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Heather Papps

hello friend


a group of teenagers in a van, smoke billowing from the cracked window.
"drat, you are slick"
kevin thinks to himself. "none of them could tell this was my first time smoking weed. this is cool as-"

his line of thought is interrupted as he is passed a small bottle.

"kev you need this bro"

kevin panics. the seconds it takes to accept the bottle feels like an eternity.

"what the gently caress... what is this? well, can't look like a loser now!"

kevin sighs, takes a deep breath, and asks "how much?"
"a few drops dude? for real?"

kevin opens his mouth, and squirts the visine directly down his esophagus.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


drat jenny, i did not know you were this hardcore! can you hook me up?

kevin, i'm an insulin dependent diabetic.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


vanisher posted:

Showing some kid how to whistle with a blade of grass between their thumbs and blow dandelions

check this out okay, blow the dandelion fluff and watch this...

*skips stone across the water*


pretty cool magic, right?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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