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Hey GBS, sup? I've recently, with great trepidation, have clawed my way from obscurity and solitude to seek anyone's wisdom about invoking a powerful force to fight a force at work RIGHT NOW in my ear, my rear, even my petula oblongata. All throbbing to pirated digital music. Now, it's not the copyright theft that pisses me off, its what it's being played on : A Thigpen rotary subwoofer (pretend there's a link here)!! It's a spinning gizmo that can really, really pound those low, low tones out. Like 1Hz low. Unhearable notes that can travel miles. There's one in the building next door, and my upstairs neighbor (the lovely one) might be running it! For reasons unknown, I seem to be more sensitive down there; my butt tingles, my head spins, my cat vomits when it's on. It's only an Infrasound attack on a large urban area during a quarantine, is all... Call the cops, right? Turns out the town cop is related to old shitass fucknose upstairs, so that's not a wise option. I've bitched to the mayor, some voicemail boxes, even the FBI, yet the floor continues to vibrate. Possibly to a Billy Joel song now. It's like a subwoofer dental radio station down here. So assuming we've been overthrown and there are no authorities to call, I'll have call in a DMCE takedown, bitches. I typed this just to start another paragraph. Any ideas, artwork, or submissions can be submitted by hitting 
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So let me get this straight....
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Apr 21, 2020 19:20
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Terrible gimmick account and thread
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Apr 21, 2020 19:22
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have you considered banging on the ceiling with a broom handle in such a way as to generate the exact harmonic frequencies needed to destructively interfere with the copywritten noise pollution thus effectively cancelling it out?
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Apr 21, 2020 19:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oL-D675Y7M
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Apr 21, 2020 19:24
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As someone who has neighbors in the next building that somehow manages to bomb our building with bass and knock poo poo off walls sadly the only thing that ever works is to do just it back. I tried diplomacy, I tried noise complaints, I tried to just get used to it but man is not meant to live in constant vibration. Usually, when I loop slayer's angel of death for a few hours they get the mutually assured destruction hint and chill out..then a few weeks later test the water and we play the game back and forth. Everything else got 0 results and they'd crank it louder including the ole bang on a wall "shut the gently caress up" technique. Bonus is I really like angel of death and haven't gotten sick of it some 500 plays later, go figure. I can be as petty as I need to be if that's how it has to go down 
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Apr 21, 2020 19:24
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Just steal the subwoofer or suck the "town cop"s dick DeadFatDuckFat fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Apr 21, 2020 |
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Apr 21, 2020 19:24
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it does absolutely suck when it's just always this constant barrage of just the bass parts of songs..it messes with you..something about low frequencies, like satan is constantly farting on your life. i'm telling you, figure out a way to stack objects so you have a speaker firing right on the ceiling/his floor and return the favor and this garbage will stop. If you come up with some other clever idea let us know, cuz I'd love to use it
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Apr 21, 2020 19:31
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zer0spunk posted:As someone who has neighbors in the next building that somehow manages to bomb our building with bass and knock poo poo off walls sadly the only thing that ever works is to do just it back. I tried diplomacy, I tried noise complaints, I tried to just get used to it but man is not meant to live in constant vibration. Had a neighbor that's exactly like this. Guy was a sniveling little weasel of a dude in person but would pull this same poo poo. It really is a shame people can't try to be respectful of others.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:32
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these are two kids in their 20s who live with parents and run a "radio station" aka a stream..i got to the point where i went over to talk to whoever was doing it human to human, and also i was curious as hell as to why it sounded like there was a club next door... like the mentality that you need to destroy the world with over cranked bass is immature as poo poo, regardless of the persons age. just that specific kind of person..it's not like it enhances listening to music overmodulated, just cred nonsense on speaker size..gently caress outta here with that.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:36
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it's cool that you guys are offering great tips for noisy neighbors, but I'm pretty sure OP is mentally ill
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Apr 21, 2020 19:36
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Mozi posted:have you considered banging on the ceiling with a broom handle in such a way as to generate the exact harmonic frequencies needed to destructively interfere with the copywritten noise pollution thus effectively cancelling it out? Oh poo poo BRO
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Apr 21, 2020 19:42
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Do you work with MIT's Office of Patent Science (MOPS)
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Apr 21, 2020 19:43
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zer0spunk posted:these are two kids in their 20s who live with parents and run a "radio station" aka a stream..i got to the point where i went over to talk to whoever was doing it human to human, and also i was curious as hell as to why it sounded like there was a club next door... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ
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Apr 21, 2020 19:43
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What if you modify a Sega power unit and connect it with a 3.5mm jack and have your neighbor plug it in to enhance the power of his bass. Or, if you decide to fight back with sound, buy a bunch of surface vibration speakers and mount them to your ceiling.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:48
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Seems like the neighbor can just call town cop if the OP decides to bassline back though. Gotta deal with the po po first
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Apr 21, 2020 19:50
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pseudorandom posted:What if you modify a Sega power unit and connect it with a 3.5mm jack and have your neighbor plug it in to enhance the power of his bass. I think an atari would be better for this, especially if you need to do it more than once.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:50
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Is this the fabled Brown Note of which you speak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVNjq_gRFLE
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Apr 21, 2020 19:52
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i see you and raise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev0mfV72gaM
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Apr 21, 2020 19:53
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zer0spunk posted:As someone who has neighbors in the next building that somehow manages to bomb our building with bass and knock poo poo off walls sadly the only thing that ever works is to do just it back. I tried diplomacy, I tried noise complaints, I tried to just get used to it but man is not meant to live in constant vibration. It’s 100% this. The idiot below my apartment unit decided he needs to do band practice with his buddies on a weekly basis. Spent like $250 on some lovely LG sound bar that came with a subwoofer and just cranked the gently caress out of that bass and he got the message pretty quick. The testing the water phase lasted a few of weeks and you definitely gotta send a few warning shots their way to show you’re being firm but it’s been complete peace and quiet after I got through that.
