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super sweet best pal

Player appreciation days are here!

- 7* Julius Caesar, Tiberius Gracchus, Cleopatra and Nero have been temporarily added to the Aureus Gladcha!

- Every player who logs in gets 10,000 Denarius and 150 Aureus.

- Bacchusfest is active! Stamina costs to enter fights have been halved and Amphoras refill twice as much.

- Denarius costs for the 1-3* Gladcha are now discounted.

- The Trials of Hercules have returned! Gather your friends to face Cacus in the ring to earn Vulcan tokens. Will the smith god begrudgingly trade with the slayers of his son?

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super sweet best pal

- Random matches against players in your friend list no longer count for the Gladiator to See You achievement when the Emperor gives a thumbs down.

- Thumbs down when randomly matched against a friend now correctly counts toward the See You Later, Gladiator achievement.

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Apr 13, 2020

super sweet best pal

- Fixed a bug where Cestus (the gladiator class) and Cestus (the fist weapon worn by the Cestus class) were not properly differentiated in the code on the equipment menu. The infamous Pyramid of Pugilism can no longer be performed.

nut

- added respawn command while we continue to address Sisyphus glitch

google THIS

- Deescalated the Mt. Vesuvius rumbling issue. No memory leak has been detected, so we will address this in a later patch. Please stop reporting it.

goatface

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


- Updated the list of ban-words after consultation with representatives from the recently conquered client states.

biosterous




- added new lion and tiger skins to the customization menu. they can be purchased in the aureus shop, or unlocked by reaching max rank in the "lions tigers and bears oh my" event



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

BoldFrankensteinMir


-"Biggus Dickus" encounter will now only occur after lvl 69.
-Similarly "Incontinentia Buttocks" encounter moved to after reaching lvl 96.


Sig by Heather Papps

vanisher

The final two gladiators doing a "squat off" challenge after defeating the other players in free for all games is insensitive to those who are waiting for the game to end so they can respawn. A timer has been added which will force a reset when only two players remain

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Number of squats within the timer is NOT an allowable 'mini-game.'



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

Due to a large number of customer service requests, players interested in doing a 'squat challenge' can now do so by selecting it in the game menu. Due to coding issues, please note weapons will still be weldable. Please refrain from damaging other players.


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"Hardcore Squats" mode, where damage is allowed while also trying to do squats, is now an optional game mode.



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
-Various bug fixes and stability increases.

High on the hog, 90's style.

super sweet best pal

- A funny thing happened on the way to the forums: Emperor_Salad has stepped down as CM. Forum moderator Declawdius has been promoted to take his place.

BoldFrankensteinMir


-Corrected the last few roads that did not lead to Rome.


Sig by Heather Papps

goatface

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


- This month's grand tournament was won by AssEater69420. Congratulations on your new status as a free man, AssEater69420.

xcheopis


nut posted:

- added respawn command while we continue to address Sisyphus glitch

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
BUGFIX: Rubicon can now be un-crossed.

crimes

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dev's Note: The vomitorium exploit has been removed.

You sick, sick bastards!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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BoldFrankensteinMir


-Electrum is now crafted with equal parts silver and gold to prevent another crash. We have rolled back the in-game economy to before the incident and the offending GoonContubernium guild has been banned.


Sig by Heather Papps

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
-Any gladiators caught elephant walking will receive a one week suspension. It only takes two of you...

-Chariots will now do slightly less explosively bloody damage. They will still do damage, just not enough to get any more emails from disturbed parental guardians. You wouldn't believe the volume of emails after that vomitorium 'sploit... fucks sake.

-Roman Hands and Russian Fingers quest has been removed from the game. What is it with you people?

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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BoldFrankensteinMir


-Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus has been removed as part of the Theodosius I patch. Trophies have been converted to and will be handled as regular Steam achievements from now on.


Sig by Heather Papps

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
- catching a loose chariot wheel at the Circo Massimo now earns you Muscle XP

crimes

LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
-Fixed a bug where hanging off the Emperor's thumbs up allowed players to moon jump.

High on the hog, 90's style.

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
BUGFIX: Cryostasis rune has been disabled until "bowlaunching" can be addressed. Also, upon further research, the historical veracity of this ability may have been overstated.

crimes

super sweet best pal

- Menhir construction now properly limited to 1/day.

wearing a lampshade

- models are decidedly less sexy. Reduced rear end polygon count and removed baby oil textures
- on a related note, due to feedback from our Kickstarter backers, NPCs with backer faces have been removed from pre-fight scenes with gladiators daubing each other with war paint and staring at each other.
- fixed combat animations for gladiators with tridents equipped. They no longer look like they're pretending the trident is their dick.

super sweet best pal

- Equipping the Bocca della Verità artifact now properly affects the maim rate against opponents who have engaged in any lying based activity.

Yinlock

- looking into issue where amassing too much political capital turns story npc Brutus hostile


nut

- you asked for it, you got it--more hair!

- goomba stomping will no longer crit

ToxicFrog


- We are investigating an issue where players can't find Tiberius in Rome to get the Emperor quests. In the meantime, as a workaround, players can find a backup Tiberius NPC by entering the ocean and swimming south to Capri.

- Due to persistent problems with Tiberius not loading in Rome and general player dissatisfaction with needing to swim for an hour each time they turn in a quest, we have released a new Emperor NPC, Caligula, using a new, experimental goal-seeking AI. He can be found in the Imperial Palace as usual, but may wander from room to room depending on his goals! Have fun!

- We are investigating reports of the emperor aggroing on players, killing other NPCs, and locking quest NPCs in the palace.

- The goal-seeking AI, and Caligula, have been temporarily disabled while we debug them. In the meantime we've temporarily assigned the Emperor dialogue and quests to another NPC, Claudius -- he can be found in the Praetorian camp on the west side of the city. Please be patient; this should only take a few days.

Jaguars!


-To decrease balance, matchmaker will now pair lions off with Christians more often.

Jaguars!


- Optimized Optimates

google THIS

- The Christmas and Chanukah events have been replaced by a single generic Holiday event, not out of any sense of political correctness but it was becoming far too easy to earn the Persecutie and Ben-Hurf de Durf achievements by targeting participants.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Jaguars! posted:

- Optimized Optimates


- Reticulating splines!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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wearing a lampshade

google THIS posted:

- The Christmas and Chanukah events have been replaced by a single generic Holiday event, not out of any sense of political correctness but it was becoming far too easy to earn the Persecutie and Ben-Hurf de Durf achievements by targeting participants.

goatface

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


- Damaged caused to yourself by going out of bounds will not be restored by the mod team. Just because you can get into the lions' holding pen, it doesn't mean you should.

Jaguars!


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

- Reticulating splines!

Reticulating spines

Jaguars!


A long line of grumbling Thracians waiting to have three toes cut off because Caesar decided they won 4% too many matches last year.

take the moon

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added new sync kill: stopstabbingyourself.gif

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Jaguars!


Gauls will now only become indomitable at lvl 40.

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super sweet best pal

google THIS posted:

- The Christmas and Chanukah events have been replaced by a single generic Holiday event, not out of any sense of political correctness but it was becoming far too easy to earn the Persecutie and Ben-Hurf de Durf achievements by targeting participants.

Will the Saturnalia casino still open?

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