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trying to figure out if the frog spirit the fourth hokage bound into me counts as an alternate form, a familiar, or sidekick.
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the referees have come back with a decision, since Akira was atomized and his body never touched the outside of the ring, his ghost is therefore a valid participant
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May 2, 2020 07:19
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a girl punches me in the face like a billion times but i remain unmoving, unwilling to do violence unto a waifu. then i notice one of her sports bra straps, and bust open the nasal bloodgates so hard i rocket off into space, becoming a fixture of the Crab Nebula.
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May 2, 2020 07:20
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google THIS posted:"Sorry guys, it happened again." |
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May 2, 2020 08:17
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Me to the boys after waiting in line for the parking lot for half an hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRAjKaExZ2M |
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May 2, 2020 09:54
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amateur fights break out in the audience after a contentious split decision; look at those drunken idiots swinging away and only destroying a tenth of the planet at a time!
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May 2, 2020 11:20
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"that's astounding... Matsumoto-san's secret Poison Gas technique allows him to subdue his opponent without even touching him..." Oh yeah? That's nothing, watch this—*faaaaart* |
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May 2, 2020 15:46
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next up we have Gen Xo, The Poison Fang Of The Pacific With A Thousand Deadly Strikes, versus Jeff Perkins from Canada, who teaches karate on the weekends
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Announcer: In Master Gen's most recent match, he knocked out 42 Uzi toting henchmen before allowing the big boss to die in a particularly ironic way, while Jeff has recently attained the Dash for his green belt! |
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May 3, 2020 22:23
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Hey I hear this Jeff guy has a green belt.
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May 3, 2020 23:46
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I heard Jeff is real popular with the moms, if you know what I mean. |
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May 4, 2020 03:11
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I sit here in my eternal shame I told them to get him a body bag but the body bag never came |
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May 11, 2020 21:49
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Jeff passed out in my lawn he's great |
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May 13, 2020 18:46
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JEFF attempts to do boxing footwork but trips directly into an Exploding Eight Points Trigram Palm and has his torso sent into low-earth orbit Joe Rogan: He caught him he tagged him he's hurt!
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May 13, 2020 20:16
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Master Shin prepares to launch his Neo Dragon Blast. Jeff quickly adjusts his foam helmet and makes sure the Velcro strap is secured.
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May 13, 2020 20:28
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*wearing a red sox hat and sucking on a 32 oz dunks coffee* hey tawmmy, this guy can't even do a crescent kick right. HEY, MAYBE DONT BLOCK poo poo WITH YOUR FACE YA FUCKIN PANSY |
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May 13, 2020 22:57
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"Dad, cmon, I thought we were gonna get popcorn" "We can't miss the entrance ceremony! We can go and get snacks after that while they play the opening credits" |
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May 13, 2020 23:23
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"Dad, didn't the alien with the tail say he was gonna blow up the Earth in five minutes? That was like an hour ago" "The clock doesn't run during monologues or if the coach calls a time out, the fighters have to be in motion to restart the countdown" |
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May 13, 2020 23:26
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DAT KID TURNED INTA A GIANT MONKEY!! HEY REF!! YOU BLIND?! CALLA PENALTY!!
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"Dad, didn't the alien with the tail say he was gonna blow up the Earth in five minutes? That was like an hour ago" |
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May 14, 2020 00:07
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My bookie and his goons grab me and start to haul me away after the guy I bet on got mercilessly beaten by his 8 foot tall opponent. But just before the ref can declare the fight over, the opponent declares he is going to go hurt his defeated foe's friends and there's nothing he can do about it. My Bookie: God loving dammit.... |
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May 14, 2020 00:16
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A 5 round ufc bout ends in a draw when both combatants scream while clenching and talking and nothing else. |
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Jaguars! posted:Announcer: In Master Gen's most recent match, he knocked out 42 Uzi toting henchmen before allowing the big boss to die in a particularly ironic way, while Jeff has recently attained the Dash for his green belt! Joey McChrist posted:JEFF attempts to do boxing footwork but trips directly into an Exploding Eight Points Trigram Palm and has his torso sent into low-earth orbit LastGoodBoy posted:Master Shin prepares to launch his Neo Dragon Blast. Jeff quickly adjusts his foam helmet and makes sure the Velcro strap is secured. Gen Xo: *sitting on a throne of jeweled obsidian surrounded by powerful retainers, floating to the ring on a cloud of ethereal energy as various ancient martial spirits appear and bow in supplication* Jeff: *jogs to the ring as "YOU GOT THE TOUCH" plays* me: YEAH JEFF KICK HIS rear end
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May 14, 2020 00:41
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I hear this Jeff guy is a green belt!
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May 14, 2020 03:49
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Master Gen Xo: Ow that hurt. You should grade soon, I think you would really nail that next belt. *Triple shoryukens Jeff through the basketball backboard, embedding him by the head in the gym wall* |
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May 14, 2020 06:22
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May 14, 2020 06:23
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A wee child runs crying to the embedded-in-the-wall-body of Jeff. "Papa? Papa!"
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*a man with a striped shirt runs into the arena* "After reviewing the footage...the committee has found that contestant Darkraza did not, in fact, focus his Ki into a physical manifestation and project it, but actually shot his opponent with a gun. One-point penalty on the score, we'll replay the round" *crowd cheers as the camera zooms in on Jeff getting a hi-five from his coach, who has now finished amputating Jeff's leg* |
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"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up" "So obviously Darkraza is from the Nether Dimension, where gravity is fifteen-times more powerful than here on Earth, so Sensei and I knew he was gonna have a bit of a speed advantage going into this fight. But, you know, we've been doing some resistance training in the pool to try and get a feel for what the crushing pressure of the Dread Sun might be like, and I think it's really paying off, I'm feeling a lot more nimble out here in the last few matches" |
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Karate Johnathan: they never let knifedads compete at these- and for good reason. we're just too deadlEYAGUH (the sound of a boot kicking his jaw down his mouth, into his tumtum)
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"
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RazzleDazzleHour posted:"It's the end of the fourth round here, all tied up at 2-2 because of the penalty, let's take a look at this pre-fight interview with Jeff where we asked him about the match-up"
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*jeff is set down in his corner looking like bernie from weekend at bernies* coach: alright jeff you've got him where you want him, all you have to do is weather those strikes until Master Gen is tired. he's only got about a couple dozen more crane fists in him before he gasses out, alright? me, drunk in the audience: DO SOME SPINNING poo poo coach: now, when he builds his ki he drops his guard for a half-second, that's your window me: THROW A WHEEL KICK! SPIN coach: alright? NO QUIT me: SPINNING poo poo coach: NO QUIT me: SPINNING poo poo
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Joey McChrist posted:*jeff is set down in his corner looking like bernie from weekend at bernies*
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Joey McChrist posted:*jeff is set down in his corner looking like bernie from weekend at bernies*
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Joey McChrist posted:*jeff is set down in his corner looking like bernie from weekend at bernies*
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