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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/RodonLincoln/status/1254974810205097984

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSACk65D3pk

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

this may be too bleak and irony pilled for me tbh

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
We need him, and also it would probly piss off Schwarzenegger if Ventura ran

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

gh0stpinballa posted:

this may be too bleak and irony pilled for me tbh

How so? he’s our best choice by a country mile.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
jesse ventura tried to unionize the wwf in the 80s and hulk hogan ratted him out. hes also a crazy person but that might just be what the country needs

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




Swag level: impossible to calculate with human numbers.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Giga Gaia posted:

jesse ventura tried to unionize the wwf in the 80s and hulk hogan ratted him out. hes also a crazy person but that might just be what the country needs

what a coincidence. I am also a crazy person

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Jesse Ventura is the only person alive to absolutely destroy someone posthumously.

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



I just wish that knuckle dragging piece of poo poo lived long enough to see Ventura cave in all his hollow bullshit stories in court.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
amazing

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

animist
Aug 28, 2018
i look forward to :basta: levels of drama in this thread

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

animist posted:

i look forward to :basta: levels of drama in this thread

pretty gross comparison

embarrassing

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Because I am a simple person, I lol'ed like a maniac after someone at twitter posted that Ventura's ultimate comeback and showdown to end all showdowns will be with a new title: Jesse "The Body Politic" Ventura

it is so perfect

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

:drat:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazUZz3K6IY

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

ventura was paid a 3 year contract by msnbc starting in 2003 for a show he never did because he opposed the iraq war lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc6BqLAzu4I&t=34s

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void



dream ticket

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Jesse is going to be president and release the documents that finally prove Garrison Keillor was actually a CIA op to bore everyone into complacency.

Xeom
Mar 16, 2007
Please run Jesse, please.

Greg12
Apr 22, 2020

I WANT YOU
FOR US PRESIDENT

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug
Are we all going to end up wearing fanny packs?

oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012


I would often go there
To the tiny church there

Trollking posted:

Are we all going to end up wearing fanny packs?


if this guy forced you to wear a fanny pack, would you refuse?

oscarthewilde has issued a correction as of 17:40 on Apr 29, 2020

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

oscarthewilde posted:

https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3...ohnson.jpg&q=85
if this guy forced you to wear a fanny pack, would you refuse?

Kinda glad he's bald now

A4R8
Feb 28, 2020

Egg Moron posted:



dream ticket

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

better than Trump, Biden or Amash. also America deserves to have one of the main actors from the running man as president because lmao

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Xeom posted:

Please run Jesse, please.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
who else is ready for captain freedom's workout?

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

IM READY FOR PAIN

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOlqoKHFNRI

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



#im with him

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Bernie unendorses Biden and endorse Ventura instead.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
JESSE

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPm5KZZMbds

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