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Historically, a fair amount of people's last names were based on their ancestral professions (thus smith, carpenter, etc) gaze into my iphone of the future as i predict last names of the 3000's
hello my name is Daniel Buttsurgeon
my name is Shandy Uberdriver
I'm going to hyphenate my name after the wedding - please call me Cheryl Twitchstreamer-Instacart
Melon Musk. One of my ancestors was known for smelling strongly
Good evening my fellow Americans; this is President Jaksyn Kamgurl-Inflewensir
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ButtTheShitmanFart, First of His Name, Eternal GodEmperor of the Hallowed Isles of Chill and Magic.
   
       
  
 
   
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Blind date: Hmm, that is an unusual last name. If I may ask...
Todd Weaboo: Yes, I'm half pillow.
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Blind date: Hmm, that is an unusual last name. If I may ask...
Todd Weaboo: Yes, I'm half pillow.
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ladies and gentlemen, our next guest is here to promote their new film "corona 19," a barbarian epic set way back in the year two thousand and twenty! here's a clip:
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Blind date: Hmm, that is an unusual last name. If I may ask...
Todd Weaboo: Yes, I'm half pillow.
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Ah no, common misconception. The last name "Toucher" comes from the shortened form of "Computer Toucher," which was a common profession a thousand years ago, it has nothing to do with perverts. Yes I know "James Toucher" sounds strange but hey it's my ancestry, what can I do.
"surely your parents knew what they were doing when they named you 'richard,' right?"
"whaddya mean? my parents named me steve."
"so your surname is ac---"
"yeah, dicktoucher. one of my great-great-great grandfathers lost a bet or got cursed by a witch or something."
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with a name like stephen flatearther, you'd be surprised to hear he's a well-respected geologist.
"way back when, one of my forefathers was hell-bent on proving the world was flat, and as a result the study of the planet became the family trade." when asked if he shared the view of his ancestor, he laughed and said "yeah, me and [co-inventor of the dark-matter warpdrive] nasa feynman trade notes often. i think the world is flat about as much as she believes in a terracentric view of the universe."
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A name straight from classic ancient mythology, a character that most scholars now agree probably never existed
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