Appearance: As much random kit on the model as possible. Be prepared!
Class: Ranger for minimum survival

bpACH
Apr 5, 2009
1)
Name: bpACH
Gender: Male
General appearance: Office worker thrown onto the front line
Soldier class: Grenadier.

2) I've never been able to use them properly, so: Skirmishers

bpACH fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Apr 12, 2020

cambrian obelus
Sep 14, 2010

I've never seen a French woman before!
Soiled Meat


I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN! WITNESS ME!

Name: Cambrian Obelus
Gender: Male
General Appearance: blonde russian with the most outrageous mustache.
Soldier Class: Sharpshooter

Presitge Class: Templars. John De Lancie chews the scenery the best among the faction leaders.

cambrian obelus fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Apr 12, 2020

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

gently caress it, I'm not even sure I'll get in at this point, but

Name: Dr. Snark
Gender: Male
Appearance: Maximum movie nerd look
Class: Specialist

Starting Hero: Templar

If it doesn't look like there'll be room for me at any point, feel free to recast me as a scientist

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
Name: Ricky-San
Gender: Male
Class: Ranger
Appearance: White guy but maximum anime. So a weeb.

Templars! Maximum Anime!

Chuu
Sep 11, 2004

Grimey Drawer
So glad you're back on the XCom train. How long is this going to be compared to the LW LP?

Name: Chuu
Gender: Male
Appearance: Random / Your Choice
Class: Random / Your Choice.

Selfish Request: Can you leave in more of the cut-scenes, for those of us who haven't played?

Chuu fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Apr 12, 2020

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

I’m slowly making everyone now. Keep em coming; even if someone doesn’t get into the rotation, I want a lot of people so that the recruitment menu is ONLY y’all.

Also, I neglected to realize that I can’t actually control soldier class until later. So some of you who are in the early missions might end up as something else. Once I get the base upgrade that allows me to promote into each class, I’ll route soldiers per specification.

Can someone tally the prestige vote for me? I think reapers are either ahead by 1 or tied with templars, with skirmishers a little behind both.

RedSnapper
Nov 22, 2016
Sign me up!
Name: Red Snappere
Gender: Yes
Looks: Handlebar moustache/mohawk
Class: Big Gun and/or Big Booms (not that familiar with X2 classes)

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Let's go!

Name: Max Caliber
Gender: All
Appearance: Extreme
Class: Gunslinging Sniper

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
My count:

Skirmisher: 6
Reaper: 10
Templar: 10

I'll break the tie with a Templar vote.

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!
Oh hell yes! this is gonna be great.

Name: "Hellfire" Dremel
Gender: Male
Appearance: Not his first rodeo
Class: Demolitions dude / VIP


fairgame posted:

their leader is voiced by Commander Riker

There's a few more TNG actors voicing NPC's in Xcom2. I think about 5 or 6 of them have done voice acting for this game.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

I'll play whatever y'all vote on, but if I get my own vote, I'm now voting for SKIRMISHER.

I thought the bonus you got from each faction was randomized, but it turns out it's hard-locked. And skirmishers, while the hero class is the weakest (imo) early on, get a bonus that lets you excavate and build base facilities faster. And that seems just exceptionally good.

And yeah there are a LOT of TNG voices in this. Frakes/Riker (Reaper leader), Sirtis/Draganova (Reaper soldier), Dorn/Worf (Skirmisher soldier), DeLancie/Q (Templar leader).

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012
Why does no one want GUNS GUNS GUNS?

Tacticool stealh is boring and melee seems OP (iirc, the speedrun does something like this). But shooting stuff? Yeah :dukedog:

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
Skirmisher abilities aren't that useful in the early game, and the hookshot is not very impressive when you get to the later armor abilities. He's in the B-team, while Reaper is just designed to break the stealth game. A unit that can rush full speed forward and provide vision with very slim chance of getting caught? Yes please. Oh and also deploy a hell bomb from hell that can just win missions.

I think the Templar is the most interesting piece on the battlefield. Unlike any other piece you'll want them out there to take a couple of shots. Positioning is everything in this game, and having a Templar in just the right square is some of the most satisfying tactics I've done in this game.

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I'll be interested to see what becomes of this because I never bought War of the Chosen - all the stuff it adds that sounds interesting to me is heavily outweighed by everything it adds that makes me scream gently caress no. I thought X-COM 2 in general was a huge disappointment, so maybe this LP will change my mind.

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