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Apr 21, 2020 19:56
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zer0spunk posted:i see you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeXlBcF94Bk
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Apr 21, 2020 19:59
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Inverted Icon posted:Do you work with MIT's Office of Patent Science (MOPS) yes, in the mop division (janitor)
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Apr 21, 2020 20:00
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Fuckwads have lots of choices for headphones these days, too. Too bad they don't exercise them.
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Apr 21, 2020 20:01
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Just connecting the home theater to this here boat propeller. 
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Apr 21, 2020 20:12
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My aucoustic countermeasure gear is a Harmon Cardin, which really rocks but can't possibly play infrasound at the levels I'm getting blasted with, and my cat wouldn't approve of any loud genres anyway. I just think Ms. Uglyburt upstairs is involved. Seems to control my room temperature by 30 degrees on a whim. It's like someone opens a huge picture window in my basement apartment, like a cooling system for the Death Woofer. Anyway there's apps to see why your bottom is buzzing so much lately, like Accelerometer or Infrasound Detector. Usually when all three axis match up is when I feel it most. I wish someone could turn it off before I break in over there. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 22, 2020 |
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Apr 21, 2020 21:20
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Sue Eastside posted:Hey GBS, sup? I've recently, with great trepidation, have clawed my way from obscurity and solitude to seek anyone's wisdom about invoking a powerful force to fight a force at work RIGHT NOW in my ear, my rear, even my petula oblongata. All throbbing to pirated digital music. There can be only one response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrTv5gWkTeg
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Apr 21, 2020 21:30
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcSQ943wLOQ
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Apr 21, 2020 21:59
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i cant believe how many of you dumb idiots are replying to this dude like someone is playing music too loud nearby he thinks a sonic weapon is being used on him use your fuckin eyeballs it's schizophrenia
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Apr 22, 2020 00:07
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:he thinks a sonic weapon is being used on him use your fuckin eyeballs it's schizophrenia *stares suspiciously at stray cat across the street*
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Apr 22, 2020 00:12
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MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:i cant believe how many of you dumb idiots are replying to this dude like someone is playing music too loud nearby It ain’t our job to provide mental healthcare for him. I’m sure there’s a subforum for that.
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Apr 22, 2020 00:17
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Nigmaetcetera posted:It ain’t our job to provide mental healthcare for him. I’m sure there’s a subforum for that. Gotta know you're hosed up to know to post in e/n tho...
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Apr 22, 2020 00:19
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Nigmaetcetera posted:It ain’t our job to provide mental healthcare for him. I’m sure there’s a subforum for that. ok? i dont think "play loud music at them" is going to help anyone do anything though
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Apr 22, 2020 00:21
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Now the shitass pissybutt's water heater blew up. Being the basement apartment, it's just about a flood. I ain't calling landlord; I'm late on rent and need to move to a less whacky crib, presto pronto! I thought it was a charming basement flat at first, possibly a gang hideaway or KGB Kompromat den. Dan lived here before; he left a nametag and signed baseball card. I don't think I've caught any mental illnesses, but like alcoholism, self awareness is the first to go. Does the sudden sensation of being taint raped by an invisible vibrator count as a symptom? I've had friends over, all socially distant, who've felt my magical buzzing basement. About 50 percent anyway. There's an actual tree being used to support the house, behind the water heaters. Maybe I'll strap the subwoofer to it and summon beastial demons to combat the infernal contraption.
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Apr 22, 2020 15:16
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I have a subwoofer so powerful it dissolves human bone at a molecular level. I've never had any complaints though.
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Apr 22, 2020 15:30
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Masturbasturd posted:Now the shitass pissybutt's water heater blew up. Being the basement apartment, it's just about a flood. I ain't calling landlord; I'm late on rent and need to move to a less whacky crib, presto pronto! I thought it was a charming basement flat at first, possibly a gang hideaway or KGB Kompromat den. Dan lived here before; he left a nametag and signed baseball card. I read this as pissyburt and thought you were gonna eat another probe lol
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Apr 22, 2020 15:35
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Study the blade and master the blockchain. gently caress him up.
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Apr 22, 2020 15:35
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if reading the op posts makes me feel like someone degauss'd my brain does that mean i have it too
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Apr 22, 2020 15:45
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Masturbasturd posted:Hey GBS, sup? I've recently, with great trepidation, have clawed my way from obscurity and solitude to seek anyone's wisdom about invoking a powerful force to fight a force at work RIGHT NOW in my ear, my rear, even my petula oblongata. All throbbing to pirated digital music. check your carbon monoxide detector hth 
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One simple way to find out if your taint is being tickled is fill a crystal wine glass half full of water. Gently rub the rim until it sings. If the water simply jiggles then count your lucky stars, if it spins round and round the glass then there's an interfering vibration afoot. Now smile. You're still losing your mind but know why. The auto parts store is still open! I should spray paint my car black?
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Masturbasturd posted:One simple way to find out if your taint is being tickled is fill a crystal wine glass half full of water. Gently rub the rim until it sings. If the water simply jiggles then count your lucky stars, if it spins round and round the glass then there's an interfering vibration afoot. Now smile. You're still losing your mind but know why. With those kind of frequencies coming from upstairs putting a crystal wine glass near your taint is just asking for trouble.
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