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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > did axel from twisted metal fuck?
 
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "well son, it's your 5th birthday, blow out your candles, make a wish!"

*a mighty exhale*

"well, axel, what did you wish for?"

"I WANNA BE A TRUCK"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Apr 19, 2020 23:33
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 09:38
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i don't know if within canon axel from twisted metal hosed, but, heh heh, let's say he did. i think it would go something like this.
*opens leatherbound book, clears throat*
"axel was greased, and not with car grease. no, tonight, axel was greased with gently caress GREASE



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ¿ Apr 19, 2020 23:54
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